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Season 2026

Village Racing

Goat racing

Village Racing is where the sport begins—chaotic, endearing, and gloriously unpredictable.

Local goats compete during weekend festivals throughout the year, with incidents ranging from stray crowd charges to sudden romantic detours.

Here, the odds are little more than a suggestion: nothing is certain, and absolutely anything can happen.

Season Snapshot

Tratina lead the Village with 243 points.

Next race: Zlivka Village Race on 21 Jul in Zlivka.

Last result: Vuna won Vesna Brod Village Race (15 Jul).

54/102 Races
153 Goats
26 Incidents
Tratina Leader

Village Races (204)

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06 JAN 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 1·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m
1Zveka2Cveta3Lijena
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:44.9 25 13.04
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:45.4 18 13.32
3 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:45.6 15 14.19
4 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:46.1 12 14.60
5 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:46.5 10 14.83
6 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:46.8 8 14.90
7 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:47.1 6 14.95
8 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:47.6 4 15.05
9 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:48.1 2 15.09
10 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:48.6 1 15.22
11 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:49.1 – 15.47
12 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:49.4 – 16.04
13 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:49.7 – 16.10
14 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:50.1 – 16.23
Winning margin: 0.51s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Zveka home.
The track announcer lost his voice mid-call. Nobody cared.
"They threw everything at us. Zveka threw it right back." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Zveka adds another career victory to an impressive tally.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Zveka shows their hand early.
  • 391 m Cveta emerges from the the loose soil in pursuit.
  • 703 m Positions settle as they approach the finish.
  • Finish Zveka (0:44.9) holds off Cveta (0:45.4) +0.51s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
07 JAN 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 1·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·13°C • Light drizzle • Wind 9 km/h SSE • Humidity 69% • Feels 12°C
1Griva2Rijeka3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
13°C • Light drizzle • Wind 9 km/h SSE • Humidity 69% • Feels 12°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:49.3 25 13.18
2 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.6 18 13.70
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:49.7 15 13.70
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:50.2 12 14.09
5 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:50.7 10 14.18
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:51.1 8 14.88
7 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:51.3 6 15.05
8 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:51.8 4 15.07
9 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:52.3 2 15.49
10 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:52.7 1 15.57
11 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:53.3 – 15.57
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:53.7 – 15.67
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.9 – 15.89
14 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:54.3 – 16.25
Winning margin: 0.34s
Race Report
The crowd roared as Griva crossed first by a nose.
Not since St Vladimir's Day has the crowd been this loud.
"She refused to lose. Simple as that." — Hubert Kroëmicz (owner)
The Dbrozbrück Farm Circuit record survives, but Griva came close.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies skies, Griva establishes control immediately.
  • 413 m At the the packed spectators, Rijeka ups the ante.
  • 743 m Drama! Mleko affected by unforeseen circumstances in the closing stages.
  • ⚠️ Mleko misjudged a tiny dip in the ground and overreacted dramatically.
  • Finish Griva (0:49.3) holds off Rijeka (0:49.6) +0.34s.
Someone has been into the festival wine already. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
13 JAN 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 2·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·-1°C • Overcast • Wind 14 km/h NNE • Humidity 75% • Feels -5°C
1Rijeka2Griva3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
-1°C • Overcast • Wind 14 km/h NNE • Humidity 75% • Feels -5°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby. • Freezing temperatures tested endurance and hoof grip.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.7 25 13.26
2 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:50.2 18 13.65
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:50.4 15 14.11
4 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:50.9 12 14.54
5 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:51.4 10 14.68
6 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:51.6 8 14.78
7 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:52.0 6 14.87
8 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.5 4 15.03
9 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.0 2 15.07
10 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:53.5 1 15.35
11 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:54.0 – 15.59
12 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:54.3 – 15.69
13 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:54.6 – 16.02
14 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:55.1 – 16.13
Winning margin: 0.54s
Race Report
Rijeka battled through to secure a hard-fought win.
The pelican on the grandstand weather vane seemed to nod in approval.
"That final burst came from somewhere I can't explain." — Bedrich Greunič (owner)
Rijeka posts a competitive time of 0:49.7 at Dbrozbrück Farm Circuit.
Race timeline
  • Start The race begins in clear skies; Rijeka sets the early pace.
  • 413 m Griva finds reserves at the the loose soil section.
  • 743 m Klopa caught up in an unexpected rider drama.
  • ⚠️ Klopa now carrying the mayor's grandson. Disqualification pending.
  • Finish Rijeka (0:49.7) holds off Griva (0:50.2) +0.55s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
14 JAN 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 2·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·2°C • Mainly clear • Wind 13 km/h ENE • Humidity 47% • Feels -3°C
1Bradica2Kruska3Trava
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
2°C • Mainly clear • Wind 13 km/h ENE • Humidity 47% • Feels -3°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:44.2 25 13.84
2 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:45.0 18 13.92
3 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:45.3 15 14.31
4 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:45.8 12 14.41
5 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:46.3 10 14.43
6 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:46.6 8 14.62
7 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:46.9 6 14.65
8 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:47.3 4 14.80
9 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:47.9 2 15.02
10 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:48.4 1 15.33
11 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:48.8 – 15.63
12 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:49.0 – 15.73
13 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:49.4 – 16.03
14 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:50.0 – 16.15
Winning margin: 0.84s
Race Report
Agonisingly close for Kruska, but Bradica takes the glory.
Even the losing handlers applauded. Respect where it's due.
"Eih bennek, eih blavek — that's the Syldavian spirit right there." — Jindrich Bliekschenko (owner)
Bradica shows that experience counts at Plomfeld Harvest Loop.
Race timeline
  • Start In today's clear skies, Bradica jumps straight to the head.
  • 391 m The the loose soil proves testing — Kruska gains ground.
  • 703 m Closing in on the finish.
  • Finish Bradica (0:44.2) holds off Kruska (0:45.0) +0.84s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
20 JAN 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 3·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·10°C • Overcast • Wind 4 km/h NNW • Humidity 45% • Feels 7°C
1Klopa2Tuzna3Seno
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
10°C • Overcast • Wind 4 km/h NNW • Humidity 45% • Feels 7°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:47.7 25 13.46
2 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:48.7 18 13.67
3 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:49.1 15 13.75
4 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:49.4 12 13.91
5 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.6 10 14.31
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:50.1 8 14.46
7 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:50.7 6 14.58
8 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:51.0 4 14.70
9 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:51.3 2 14.87
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:51.5 1 15.16
11 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:51.8 – 15.99
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.4 – 16.38
13 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:52.8 – 16.79
14 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.1 – 16.83
Winning margin: 1.03s
Race Report
The line came just in time for Klopa.
The pelican standard was raised high above the winners' enclosure.
"When they came at us, Klopa just dug in. Incredible will." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Klopa strengthens their championship position with valuable points.
Race timeline
  • Start Klopa emerges at the front in clear skies.
  • 413 m Navigating the the livestock on course, Tuzna picks up pace.
  • 743 m Crna's race compromised by a dog chase.
  • ⚠️ The village dogs saw an opportunity. Crna saw a challenge.
  • Finish Klopa (0:47.7) holds off Tuzna (0:48.7) +1.03s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
21 JAN 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 3·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·7°C • Light drizzle • Wind 2 km/h N • Humidity 90% • Feels 5°C
1Kruska2Bradica3Trava
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
7°C • Light drizzle • Wind 2 km/h N • Humidity 90% • Feels 5°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:43.6 25 13.68
2 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:45.1 18 13.73
3 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:45.6 15 14.54
4 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:45.8 12 14.60
5 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:46.1 10 14.80
6 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:46.6 8 14.81
7 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:47.1 6 14.84
8 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:47.3 4 14.87
9 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:47.7 2 14.87
10 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:48.0 1 14.91
11 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:48.2 – 15.57
12 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:48.6 – 15.81
13 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:49.2 – 15.91
14 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:49.6 – 16.32
Winning margin: 1.44s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Kruska gathered thistles and got the prize!
Somewhere, a pelican squawked. The crowd took it as approval.
"The margins are tiny at this level. Kruska found them." — Ferdinand Bobbescz (owner)
Kruska is looking like the one to beat in the championship.
Race timeline
  • Start The flag falls in clear skies — Kruska responds instantly.
  • 391 m The the herd is conquered by Bradica.
  • 703 m Form holds as they turn for home.
  • Finish Kruska (0:43.6) holds off Bradica (0:45.1) +1.44s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The season marches on; every point will count.
27 JAN 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 4·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·14°C • Overcast • Wind 12 km/h SSW • Humidity 56% • Feels 12°C
1Zveka2Cveta3Lijena
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
14°C • Overcast • Wind 12 km/h SSW • Humidity 56% • Feels 12°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:46.1 25 12.91
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:47.3 18 13.38
3 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:47.7 15 14.33
4 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:48.1 12 14.73
5 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.3 10 14.82
6 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:48.8 8 14.93
7 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:49.3 6 14.97
8 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:49.6 4 14.97
9 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:49.8 2 14.98
10 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:50.1 1 15.08
11 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:50.4 – 15.25
12 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:50.8 – 16.29
13 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:51.4 – 16.41
DNF Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik food theft –
Winning margin: 1.21s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Zveka gathered thistles and got the prize!
The carmagnole swept through the supporters' section.
"That's heart. That's determination. That's Zveka." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Zveka shows that experience counts at Plomfeld Harvest Loop.
Race timeline
  • Start Zveka bolts to the front as they race under clear skies.
  • 391 m Through the the unstable terrain, Cveta closes the gap.
  • 703 m The food theft proves decisive; Sarka loses out.
  • ⚠️ Race forgotten — Sarka found a more interesting pile of turnips.
  • Finish Zveka (0:46.1) holds off Cveta (0:47.3) +1.22s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
03 FEB 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 5·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·16°C • Mainly clear • Wind 10 km/h NE • Humidity 44% • Feels 14°C
1Stana2Kora3Rogica
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
16°C • Mainly clear • Wind 10 km/h NE • Humidity 44% • Feels 14°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:41.1 25 13.95
2 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:41.6 18 14.03
3 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:41.7 15 14.37
4 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:42.1 12 14.55
5 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:42.6 10 14.58
6 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:42.9 8 14.59
7 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:43.1 6 14.61
8 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:43.5 4 14.73
9 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:44.0 2 15.19
10 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:44.4 1 15.19
11 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:44.9 – 15.43
12 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:45.1 – 15.48
13 Tvrdoglava "Oldrich" The Patient Norbert Spoerpotnik 0:45.4 – 15.86
14 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:45.8 – 16.37
Winning margin: 0.45s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Stana home.
The old shepherd in Row G just smiled. He knew a champion when he saw one.
"We needed every inch. Stana found something extra." — Ctibor Djreubbekič (owner)
Kora continues their run of strong finishes.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean start under clear skies — Stana immediately takes command.
  • 322 m Kora spots an opening at the the side wind.
  • 580 m Final strides approaching.
  • Finish Stana (0:41.1) holds off Kora (0:41.6) +0.45s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
10 FEB 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 6·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·12°C • Light drizzle • Wind 10 km/h SSW • Humidity 68% • Feels 10°C
1Stevo2Kora3Zrno
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
12°C • Light drizzle • Wind 10 km/h SSW • Humidity 68% • Feels 10°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:36.8 25 13.81
2 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:37.5 18 14.36
3 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:37.7 15 14.47
4 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:38.0 12 14.66
5 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:38.2 10 14.73
6 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:38.6 8 14.91
7 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:39.0 6 14.95
8 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:39.3 4 15.10
9 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:39.5 2 15.11
10 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:39.9 1 15.24
11 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:40.3 – 15.43
12 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:40.5 – 15.46
13 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:40.8 – 15.52
14 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:41.3 – 15.58
Winning margin: 0.67s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Stevo just gets there.
The supporters waved their caps. Their goat had done them proud.
"I couldn't breathe. Now I can't stop smiling." — Ilja Moddergem (owner)
Stevo shows what they're capable of at this level.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies skies, Stevo establishes control immediately.
  • 284 m Through the the sandy stretch, Kora is coming.
  • 510 m Racing into history now.
  • Finish Stevo (0:36.8) holds off Kora (0:37.5) +0.67s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
17 FEB 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 7·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·13°C • Light drizzle • Wind 6 km/h SSW • Humidity 63% • Feels 11°C
1Kora2Debela3Ilija
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
13°C • Light drizzle • Wind 6 km/h SSW • Humidity 63% • Feels 11°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:38.5 25 12.95
2 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:39.6 18 13.57
3 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:39.9 15 13.74
4 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:40.4 12 14.01
5 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:40.8 10 14.07
6 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:41.0 8 14.08
7 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:41.2 6 14.45
8 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:41.7 4 15.40
9 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:42.1 2 15.40
10 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:42.3 1 15.82
11 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:42.5 – 15.97
12 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:42.9 – 16.34
13 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:43.4 – 16.43
14 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:43.6 – 16.75
Winning margin: 1.06s
Race Report
Pulse-racing drama! Kora snatches victory.
The track announcer lost his voice mid-call. Nobody cared.
"We'll sleep well tonight. Eventually. Once the nerves settle." — Ferdinand Moddergem (owner)
A victory Ferdinand Moddergem (owner) will be proud of at this venue.
Race timeline
  • Start Kora seizes the initiative at the start in clear skies.
  • 284 m Debela attacks through the the side wind.
  • 510 m Chasers running out of track.
  • Finish Kora (0:38.5) holds off Debela (0:39.6) +1.06s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
24 FEB 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 8·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 5 km/h NNW • Humidity 78% • Feels 9°C
1Griva2Rijeka3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 5 km/h NNW • Humidity 78% • Feels 9°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:47.3 25 13.47
2 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:48.3 18 13.49
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:48.6 15 13.96
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:49.2 12 14.39
5 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:49.6 10 14.47
6 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:49.8 8 14.79
7 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:50.2 6 15.11
8 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:50.8 4 15.26
9 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:51.2 2 15.27
10 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:51.4 1 15.29
11 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:51.8 – 15.47
12 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:52.3 – 15.75
13 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:52.8 – 15.78
14 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:53.0 – 15.92
Winning margin: 0.98s
Race Report
A breathless finale sees Griva triumph.
The track announcer lost his voice mid-call. Nobody cared.
"Victory tastes sweetest when it's earned like that." — Hubert Kroëmicz (owner)
Griva's stable continues their excellent season.
Race timeline
  • Start The start goes cleanly in clear skies — Griva immediately asserts.
  • 413 m Through the the packed spectators, Rijeka puts the pressure on.
  • 743 m Final positions taking shape.
  • Finish Griva (0:47.3) holds off Rijeka (0:48.3) +0.98s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
25 FEB 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 8·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·13°C • Overcast • Wind 14 km/h S • Humidity 80% • Feels 11°C
1Lista2Bjelka3Kata
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
13°C • Overcast • Wind 14 km/h S • Humidity 80% • Feels 11°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:43.0 25 14.03
2 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:44.1 18 14.23
3 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:44.5 15 14.27
4 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:44.7 12 14.51
5 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:45.0 10 14.64
6 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:45.4 8 14.65
7 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:45.9 6 14.68
8 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:46.1 4 14.74
9 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:46.4 2 14.81
10 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:46.6 1 15.09
11 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:46.9 – 15.20
12 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:47.3 – 15.69
13 Janko "Nadezda" The Fearless Ferdinand Djreubbekič 0:47.8 – 15.96
14 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:48.0 – 16.04
Winning margin: 1.04s
Race Report
Lista withstood everything Bjelka could throw at them.
The szlaszeck vendor forgot his cash box. Even he was watching.
"The margins are tiny at this level. Lista found them." — Norbert Krabberov (owner)
The championship standings shift after this result.
Race timeline
  • Start Off under clear skies skies, Lista commands the opening.
  • 322 m Bjelka powers through the the exposed path.
  • 580 m Home stretch and gaps are widening.
  • Finish Lista (0:43.0) holds off Bjelka (0:44.1) +1.04s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
03 MAR 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 9·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·15°C • Clear sky • Wind 0 km/h SW • Humidity 29% • Feels 14°C
1Kora2Belka3Debela
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
15°C • Clear sky • Wind 0 km/h SW • Humidity 29% • Feels 14°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:36.4 25 13.08
2 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:37.2 18 13.79
3 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:37.5 15 13.92
4 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:37.9 12 13.92
5 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:38.3 10 13.98
6 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:38.6 8 14.03
7 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:38.8 6 14.58
8 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:39.2 4 15.66
9 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:39.6 2 15.86
10 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:39.8 1 15.95
11 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:40.1 – 16.01
12 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:40.6 – 16.12
13 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:40.9 – 16.17
14 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:41.1 – 16.39
Winning margin: 0.80s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Kora just gets there.
Grandmothers wiped away tears. Racing is emotion.
"Millimetres. It came down to millimetres. We got them." — Ferdinand Moddergem (owner)
Winning time of 0:36.4 — solid pace from Kora.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Kora in front.
  • 284 m At the the gusts, Belka turns up the heat.
  • 510 m The end is in sight.
  • Finish Kora (0:36.4) holds off Belka (0:37.2) +0.79s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
04 MAR 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 9·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·9°C • Clear sky • Wind 12 km/h ENE • Humidity 37% • Feels 5°C
1Kudra2Vesela3Anka
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
9°C • Clear sky • Wind 12 km/h ENE • Humidity 37% • Feels 5°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:51.4 25 12.71
2 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:52.6 18 12.95
3 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:52.9 15 13.02
4 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:53.4 12 13.03
5 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:54.0 10 13.68
6 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:54.3 8 13.68
7 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:54.5 6 14.22
8 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:54.9 4 14.29
9 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:55.5 2 14.49
10 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:55.7 1 14.53
11 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:56.0 – 14.57
12 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:56.6 – 14.96
13 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:57.1 – 15.18
14 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:57.3 – 15.42
Winning margin: 1.12s
Race Report
Pure racing theatre. Kudra emerges victorious.
The track announcer lost his voice mid-call. Nobody cared.
"The crowd knew. We knew. That was something special." — Gottfried Szstoempcz (owner)
Kudra's time of 0:51.4 suggests the track record could fall soon.
Race timeline
  • Start The race begins in clear skies; Kudra sets the early pace.
  • 402 m At the the packed spectators, Vesela turns up the heat.
  • 724 m Late setback: Cika hit by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Cika took a shortcut through the inn. Emerged confused but refreshed.
  • Finish Kudra (0:51.4) holds off Vesela (0:52.6) +1.12s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
10 MAR 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 10·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·16°C • Overcast • Wind 18 km/h SSW • Humidity 51% • Feels 13°C
1Rijeka2Griva3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
16°C • Overcast • Wind 18 km/h SSW • Humidity 51% • Feels 13°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:50.0 25 13.15
2 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:51.2 18 13.59
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:51.7 15 14.06
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:52.0 12 14.56
5 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:52.3 10 14.58
6 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:52.8 8 14.79
7 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:53.3 6 14.87
8 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:53.6 4 15.07
9 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.8 2 15.14
10 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:54.1 1 15.41
11 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:54.4 – 15.63
12 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:54.9 – 15.72
13 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:55.4 – 16.05
14 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:55.7 – 16.18
Winning margin: 1.28s
Race Report
A breathless finale sees Rijeka triumph.
The pelican standard was raised high above the winners' enclosure.
"Some wins you celebrate. This one you survive." — Bedrich Greunič (owner)
Bedrich Greunič (owner) is getting results from multiple charges this season.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean break under clear skies — Rijeka shows early ambition.
  • 413 m At the the unstable terrain, Griva begins their run.
  • 743 m The climax nears.
  • Finish Rijeka (0:50.0) holds off Griva (0:51.2) +1.28s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
11 MAR 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 10·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·20°C • Mainly clear • Wind 5 km/h N • Humidity 30% • Feels 18°C
1Hrabra2Kuca3Tiha
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
20°C • Mainly clear • Wind 5 km/h N • Humidity 30% • Feels 18°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:50.7 25 12.68
2 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:51.8 18 13.17
3 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:52.1 15 13.22
4 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:52.7 12 13.36
5 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:53.1 10 13.80
6 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:53.3 8 13.99
7 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:53.7 6 14.01
8 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:54.3 4 14.37
9 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:54.7 2 14.38
10 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:54.9 1 14.48
11 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:55.2 – 14.50
12 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:55.8 – 14.68
13 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:56.2 – 14.83
14 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:56.5 – 14.98
Winning margin: 1.02s
Race Report
Centimetres decided it. Hrabra was on the right side.
A pelican circled overhead — surely a good omen.
"I need a drink after that. Maybe two." — Ilja Szgangskev (owner)
Zlipbach Orchard Run record remains safe — but 0:50.7 was respectable.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing in clear skies, Hrabra breaks sharply to lead.
  • 402 m At the the packed spectators, Kuca launches their challenge.
  • 724 m The unforeseen circumstances strikes — Kuca the victim.
  • ⚠️ Kuca paused to re-establish dominance over an entirely imaginary rival.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:50.7) holds off Kuca (0:51.8) +1.02s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
17 MAR 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 11·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·6°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h NNW • Humidity 60% • Feels 2°C
1Klopa2Tuzna3Seno
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
6°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h NNW • Humidity 60% • Feels 2°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:47.5 25 13.50
2 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:48.3 18 13.77
3 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:48.6 15 13.81
4 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:49.2 12 13.88
5 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:49.6 10 14.41
6 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.9 8 14.43
7 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:50.2 6 14.54
8 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:50.8 4 14.77
9 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:51.2 2 14.85
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:51.8 1 15.14
11 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:52.2 – 15.93
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.4 – 16.33
13 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:52.8 – 16.68
14 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.4 – 16.74
Winning margin: 0.81s
Race Report
Razor-thin margins, but Klopa prevails.
The track announcer lost his voice mid-call. Nobody cared.
"Winning is one thing. Winning like that is another." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Seno registers another solid top-five finish.
Race timeline
  • Start In the clear skies, Klopa emerges first from the pack.
  • 413 m Tuzna attacks through the the close crowd.
  • 743 m The end game begins.
  • Finish Klopa (0:47.5) holds off Tuzna (0:48.3) +0.81s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
18 MAR 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 11·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·-0°C • Overcast • Wind 12 km/h NE • Humidity 59% • Feels -5°C
1Mara2Hrabra3Kudra
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
-0°C • Overcast • Wind 12 km/h NE • Humidity 59% • Feels -5°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows. • Freezing temperatures tested endurance and hoof grip.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:50.3 25 13.09
2 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:50.7 18 13.29
3 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:50.9 15 13.37
4 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:51.3 12 13.54
5 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:51.4 10 13.68
6 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:51.9 8 13.69
7 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:52.4 6 13.81
8 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:52.8 4 13.96
9 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:53.0 2 14.18
10 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:53.5 1 14.21
11 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:54.0 – 14.33
12 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:54.4 – 14.53
13 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:54.6 – 15.13
14 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:55.0 – 15.65
Winning margin: 0.43s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Mara gathered thistles and got the prize!
The fanfare played. The crowd roared. This is Syldavian racing.
"Close calls like that test everything. We passed the test." — Gottfried Keekebicov (owner)
Mara proves age is no barrier at Zlipbach Orchard Run.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing under clear skies, Mara wastes no time getting to the front.
  • 402 m Through the the muddy patches, Hrabra closes in.
  • 724 m Vesela battles through a dog chase but loses ground.
  • ⚠️ The village dogs saw an opportunity. Vesela saw a challenge.
  • Finish Mara (0:50.3) holds off Hrabra (0:50.7) +0.43s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The season marches on; every point will count.
24 MAR 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 12·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·14°C • Light rain • Wind 36 km/h SE • Humidity 93% • Feels 10°C
1Lista2Kata3Bjelka
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
14°C • Light rain • Wind 36 km/h SE • Humidity 93% • Feels 10°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds. • Persistent rain made handling tricky.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:44.3 25 13.77
2 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:45.3 18 13.88
3 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:45.6 15 14.06
4 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:45.9 12 14.43
5 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:46.2 10 14.48
6 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:46.6 8 14.52
7 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:47.0 6 14.73
8 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:47.3 4 14.98
9 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:47.5 2 15.28
10 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:47.8 1 15.37
11 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:48.1 – 15.49
12 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:48.5 – 15.60
13 Janko "Nadezda" The Fearless Ferdinand Djreubbekič 0:48.9 – 15.75
14 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:49.2 – 16.14
Winning margin: 0.97s
Race Report
Pure racing theatre. Lista emerges victorious.
Grandmothers wiped away tears. Racing is emotion.
"She wanted it more. You could see it in every stride." — Norbert Krabberov (owner)
Lista adds another career victory to an impressive tally.
Race timeline
  • Start Excellent getaway by Lista in today's clear skies.
  • 322 m Kata powers through the the ledge.
  • 580 m Kata's rhythm broken by an unexpected rider.
  • ⚠️ Kata now carrying the mayor's grandson. Disqualification pending.
  • Finish Lista (0:44.3) holds off Kata (0:45.3) +0.97s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
25 MAR 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 12·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·15°C • Light drizzle • Wind 16 km/h SE • Humidity 88% • Feels 14°C
1Kora2Ilija3Debela
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
15°C • Light drizzle • Wind 16 km/h SE • Humidity 88% • Feels 14°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:38.2 25 12.86
2 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:39.5 18 13.64
3 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:39.9 15 13.69
4 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:40.2 12 13.94
5 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:40.4 10 14.18
6 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:40.8 8 14.21
7 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:41.2 6 14.35
8 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:41.5 4 15.23
9 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:41.7 2 15.56
10 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:42.0 1 16.00
11 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:42.2 – 16.17
12 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:42.5 – 16.29
13 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:43.0 – 16.54
14 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:43.3 – 16.56
Winning margin: 1.25s
Race Report
Kora produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
Even the most impressive moustaches in the crowd couldn't hide the smiles.
"I aged ten years in that final stretch." — Ferdinand Moddergem (owner)
Winning time of 0:38.2 — solid pace from Kora.
Race timeline
  • Start Excellent getaway by Kora in today's clear skies.
  • 284 m Ilija hits top speed at the the soft sand.
  • 510 m The end is in sight.
  • Finish Kora (0:38.2) holds off Ilija (0:39.5) +1.25s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
31 MAR 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 13·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 10 km/h NNE • Humidity 67% • Feels 7°C
1Trava2Kruska3Bradica
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 10 km/h NNE • Humidity 67% • Feels 7°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.2 25 14.03
2 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:49.1 18 14.12
3 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:49.5 15 14.15
4 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:50.0 12 14.16
5 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:50.4 10 14.24
6 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.7 8 14.33
7 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:51.0 6 14.35
8 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:51.6 4 15.15
9 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:52.0 2 15.15
10 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:52.2 1 15.28
11 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:52.6 – 15.58
12 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:53.2 – 15.66
13 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:53.5 – 16.14
14 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:53.8 – 16.43
Winning margin: 0.96s
Race Report
Trava found a last gasp of energy when it mattered most.
The old shepherd in Row G just smiled. He knew a champion when he saw one.
"Victory tastes sweetest when it's earned like that." — Konrad Spoerpotnik (owner)
Trava extends their championship advantage with this result.
Race timeline
  • Start Trava seizes the initiative at the start in clear skies.
  • 391 m Kruska surges forward in the the soft ground section section.
  • 703 m Final positions being sorted.
  • Finish Trava (0:48.2) holds off Kruska (0:49.1) +0.97s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
01 APR 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 13·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·7°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h N • Humidity 96% • Feels 5°C
1Griva2Klopa3Rijeka
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
7°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h N • Humidity 96% • Feels 5°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:49.2 25 13.25
2 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:50.7 18 13.77
3 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:51.2 15 13.80
4 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:51.4 12 14.09
5 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:51.8 10 14.18
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:52.4 8 14.81
7 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:52.8 6 15.00
8 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:53.0 4 15.05
9 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:53.4 2 15.54
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:53.8 1 15.56
11 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:54.0 – 15.59
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:54.4 – 15.65
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:55.0 – 15.79
14 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:55.4 – 16.24
Winning margin: 1.50s
Race Report
Griva showed why they're the one to beat. Devastating.
Hats flew. Children cheered. A scene of pure Syldavian joy.
"The competition was strong. Griva was stronger." — Hubert Kroëmicz (owner)
Winning time of 0:49.2 — solid pace from Griva.
Race timeline
  • Start Fast out of the blocks, Griva leads in clear skies.
  • 413 m Klopa hits top speed at the the farm animals.
  • 743 m Little movement as the finish beckons.
  • Finish Griva (0:49.2) holds off Klopa (0:50.7) +1.50s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. That result matters. They all matter.
07 APR 2025
Dbrozforst Village Race
Village 2025
Round 14·723m·Dbrozforst·Woodland Trail·410 m·-2°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h WNW • Humidity 62% • Feels -6°C
1Hrabra2Stijena3Stevo
723m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 3% incline · 410m elevation
-2°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h WNW • Humidity 62% • Feels -6°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Low branches
Shaded woodland path; villagers gather close at the glades. • Freezing temperatures tested endurance and hoof grip.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Pavla" The Lucky Konrad Sloekkernik 0:49.5 25 11.91
2 Stijena "Brenda" The Playful Norbert Bobbescz 0:50.1 18 12.65
3 Stevo "Marta" The Troublemaker Gottfried Szgangskev 0:50.3 15 12.83
4 Mlada "Sergej" The Slacker Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:50.8 12 13.32
5 Mrka "Jozef" The Vagabond Jindrich Sloekkernik 0:51.3 10 13.71
6 Anka "Boris" The Postage Stamp Matej Krabberov 0:51.5 8 13.76
7 Rijeka "Gordana" The Quiet Zikmund Szgangskev 0:51.8 6 14.08
8 Jela "Cestmir" The Tramp Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:52.3 4 14.82
9 Luka "Libuse" The Alarm System Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:52.7 2 15.01
10 Ruza "Jules" The Blessed Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:53.2 1 15.55
11 Seno "Marta" The Hammock Ctibor Smikkeldinsk 0:53.7 – 15.56
12 Kozica "Miklos" The Curmudgeon Norbert Keekebicov 0:53.9 – 15.98
13 Tuzna "Hana" The Loyal Bedrich Ballekeskov 0:54.2 – 15.98
DNF Kuca "Nestor" The Calm Konrad Bobbescz wrong direction –
Winning margin: 0.57s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Hrabra just gets there.
They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj from here to the Bordurian border.
"I've been doing this for years. That was the longest final stretch of my life." — Konrad Sloekkernik (owner)
Konrad Sloekkernik (owner)'s stable is having a season to remember.
Race timeline
  • Start Off under clear skies skies, Hrabra commands the opening.
  • 362 m Stijena takes on the the exposed roots with confidence.
  • 651 m Kuca's challenge undone by going the wrong way.
  • ⚠️ Kuca turned left when everyone else turned right. Still running, presumably.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:49.5) holds off Stijena (0:50.1) +0.57s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
14 APR 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 15·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·18°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h S • Humidity 59% • Feels 16°C
1Zveka2Cveta3Ruda
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
18°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h S • Humidity 59% • Feels 16°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:46.3 25 13.13
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:46.7 18 13.64
3 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:46.9 15 14.38
4 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:47.1 12 14.61
5 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:47.5 10 14.64
6 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:48.0 8 14.70
7 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:48.4 6 15.05
8 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.7 4 15.16
9 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.0 2 15.27
10 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:49.4 1 15.31
11 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:50.0 – 15.73
12 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:50.2 – 15.97
13 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:50.5 – 16.70
DNF Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz wrong direction –
Winning margin: 0.44s
Race Report
Zveka produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
A pelican circled overhead — surely a good omen.
"Close races reveal true champions. Today we saw one." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Zveka extends their championship advantage with this result.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Zveka shows their hand early.
  • 391 m Cveta pounces through the the unstable terrain stretch.
  • 703 m Closing going the wrong way costs Stana dearly.
  • ⚠️ Last seen heading toward the next village: Stana.
  • Finish Zveka (0:46.3) holds off Cveta (0:46.7) +0.45s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
21 APR 2025
Dbrozforst Village Race
Village 2025
Round 16·723m·Dbrozforst·Woodland Trail·410 m·20°C • Light drizzle • Wind 1 km/h SW • Humidity 43% • Feels 21°C
1Stijena2Hrabra3Kuca
723m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 3% incline · 410m elevation
20°C • Light drizzle • Wind 1 km/h SW • Humidity 43% • Feels 21°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Low branches
Shaded woodland path; villagers gather close at the glades.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stijena "Brenda" The Playful Norbert Bobbescz 0:48.0 25 12.29
2 Hrabra "Pavla" The Lucky Konrad Sloekkernik 0:48.6 18 12.49
3 Kuca "Nestor" The Calm Konrad Bobbescz 0:48.9 15 13.04
4 Mrka "Jozef" The Vagabond Jindrich Sloekkernik 0:49.2 12 13.20
5 Stevo "Marta" The Troublemaker Gottfried Szgangskev 0:49.4 10 13.22
6 Rijeka "Gordana" The Quiet Zikmund Szgangskev 0:49.9 8 13.33
7 Anka "Boris" The Postage Stamp Matej Krabberov 0:50.3 6 13.42
8 Mlada "Sergej" The Slacker Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:50.6 4 13.85
9 Jela "Cestmir" The Tramp Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:50.9 2 14.21
10 Seno "Marta" The Hammock Ctibor Smikkeldinsk 0:51.4 1 14.69
11 Kozica "Miklos" The Curmudgeon Norbert Keekebicov 0:51.8 – 15.49
12 Luka "Libuse" The Alarm System Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:52.1 – 15.52
13 Ruza "Jules" The Blessed Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:52.4 – 16.33
14 Tuzna "Hana" The Loyal Bedrich Ballekeskov 0:52.9 – 16.64
Winning margin: 0.66s
Race Report
Stijena clung on under relentless pressure. What a finish!
Bottles of Zalta water were thrown — the slivovitz would come later.
"Races like this are why we do it. Incredible." — Norbert Bobbescz (owner)
Hrabra narrowly misses out again. So close.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies, Stijena asserts from stride one.
  • 362 m Hrabra uses the the hanging limbs to close up.
  • 651 m Mrka battles through romantic distraction but loses ground.
  • ⚠️ Mrka spotted a handsome stranger in the crowd and lost all interest in racing.
  • Finish Stijena (0:48.0) holds off Hrabra (0:48.6) +0.66s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
28 APR 2025
Trzephain Village Race
Village 2025
Round 17·750m·Trzephain·Clearing Circuit·360 m·16°C • Clear sky • Wind 6 km/h NW • Humidity 39% • Feels 14°C
1Lista2Zuta3Debela
750m · Clearing Circuit · Standard · 2% incline · 360m elevation
16°C • Clear sky • Wind 6 km/h NW • Humidity 39% • Feels 14°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Animals on course
Glade loop where dogs and hens sometimes stray onto the route.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Theobald" The Opera Singer Ferdinand Froechelski 0:48.2 25 13.63
2 Zuta "Norbert" The Milkman Evzen Froechelski 0:48.8 18 13.99
3 Debela "Hana" The Darling Hubert Djkneurrov 0:49.1 15 14.06
4 Brza "Elena" Three O'Clock Ferdinand Krabberov 0:49.4 12 14.13
5 Marko "Agata" The Yoga Master Ondrej Keekebicov 0:49.6 10 14.43
6 Rogica "Dmitri" The Storm Bringer Hubert Szbloemvitch 0:50.1 8 14.63
7 Glasna "Igor" The Ghost Siegfried Verkespnik 0:50.6 6 14.85
8 Zvjezdica "Greta" The Washing Machine Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:50.9 4 15.01
9 Zlatka "Caprice" The Mudroller Evzen Djreubbekič 0:51.1 2 15.27
10 Bjelka "Jakub" The Snow Walker Ondrej Keekebicov 0:51.7 1 15.83
11 Lisa "Elena" The Headstrong Leopold Notchwoud 0:52.1 – 15.87
12 Pero "Ivanka" The Lunatic Rudolf Walloeisicz 0:52.4 – 16.03
13 Vjetar "Froechelski" The Wheezer Evzen Verkespnik 0:52.6 – 16.15
DNF Beka "Sputnik" The Comet Vit Froechelski refused start –
Winning margin: 0.68s
Race Report
Lista fended off the charge to clinch it.
Children threw firecrackers in celebration — startling some of the runners.
"That was courage on four legs. Nothing else to say." — Ferdinand Froechelski (owner)
Winning time of 0:48.2 — solid pace from Lista.
Race timeline
  • Start Lista seizes the initiative at the start in clear skies.
  • 375 m The the roots sees Zuta come alive.
  • 675 m Beka slowed by refusing to start at the crucial moment.
  • ⚠️ Beka lay down in protest. The crowd cheered anyway.
  • Finish Lista (0:48.2) holds off Zuta (0:48.8) +0.68s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
05 MAY 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 18·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·21°C • Mainly clear • Wind 9 km/h WNW • Humidity 38% • Feels 20°C
1Kudra2Anka3Oblacak
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
21°C • Mainly clear • Wind 9 km/h WNW • Humidity 38% • Feels 20°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:48.4 25 12.53
2 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:49.1 18 12.72
3 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:49.3 15 12.89
4 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:49.8 12 13.09
5 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:50.3 10 13.87
6 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:50.5 8 13.91
7 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:50.8 6 14.05
8 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:51.4 4 14.13
9 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:51.8 2 14.29
10 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:52.3 1 14.47
11 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:52.8 – 14.63
12 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:53.1 – 14.79
13 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:53.4 – 15.73
14 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:53.9 – 15.85
Winning margin: 0.64s
Race Report
Kudra withstood everything Anka could throw at them.
The pelican standard was raised high above the winners' enclosure.
"That was courage on four legs. Nothing else to say." — Gottfried Szstoempcz (owner)
Kudra is looking like the one to beat in the championship.
Race timeline
  • Start Opening in clear skies, Kudra takes the aggressive line.
  • 402 m At the the orchard obstacles, Anka ups the ante.
  • 724 m The finish complicated by unforeseen circumstances affecting Trapa.
  • ⚠️ Trapa stumbled after inspecting a pebble mid-stride.
  • Finish Kudra (0:48.4) holds off Anka (0:49.1) +0.64s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
06 MAY 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 18·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·20°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h SW • Humidity 54% • Feels 20°C
1Seno2Klopa3Meka
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
20°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h SW • Humidity 54% • Feels 20°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:50.2 25 13.43
2 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:51.6 18 13.59
3 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:52.1 15 13.71
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:52.5 12 13.92
5 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:53.1 10 14.05
6 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:53.4 8 14.67
7 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:53.7 6 14.68
8 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:54.1 4 14.86
9 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:54.7 2 14.91
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:55.0 1 15.40
11 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:55.3 – 15.64
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:55.7 – 16.07
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:56.2 – 16.36
14 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:56.6 – 17.23
Winning margin: 1.37s
Race Report
Seno repelled the challenge. Klopa so close yet so far.
The old shepherd in Row G just smiled. He knew a champion when he saw one.
"The crowd knew. We knew. That was something special." — Tadeas Walloeisicz (owner)
Seno confirms their liking for this track.
Race timeline
  • Start In today's clear skies, Seno jumps straight to the head.
  • 413 m At the the livestock on course, Klopa launches their challenge.
  • 743 m Late drama as Rijeka encounters unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Someone's laundry line collapsed onto Rijeka. Finished wearing a petticoat.
  • Finish Seno (0:50.2) holds off Klopa (0:51.6) +1.37s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. The season marches on; every point will count.
07 MAY 2025
Glomspitz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 18·724m·Glomspitz·Alpine Meadow·1080 m·14°C • Moderate rain • Wind 4 km/h NNE • Humidity 79% • Feels 13°C
1Zla2Beka3Mara
724m · Alpine Meadow · Climb · 7% incline · 1080m elevation
14°C • Moderate rain • Wind 4 km/h NNE • Humidity 79% • Feels 13°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Thin air
High meadow loop with thin air and rolling bumps. • Persistent rain made handling tricky.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zla "Dragomir" The Bossy Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.3 25 8.46
2 Beka "Quirin" The Cabbage Thief Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:50.7 18 8.51
3 Mara "Karel" The Glutton Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:50.9 15 8.70
4 Sira "Jana" The Friendly Jindrich Keekebicov 0:51.2 12 8.73
5 Kudra "Agata" The Stubborn Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:51.4 10 8.99
6 Ridjka "Natasa" The Mop Leopold Keekebicov 0:51.8 8 9.37
7 Luka "Greta" The Bagpipe Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:52.4 6 9.40
8 Plaha "Dragomir" The Hungry Hubert Rondelski 0:52.7 4 9.45
9 Duda "Zbynek" The Mosquito Ctibor Keekebicov 0:52.9 2 9.55
Winning margin: 0.45s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Zla home.
Even the losing handlers applauded. Respect where it's due.
"I aged ten years in that final stretch." — Leopold Szstoempcz (owner)
Zla shows that experience counts at Glomspitz High Meadow Circuit.
Race timeline
  • Start Away in clear skies conditions, Zla dictates from the off.
  • 362 m At the the bumps, Beka ups the ante.
  • 652 m Approaching the denouement.
  • Finish Zla (0:50.3) holds off Beka (0:50.7) +0.45s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
12 MAY 2025
Krevholz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 19·688m·Krevholz·Woodland Trail·420 m·10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 5 km/h N • Humidity 44% • Feels 8°C
1Zuta2Ruda3Griva
688m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 4% incline · 420m elevation
10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 5 km/h N • Humidity 44% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Mud patches
Rooty forest run that turns slick after rain.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zuta "Boris" The Garden Raider Norbert Szgangskev 0:47.7 25 12.92
2 Ruda "Jozef" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Keekebicov 0:48.1 18 13.21
3 Griva "Norbert" The Joker Ferdinand Greunič 0:48.3 15 13.38
4 Zob "Libuse" The Gossip Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:48.8 12 13.43
5 Cveta "Gordana" The Curious Ferdinand Rondelski 0:49.2 10 13.57
6 Zlatka "Elena" The Artichoke Prokop Bobbescz 0:49.4 8 13.83
7 Lisa "Marta" The Laundry Puller Ilja Moddergem 0:49.7 6 13.85
8 Crnka "Yelena" The Fence Breaker Jindrich Verkespnik 0:50.3 4 13.98
9 Cupko "Stanislav" The Escape Artist Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:50.6 2 14.11
10 Meka "Muscadet" The Twitchy Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:51.1 1 14.56
11 Jabuka "Dmitri" The Spiteful Bedrich Bobbescz 0:51.5 – 14.60
12 Divlja "Ivan" The Chinese Ctibor Szkapstoknik 0:51.8 – 15.16
13 Sarka "Nikolaj" The Bulldozer Konrad Zbknabbelak 0:52.1 – 15.23
DNF Beka "Pavla" The Brat Dalibor Bobbescz food theft –
Winning margin: 0.46s
Race Report
Pure racing theatre. Zuta emerges victorious.
The handlers embraced. The crowd embraced. Everyone embraced.
"That was courage on four legs. Nothing else to say." — Norbert Szgangskev (owner)
Norbert Szgangskev (owner) is getting results from multiple charges this season.
Race timeline
  • Start Zuta emerges at the front in clear skies.
  • 344 m At the the roots section, Ruda challenges.
  • 619 m Drama! Beka affected by food theft in the closing stages.
  • ⚠️ Beka diverted to raid the baker's stall. Disqualified but satisfied.
  • Finish Zuta (0:47.7) holds off Ruda (0:48.1) +0.46s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. The season marches on; every point will count.
13 MAY 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 19·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·18°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h WSW • Humidity 76% • Feels 19°C
1Lista2Kata3Bjelka
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
18°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h WSW • Humidity 76% • Feels 19°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:43.2 25 14.00
2 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:44.4 18 14.11
3 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:44.8 15 14.22
4 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:45.2 12 14.47
5 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:45.7 10 14.64
6 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:45.9 8 14.70
7 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:46.2 6 14.77
8 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:46.6 4 14.82
9 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:47.0 2 15.01
10 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:47.3 1 15.02
11 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:47.6 – 15.32
12 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:48.0 – 15.79
13 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:48.4 – 15.82
14 Janko "Nadezda" The Fearless Ferdinand Djreubbekič 0:48.7 – 16.06
Winning margin: 1.15s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Lista home.
Even the Royal Box rose to applaud. Magnificent.
"My legs are still weak. Lista's weren't. That's why she won." — Norbert Krabberov (owner)
Lista confirms their liking for this track.
Race timeline
  • Start The flag falls in clear skies — Lista responds instantly.
  • 322 m Kata throws down a challenge at the the cliff edge.
  • 580 m The finish complicated — Rogica caught in unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ A cluster of stones forced Rogica into an awkward hop pattern.
  • Finish Lista (0:43.2) holds off Kata (0:44.4) +1.15s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
14 MAY 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 19·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·12°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h WNW • Humidity 50% • Feels 10°C
1Vesela2Kudra3Hrabra
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
12°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h WNW • Humidity 50% • Feels 10°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:49.1 25 12.51
2 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:50.4 18 13.08
3 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:50.8 15 13.22
4 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:51.2 12 13.31
5 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:51.3 10 13.46
6 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:51.8 8 13.53
7 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:52.4 6 13.77
8 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:52.7 4 13.88
9 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:52.9 2 14.52
10 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:53.2 1 14.61
11 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:53.5 – 15.07
12 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:54.0 – 15.08
13 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:54.5 – 15.17
14 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:54.8 – 15.63
Winning margin: 1.25s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Vesela gathered thistles and got the prize!
Somewhere, a bookie wept. The punters had their day.
"When they came at us, Vesela just dug in. Incredible will." — Siegfried Greunič (owner)
Zlipbach Orchard Run record remains safe — but 0:49.1 was respectable.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Vesela makes a statement from the gun.
  • 402 m Kudra negotiates the the close crowd brilliantly.
  • 724 m Hrabra's challenge ended by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Hrabra befriended a chicken mid-race. They crossed the line together.
  • Finish Vesela (0:49.1) holds off Kudra (0:50.4) +1.24s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
19 MAY 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 20·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·19°C • Mainly clear • Wind 16 km/h W • Humidity 55% • Feels 17°C
1Griva2Rijeka3Tuzna
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
19°C • Mainly clear • Wind 16 km/h W • Humidity 55% • Feels 17°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:49.5 25 13.09
2 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:50.1 18 13.82
3 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:50.3 15 13.96
4 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:50.7 12 14.38
5 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:50.9 10 14.91
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:51.3 8 15.04
7 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:51.9 6 15.17
8 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.3 4 15.51
9 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:52.5 2 15.68
10 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:53.0 1 15.70
11 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:53.5 – 15.70
12 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.8 – 15.73
13 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:54.1 – 16.10
DNF Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz food theft –
Winning margin: 0.60s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Griva gathered thistles and got the prize!
The children waved their little pelican flags with abandon.
"I've never bitten my nails so hard. Worth every broken nail." — Hubert Kroëmicz (owner)
Hubert Kroëmicz (owner) is getting results from multiple charges this season.
Race timeline
  • Start Flag drops in clear skies, Griva surges to the lead.
  • 413 m Rijeka digs in at the the unstable terrain stretch.
  • 743 m Klopa tangles with food theft as the finish looms.
  • ⚠️ A hanging sausage proved too tempting for Klopa. Race over.
  • Finish Griva (0:49.5) holds off Rijeka (0:50.1) +0.60s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
20 MAY 2025
Trzephain Village Race
Village 2025
Round 20·750m·Trzephain·Clearing Circuit·360 m·12°C • Mainly clear • Wind 19 km/h W • Humidity 54% • Feels 8°C
1Debela2Lista3Rogica
750m · Clearing Circuit · Standard · 2% incline · 360m elevation
12°C • Mainly clear • Wind 19 km/h W • Humidity 54% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Animals on course
Glade loop where dogs and hens sometimes stray onto the route.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Debela "Hana" The Darling Hubert Djkneurrov 0:49.1 25 13.50
2 Lista "Theobald" The Opera Singer Ferdinand Froechelski 0:49.9 18 14.15
3 Rogica "Dmitri" The Storm Bringer Hubert Szbloemvitch 0:50.1 15 14.17
4 Zvjezdica "Greta" The Washing Machine Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:50.4 12 14.24
5 Glasna "Igor" The Ghost Siegfried Verkespnik 0:50.7 10 14.41
6 Zuta "Norbert" The Milkman Evzen Froechelski 0:51.1 8 14.63
7 Brza "Elena" Three O'Clock Ferdinand Krabberov 0:51.6 6 14.68
8 Zlatka "Caprice" The Mudroller Evzen Djreubbekič 0:51.9 4 14.91
9 Marko "Agata" The Yoga Master Ondrej Keekebicov 0:52.2 2 15.00
10 Lisa "Elena" The Headstrong Leopold Notchwoud 0:52.7 1 15.39
11 Beka "Sputnik" The Comet Vit Froechelski 0:53.1 – 15.70
12 Vjetar "Froechelski" The Wheezer Evzen Verkespnik 0:53.3 – 15.74
13 Jabuka "Yaroslav" Born Under a Bad Moon Jindrich Zbknabbelak 0:53.7 – 16.27
14 Bjelka "Jakub" The Snow Walker Ondrej Keekebicov 0:54.2 – 16.32
Winning margin: 0.77s
Race Report
Debela fended off the charge to clinch it.
Eih bennek, eih blavek — the ancient cry echoed across the stands.
"We'll sleep well tonight. Eventually. Once the nerves settle." — Hubert Djkneurrov (owner)
Trzephain Glade Loop record remains safe — but 0:49.1 was respectable.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Debela shows their hand early.
  • 375 m Lista uses the the rooty stretch to close up.
  • 675 m Lisa's hopes dashed by late unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Lisa took offense at a scarecrow and dealt with it accordingly.
  • Finish Debela (0:49.1) holds off Lista (0:49.9) +0.77s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
26 MAY 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 21·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·11°C • Light drizzle • Wind 15 km/h WSW • Humidity 82% • Feels 8°C
1Hrabra2Kuca3Tiha
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
11°C • Light drizzle • Wind 15 km/h WSW • Humidity 82% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:52.2 25 12.87
2 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:52.7 18 13.36
3 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:52.9 15 13.50
4 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:53.2 12 13.74
5 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:53.5 10 13.77
6 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:54.0 8 13.77
7 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:54.5 6 13.98
8 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:54.7 4 14.02
9 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:55.0 2 14.19
10 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:55.5 1 14.20
11 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:56.0 – 14.32
12 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:56.3 – 14.68
13 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:56.6 – 14.79
14 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:57.0 – 15.14
Winning margin: 0.52s
Race Report
A breathless finale sees Hrabra triumph.
A pelican circled overhead — surely a good omen.
"Victory tastes sweetest when it's earned like that." — Ilja Szgangskev (owner)
Hrabra strengthens their championship position with valuable points.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Hrabra takes up the running.
  • 402 m The the soaked stretch stretch sees Kuca strike.
  • 724 m Late setback: Kudra hit by a mud bath.
  • ⚠️ Kudra discovered a puddle and decided to investigate at length.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:52.2) holds off Kuca (0:52.7) +0.52s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
27 MAY 2025
Krevholz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 21·688m·Krevholz·Woodland Trail·420 m·14°C • Overcast • Wind 20 km/h NNW • Humidity 72% • Feels 10°C
1Lisa2Jabuka3Meka
688m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 4% incline · 420m elevation
14°C • Overcast • Wind 20 km/h NNW • Humidity 72% • Feels 10°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Mud patches
Rooty forest run that turns slick after rain.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lisa "Marta" The Laundry Puller Ilja Moddergem 0:44.7 25 12.69
2 Jabuka "Dmitri" The Spiteful Bedrich Bobbescz 0:45.9 18 13.10
3 Meka "Muscadet" The Twitchy Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:46.3 15 13.46
4 Sarka "Nikolaj" The Bulldozer Konrad Zbknabbelak 0:46.7 12 13.47
5 Ruda "Jozef" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Keekebicov 0:47.2 10 13.72
6 Beka "Pavla" The Brat Dalibor Bobbescz 0:47.5 8 13.73
7 Divlja "Ivan" The Chinese Ctibor Szkapstoknik 0:47.7 6 14.03
8 Griva "Norbert" The Joker Ferdinand Greunič 0:48.1 4 14.14
9 Zob "Libuse" The Gossip Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:48.6 2 14.17
10 Zlatka "Elena" The Artichoke Prokop Bobbescz 0:48.9 1 14.31
11 Zuta "Boris" The Garden Raider Norbert Szgangskev 0:49.2 – 14.50
12 Cveta "Gordana" The Curious Ferdinand Rondelski 0:49.6 – 14.79
13 Crnka "Yelena" The Fence Breaker Jindrich Verkespnik 0:50.1 – 14.81
14 Cupko "Stanislav" The Escape Artist Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:50.4 – 15.62
Winning margin: 1.17s
Race Report
Lisa clung on under relentless pressure. What a finish!
The St Vitus dance of joy broke out in the cheap seats.
"I need a Zalta. Or three." — Ilja Moddergem (owner)
Lisa delivers a statement performance at this level.
Race timeline
  • Start The start goes cleanly in clear skies — Lisa immediately asserts.
  • 344 m Jabuka negotiates the the rooty stretch brilliantly.
  • 619 m Ruda's late run halted by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ The vibration of distant footsteps startled Ruda into a hop.
  • Finish Lisa (0:44.7) holds off Jabuka (0:45.9) +1.17s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
02 JUN 2025
Trzephain Village Race
Village 2025
Round 22·750m·Trzephain·Clearing Circuit·360 m·22°C • Light drizzle • Wind 9 km/h WNW • Humidity 57% • Feels 23°C
1Beka2Lista3Bjelka
750m · Clearing Circuit · Standard · 2% incline · 360m elevation
22°C • Light drizzle • Wind 9 km/h WNW • Humidity 57% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Animals on course
Glade loop where dogs and hens sometimes stray onto the route.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Beka "Sputnik" The Comet Vit Froechelski 0:52.0 25 13.73
2 Lista "Theobald" The Opera Singer Ferdinand Froechelski 0:53.4 18 14.40
3 Bjelka "Jakub" The Snow Walker Ondrej Keekebicov 0:53.9 15 14.57
4 Lisa "Elena" The Headstrong Leopold Notchwoud 0:54.3 12 14.60
5 Zuta "Norbert" The Milkman Evzen Froechelski 0:54.8 10 14.74
6 Vjetar "Froechelski" The Wheezer Evzen Verkespnik 0:55.2 8 14.75
7 Brza "Elena" Three O'Clock Ferdinand Krabberov 0:55.4 6 14.76
8 Pero "Ivanka" The Lunatic Rudolf Walloeisicz 0:55.8 4 14.85
9 Debela "Hana" The Darling Hubert Djkneurrov 0:56.4 2 14.88
10 Marko "Agata" The Yoga Master Ondrej Keekebicov 0:56.7 1 15.12
11 Jabuka "Yaroslav" Born Under a Bad Moon Jindrich Zbknabbelak 0:56.9 – 15.20
12 Glasna "Igor" The Ghost Siegfried Verkespnik 0:57.4 – 15.59
13 Rogica "Dmitri" The Storm Bringer Hubert Szbloemvitch 0:57.9 – 15.74
14 Zlatka "Caprice" The Mudroller Evzen Djreubbekič 0:58.3 – 16.24
Winning margin: 1.42s
Race Report
Pulse-racing drama! Beka snatches victory.
A hush, then an explosion. The crowd had held its breath.
"That final burst came from somewhere I can't explain." — Vit Froechelski (owner)
Beka posts a competitive time of 0:52.0 at Trzephain Glade Loop.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean start under clear skies — Beka immediately takes command.
  • 375 m Through the the exposed roots, Lista is coming.
  • 675 m The race winds to a close.
  • Finish Beka (0:52.0) holds off Lista (0:53.4) +1.43s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
03 JUN 2025
Vladdorf Village Race
Village 2025
Round 22·885m·Vladdorf·Orchard Path·280 m·27°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h W • Humidity 42% • Feels 29°C
1Zob2Jabuka3Kozica
885m · Orchard Path · Standard · 2% incline · 280m elevation
27°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h W • Humidity 42% • Feels 29°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Loose soil
Orchard lane with baskets and crates stacked near the bends.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zob "Ludvik" Old Socks Vit Djreubbekič 0:54.4 25 12.80
2 Jabuka "Drahomira" The Mule Bedrich Szstoempcz 0:55.8 18 12.91
3 Kozica "Tereza" The Acrobat Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:56.3 15 13.65
4 Gladna "Aleksy" The Sceptre Siegfried Verkespnik 0:56.9 12 13.68
5 Glasna "Helena" The Puddle Finder Gottfried Kroëmicz 0:57.3 10 13.69
6 Zorka "Jozef" Tintin Rudolf Froechelski 0:57.5 8 13.90
7 Klopa "Blanka" The Sweetheart Ctibor Kwispelelov 0:57.9 6 14.01
8 Siva "Milena" The Nap Champion Bedrich Spoerpotnik 0:58.5 4 14.16
9 Mala "Rostislav" The Spoiled One Hubert Keekebicov 0:59.0 2 14.17
10 Sivka "Pavel" The Backwards Walker Hubert Froechelski 0:59.3 1 14.36
11 Stara "Bozena" The Lover Rudolf Djreubbekič 0:59.6 – 14.51
12 Rogica "Vera" The Volcano Matej Walloeisicz 1:00.1 – 14.71
13 Vjetar "Dragomir" The Hiccup Matej Notchwoud 1:00.6 – 14.87
14 Lijena "Gordana" The Daredevil Konrad Szbloemvitch 1:00.9 – 14.97
Winning margin: 1.40s
Race Report
The gap evaporated but Zob hung on. Heroic.
The pelican standard was raised high above the winners' enclosure.
"I couldn't watch the final metres. Too tense." — Vit Djreubbekič (owner)
Zob is looking like the one to beat in the championship.
Race timeline
  • Start Away in clear skies conditions, Zob dictates from the off.
  • 443 m The the orchard crates stretch sees movement from Jabuka.
  • 797 m Into the final metres.
  • Finish Zob (0:54.4) holds off Jabuka (0:55.8) +1.40s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
09 JUN 2025
Krevholz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 23·688m·Krevholz·Woodland Trail·420 m·22°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h W • Humidity 61% • Feels 23°C
1Zuta2Cveta3Ruda
688m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 4% incline · 420m elevation
22°C • Overcast • Wind 9 km/h W • Humidity 61% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Mud patches
Rooty forest run that turns slick after rain.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zuta "Boris" The Garden Raider Norbert Szgangskev 0:44.5 25 12.53
2 Cveta "Gordana" The Curious Ferdinand Rondelski 0:44.9 18 13.27
3 Ruda "Jozef" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Keekebicov 0:45.0 15 13.43
4 Zob "Libuse" The Gossip Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:45.3 12 13.70
5 Griva "Norbert" The Joker Ferdinand Greunič 0:45.6 10 13.79
6 Crnka "Yelena" The Fence Breaker Jindrich Verkespnik 0:46.0 8 13.81
7 Cupko "Stanislav" The Escape Artist Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:46.5 6 13.89
8 Zlatka "Elena" The Artichoke Prokop Bobbescz 0:46.7 4 14.03
9 Meka "Muscadet" The Twitchy Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:47.0 2 14.11
10 Lisa "Marta" The Laundry Puller Ilja Moddergem 0:47.4 1 14.14
11 Beka "Pavla" The Brat Dalibor Bobbescz 0:47.9 – 14.46
12 Divlja "Ivan" The Chinese Ctibor Szkapstoknik 0:48.3 – 14.90
13 Jabuka "Dmitri" The Spiteful Bedrich Bobbescz 0:48.4 – 15.02
14 Sarka "Nikolaj" The Bulldozer Konrad Zbknabbelak 0:48.8 – 15.45
Winning margin: 0.37s
Race Report
The crowd roared as Zuta crossed first by a nose.
The handlers embraced. The crowd embraced. Everyone embraced.
"She knew they were coming. She just wouldn't let them past." — Norbert Szgangskev (owner)
Zuta's stable continues their excellent season.
Race timeline
  • Start The race begins in clear skies; Zuta sets the early pace.
  • 344 m Through the the muddy patches, Cveta puts the pressure on.
  • 619 m Beka battles unforeseen circumstances in the final stretch.
  • ⚠️ The wheelwright's cart blocked Beka briefly. Words were exchanged.
  • Finish Zuta (0:44.5) holds off Cveta (0:44.9) +0.36s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
10 JUN 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 23·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·26°C • Clear sky • Wind 4 km/h N • Humidity 37% • Feels 28°C
1Kruska2Bradica3Trava
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
26°C • Clear sky • Wind 4 km/h N • Humidity 37% • Feels 28°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:46.9 25 13.70
2 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:48.0 18 13.73
3 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.3 15 14.56
4 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:48.7 12 14.60
5 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:49.3 10 14.79
6 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.7 8 14.81
7 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:49.9 6 14.82
8 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:50.3 4 14.85
9 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:50.8 2 14.86
10 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:51.1 1 14.87
11 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:51.4 – 15.57
12 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:51.9 – 15.83
13 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:52.4 – 15.94
14 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:52.6 – 16.33
Winning margin: 1.06s
Race Report
A breathless finale sees Kruska triumph.
The pelican flags waved proudly in the stands.
"My hands are still shaking. What a race." — Ferdinand Bobbescz (owner)
The championship standings shift after this result.
Race timeline
  • Start In the clear skies, Kruska emerges first from the pack.
  • 391 m Bradica emerges from the the herd in pursuit.
  • 703 m The pack thins approaching the line.
  • Finish Kruska (0:46.9) holds off Bradica (0:48.0) +1.07s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. The season marches on; every point will count.
16 JUN 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 24·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·27°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h SSW • Humidity 48% • Feels 29°C
1Bradica2Bjelka3Vjetar
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
27°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h SSW • Humidity 48% • Feels 29°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:40.5 25 13.38
2 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:40.8 18 13.59
3 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:41.0 15 14.11
4 Tvrdoglava "Oldrich" The Patient Norbert Spoerpotnik 0:41.2 12 14.24
5 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:41.5 10 14.85
6 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:41.9 8 14.86
7 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:42.4 6 14.94
8 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:42.6 4 14.96
9 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:42.9 2 15.61
10 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:43.2 1 15.67
11 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:43.8 – 15.69
12 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:44.1 – 16.26
13 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:44.3 – 16.56
DNF Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev food theft –
Winning margin: 0.35s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Bradica. What drama!
Hats flew. Children cheered. A scene of pure Syldavian joy.
"Close calls like that test everything. We passed the test." — Zikmund Bliekschenko (owner)
Bradica continues their strong run of form.
Race timeline
  • Start Away in clear skies — Bradica at the head of affairs.
  • 322 m The the crosswind proves no obstacle for Bjelka.
  • 580 m Drama! food theft affects Pitoma's finish.
  • ⚠️ Pitoma stopped mid-race to steal a cabbage from a vendor's cart.
  • Finish Bradica (0:40.5) holds off Bjelka (0:40.8) +0.35s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
17 JUN 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 24·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·22°C • Light rain • Wind 6 km/h WNW • Humidity 73% • Feels 23°C
1Rijeka2Griva3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
22°C • Light rain • Wind 6 km/h WNW • Humidity 73% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby. • Persistent rain made handling tricky.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.4 25 13.14
2 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:50.7 18 13.60
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:51.1 15 14.07
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:51.3 12 14.55
5 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:51.7 10 14.60
6 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:52.2 8 14.80
7 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:52.7 6 14.90
8 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.9 4 15.04
9 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.3 2 15.16
10 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:53.6 1 15.44
11 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:53.9 – 15.60
12 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:54.3 – 15.69
13 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:54.9 – 16.02
14 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:55.2 – 16.14
Winning margin: 1.25s
Race Report
Rijeka showed immense resolve in the closing stages.
They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj from here to the Bordurian border.
"I aged ten years in that final stretch." — Bedrich Greunič (owner)
Rijeka adds another career victory to an impressive tally.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies, Rijeka jumps to the front.
  • 413 m Griva accelerates past the the livestock on course.
  • 743 m The finish line in sight.
  • Finish Rijeka (0:49.4) holds off Griva (0:50.7) +1.24s.
Someone has been into the festival wine already. That result matters. They all matter.
18 JUN 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 24·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 4 km/h NE • Humidity 33% • Feels 27°C
1Hrabra2Kuca3Mara
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 4 km/h NE • Humidity 33% • Feels 27°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:50.7 25 12.76
2 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:51.9 18 13.27
3 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:52.4 15 13.61
4 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:52.9 12 13.66
5 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:53.4 10 13.87
6 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:53.7 8 13.90
7 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:53.9 6 13.90
8 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:54.4 4 13.95
9 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:54.9 2 14.09
10 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:55.3 1 14.34
11 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:55.5 – 14.51
12 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:56.0 – 14.57
13 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:56.5 – 14.66
14 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:56.8 – 15.29
Winning margin: 1.24s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Hrabra just gets there.
A hush, then an explosion. The crowd had held its breath.
"In the last fifty metres, character takes over. Hers is iron." — Ilja Szgangskev (owner)
Hrabra continues to build an impressive career record.
Race timeline
  • Start Hrabra bursts clear at the start under clear skies.
  • 402 m Kuca makes a move as they hit the the orchard obstacles.
  • 724 m The decisive section arrives.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:50.7) holds off Kuca (0:51.9) +1.24s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
23 JUN 2025
Krevholz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 25·688m·Krevholz·Woodland Trail·420 m·25°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h WNW • Humidity 42% • Feels 25°C
1Meka2Beka3Lisa
688m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 4% incline · 420m elevation
25°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h WNW • Humidity 42% • Feels 25°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Mud patches
Rooty forest run that turns slick after rain.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Meka "Muscadet" The Twitchy Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:46.5 25 12.59
2 Beka "Pavla" The Brat Dalibor Bobbescz 0:47.5 18 13.21
3 Lisa "Marta" The Laundry Puller Ilja Moddergem 0:47.9 15 13.21
4 Zuta "Boris" The Garden Raider Norbert Szgangskev 0:48.3 12 13.32
5 Divlja "Ivan" The Chinese Ctibor Szkapstoknik 0:48.8 10 13.38
6 Jabuka "Dmitri" The Spiteful Bedrich Bobbescz 0:49.0 8 13.74
7 Cveta "Gordana" The Curious Ferdinand Rondelski 0:49.3 6 13.92
8 Crnka "Yelena" The Fence Breaker Jindrich Verkespnik 0:49.7 4 14.19
9 Ruda "Jozef" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Keekebicov 0:50.2 2 14.19
10 Sarka "Nikolaj" The Bulldozer Konrad Zbknabbelak 0:50.5 1 14.48
11 Cupko "Stanislav" The Escape Artist Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:50.8 – 14.50
12 Zob "Libuse" The Gossip Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:51.2 – 14.85
13 Griva "Norbert" The Joker Ferdinand Greunič 0:51.7 – 15.47
14 Zlatka "Elena" The Artichoke Prokop Bobbescz 0:51.9 – 15.68
Winning margin: 0.99s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Meka home.
The handlers embraced. The crowd embraced. Everyone embraced.
"We needed every inch. Meka found something extra." — Jindrich Szbloemvitch (owner)
Winning time of 0:46.5 — solid pace from Meka.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, the field breaks — Meka at the head.
  • 344 m The the roots is conquered by Beka.
  • 619 m Final positions taking shape.
  • Finish Meka (0:46.5) holds off Beka (0:47.5) +0.99s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. The season marches on; every point will count.
24 JUN 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 25·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·28°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h SW • Humidity 44% • Feels 30°C
1Kora2Belka3Bucka
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
28°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h SW • Humidity 44% • Feels 30°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:37.0 25 13.39
2 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:38.1 18 13.56
3 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:38.4 15 13.83
4 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:38.7 12 13.84
5 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:38.9 10 14.09
6 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:39.3 8 14.22
7 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:39.7 6 14.91
8 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:40.0 4 15.58
9 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:40.2 2 15.61
10 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:40.5 1 15.82
11 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:40.7 – 15.92
12 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:41.1 – 16.14
13 Dobra "Ruzena" The Gentle Ferdinand Moddergem 0:41.5 – 16.34
14 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:41.8 – 16.35
Winning margin: 1.02s
Race Report
Kora repelled the challenge. Belka so close yet so far.
Bottles of Sprädj were uncorked. The celebration had begun.
"In the last fifty metres, character takes over. Hers is iron." — Ferdinand Moddergem (owner)
Kora proves age is no barrier at Slophaven Coastal Path.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean start under clear skies — Kora immediately takes command.
  • 284 m At the the side wind, Belka ups the ante.
  • 510 m Competitors string out single file.
  • Finish Kora (0:37.0) holds off Belka (0:38.1) +1.02s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
25 JUN 2025
Trzephain Village Race
Village 2025
Round 25·750m·Trzephain·Clearing Circuit·360 m·26°C • Light drizzle • Wind 18 km/h W • Humidity 52% • Feels 26°C
1Beka2Lisa3Zuta
750m · Clearing Circuit · Standard · 2% incline · 360m elevation
26°C • Light drizzle • Wind 18 km/h W • Humidity 52% • Feels 26°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Animals on course
Glade loop where dogs and hens sometimes stray onto the route.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Beka "Sputnik" The Comet Vit Froechelski 0:51.6 25 13.88
2 Lisa "Elena" The Headstrong Leopold Notchwoud 0:52.1 18 14.50
3 Zuta "Norbert" The Milkman Evzen Froechelski 0:52.3 15 14.52
4 Lista "Theobald" The Opera Singer Ferdinand Froechelski 0:52.8 12 14.57
5 Pero "Ivanka" The Lunatic Rudolf Walloeisicz 0:53.3 10 14.64
6 Brza "Elena" Three O'Clock Ferdinand Krabberov 0:53.6 8 14.68
7 Bjelka "Jakub" The Snow Walker Ondrej Keekebicov 0:53.8 6 14.68
8 Vjetar "Froechelski" The Wheezer Evzen Verkespnik 0:54.3 4 14.80
9 Debela "Hana" The Darling Hubert Djkneurrov 0:54.8 2 15.06
10 Jabuka "Yaroslav" Born Under a Bad Moon Jindrich Zbknabbelak 0:55.3 1 15.11
11 Marko "Agata" The Yoga Master Ondrej Keekebicov 0:55.8 – 15.31
12 Glasna "Igor" The Ghost Siegfried Verkespnik 0:56.1 – 15.50
13 Rogica "Dmitri" The Storm Bringer Hubert Szbloemvitch 0:56.3 – 15.77
14 Zvjezdica "Greta" The Washing Machine Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:56.8 – 16.07
Winning margin: 0.54s
Race Report
Beka battled through to secure a hard-fought win.
A silence, then the eruption. Pure catharsis.
"I thought we'd lost it. Then she found another gear." — Vit Froechelski (owner)
Zuta registers another solid top-five finish.
Race timeline
  • Start Beka emerges at the front in clear skies.
  • 375 m The the animals on the track proves no obstacle for Lisa.
  • 675 m The final act begins.
  • Finish Beka (0:51.6) holds off Lisa (0:52.1) +0.54s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
30 JUN 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 26·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·30°C • Clear sky • Wind 10 km/h NNE • Humidity 39% • Feels 31°C
1Klopa2Tuzna3Zrno
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
30°C • Clear sky • Wind 10 km/h NNE • Humidity 39% • Feels 31°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:48.9 25 13.12
2 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:49.6 18 13.30
3 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:49.9 15 13.96
4 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:50.4 12 14.16
5 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:50.9 10 14.18
6 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:51.2 8 14.29
7 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:51.5 6 14.29
8 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:52.0 4 14.80
9 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:52.5 2 15.02
10 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:53.0 1 15.40
11 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:53.5 – 15.80
12 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:53.7 – 16.63
13 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:54.0 – 17.06
14 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:54.6 – 17.19
Winning margin: 0.71s
Race Report
Klopa produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
A brass band struck up the Syldavian anthem. Perfect timing.
"I thought we'd lost it. Then she found another gear." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Excellent result for Zrno. The podium is well deserved.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Klopa takes up the running.
  • 413 m The the tight crowd section stretch sees Tuzna strike.
  • 743 m The decisive phase begins.
  • Finish Klopa (0:48.9) holds off Tuzna (0:49.6) +0.71s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
01 JUL 2025
Glomspitz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 26·724m·Glomspitz·Alpine Meadow·1080 m·24°C • Mainly clear • Wind 10 km/h NNW • Humidity 36% • Feels 23°C
1Ridjka2Zla3Plaha
724m · Alpine Meadow · Climb · 7% incline · 1080m elevation
24°C • Mainly clear • Wind 10 km/h NNW • Humidity 36% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Thin air
High meadow loop with thin air and rolling bumps.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ridjka "Natasa" The Mop Leopold Keekebicov 0:52.5 25 8.74
2 Zla "Dragomir" The Bossy Leopold Szstoempcz 0:53.4 18 8.79
3 Plaha "Dragomir" The Hungry Hubert Rondelski 0:53.7 15 8.82
4 Luka "Greta" The Bagpipe Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:54.0 12 8.89
5 Duda "Zbynek" The Mosquito Ctibor Keekebicov 0:54.3 10 8.91
6 Beka "Quirin" The Cabbage Thief Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:54.8 8 9.06
7 Sira "Jana" The Friendly Jindrich Keekebicov 0:55.2 6 9.11
8 Mara "Karel" The Glutton Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:55.5 4 9.19
9 Kudra "Agata" The Stubborn Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:55.8 2 9.53
Winning margin: 0.93s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Ridjka just gets there.
The local faithful erupted as their hero crossed the line.
"I need a Zalta. Or three." — Leopold Keekebicov (owner)
Zla continues their run of strong finishes.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean away in clear skies, Ridjka makes the running.
  • 362 m At the the close crowd, Zla ups the ante.
  • 652 m Little movement as the finish beckons.
  • Finish Ridjka (0:52.5) holds off Zla (0:53.4) +0.94s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. That result matters. They all matter.
02 JUL 2025
Trzephain Village Race
Village 2025
Round 26·750m·Trzephain·Clearing Circuit·360 m·25°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h N • Humidity 32% • Feels 25°C
1Lisa2Beka3Vjetar
750m · Clearing Circuit · Standard · 2% incline · 360m elevation
25°C • Clear sky • Wind 9 km/h N • Humidity 32% • Feels 25°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Animals on course
Glade loop where dogs and hens sometimes stray onto the route.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lisa "Elena" The Headstrong Leopold Notchwoud 0:51.7 25 14.16
2 Beka "Sputnik" The Comet Vit Froechelski 0:52.0 18 14.37
3 Vjetar "Froechelski" The Wheezer Evzen Verkespnik 0:52.1 15 14.42
4 Debela "Hana" The Darling Hubert Djkneurrov 0:52.7 12 14.47
5 Jabuka "Yaroslav" Born Under a Bad Moon Jindrich Zbknabbelak 0:53.1 10 14.59
6 Glasna "Igor" The Ghost Siegfried Verkespnik 0:53.3 8 14.94
7 Bjelka "Jakub" The Snow Walker Ondrej Keekebicov 0:53.6 6 15.16
8 Zuta "Norbert" The Milkman Evzen Froechelski 0:54.2 4 15.20
9 Brza "Elena" Three O'Clock Ferdinand Krabberov 0:54.6 2 15.23
10 Pero "Ivanka" The Lunatic Rudolf Walloeisicz 0:55.0 1 15.24
11 Zvjezdica "Greta" The Washing Machine Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:55.5 – 15.24
12 Lista "Theobald" The Opera Singer Ferdinand Froechelski 0:55.9 – 15.25
13 Rogica "Dmitri" The Storm Bringer Hubert Szbloemvitch 0:56.1 – 15.27
14 Zlatka "Caprice" The Mudroller Evzen Djreubbekič 0:56.5 – 15.82
Winning margin: 0.30s
Race Report
Lisa produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
The handlers embraced. The crowd embraced. Everyone embraced.
"Victory tastes sweetest when it's earned like that." — Leopold Notchwoud (owner)
Lisa proves their affinity with Trzephain Glade Loop once again.
Race timeline
  • Start In the clear skies, Lisa emerges first from the pack.
  • 375 m The animals on course is behind them — Beka in hot pursuit.
  • 675 m Racing into the home stretch.
  • Finish Lisa (0:51.7) holds off Beka (0:52.0) +0.30s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
07 JUL 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 27·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·32°C • Mainly clear • Wind 5 km/h NW • Humidity 23% • Feels 33°C
1Vesela2Kudra3Hrabra
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
32°C • Mainly clear • Wind 5 km/h NW • Humidity 23% • Feels 33°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:49.7 25 12.63
2 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:50.8 18 12.95
3 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:51.1 15 13.29
4 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:51.6 12 13.37
5 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:52.1 10 13.37
6 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:52.4 8 13.59
7 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:52.7 6 13.70
8 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:53.2 4 14.08
9 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:53.7 2 14.27
10 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:53.9 1 14.33
11 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:54.3 – 15.25
12 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:54.9 – 15.29
13 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:55.3 – 15.30
14 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:55.5 – 15.40
Winning margin: 1.05s
Race Report
Vesela battled through to secure a hard-fought win.
They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj from here to the Bordurian border.
"Close calls like that test everything. We passed the test." — Siegfried Greunič (owner)
Vesela continues to build an impressive career record.
Race timeline
  • Start They break in clear skies — Vesela to the fore.
  • 402 m The the packed spectators is behind them — Kudra in hot pursuit.
  • 724 m The race enters its final chapter.
  • Finish Vesela (0:49.7) holds off Kudra (0:50.8) +1.05s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
08 JUL 2025
Dbrozforst Village Race
Village 2025
Round 27·723m·Dbrozforst·Woodland Trail·410 m·30°C • Mainly clear • Wind 17 km/h SSW • Humidity 30% • Feels 29°C
1Hrabra2Kuca3Stevo
723m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 3% incline · 410m elevation
30°C • Mainly clear • Wind 17 km/h SSW • Humidity 30% • Feels 29°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Low branches
Shaded woodland path; villagers gather close at the glades.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Pavla" The Lucky Konrad Sloekkernik 0:50.7 25 11.80
2 Kuca "Nestor" The Calm Konrad Bobbescz 0:51.0 18 12.48
3 Stevo "Marta" The Troublemaker Gottfried Szgangskev 0:51.1 15 12.75
4 Stijena "Brenda" The Playful Norbert Bobbescz 0:51.3 12 12.77
5 Mlada "Sergej" The Slacker Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:51.7 10 13.21
6 Anka "Boris" The Postage Stamp Matej Krabberov 0:52.2 8 13.87
7 Mrka "Jozef" The Vagabond Jindrich Sloekkernik 0:52.6 6 13.88
8 Luka "Libuse" The Alarm System Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:52.8 4 14.43
9 Rijeka "Gordana" The Quiet Zikmund Szgangskev 0:53.1 2 14.54
10 Ruza "Jules" The Blessed Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:53.5 1 15.12
11 Jela "Cestmir" The Tramp Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:54.1 – 15.18
12 Tuzna "Hana" The Loyal Bedrich Ballekeskov 0:54.4 – 15.38
13 Seno "Marta" The Hammock Ctibor Smikkeldinsk 0:54.6 – 15.98
14 Kozica "Miklos" The Curmudgeon Norbert Keekebicov 0:55.0 – 16.42
Winning margin: 0.29s
Race Report
Hrabra found a last gasp of energy when it mattered most.
The village band launched into a triumphant bloushtika.
"I've never seen Hrabra fight so hard for a win." — Konrad Sloekkernik (owner)
Hrabra proves age is no barrier at Dbrozforst Woodland Circuit.
Race timeline
  • Start In the clear skies, Hrabra emerges first from the pack.
  • 362 m Kuca negotiates the the packed spectators brilliantly.
  • 651 m Final positions taking shape.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:50.7) holds off Kuca (0:51.0) +0.29s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
09 JUL 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 27·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·14°C • Light drizzle • Wind 10 km/h NNW • Humidity 84% • Feels 13°C
1Griva2Rijeka3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
14°C • Light drizzle • Wind 10 km/h NNW • Humidity 84% • Feels 13°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:51.1 25 13.28
2 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:52.6 18 13.76
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:53.1 15 13.79
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:53.4 12 14.14
5 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:53.7 10 14.16
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:54.2 8 14.87
7 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:54.7 6 14.97
8 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:55.0 4 15.03
9 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:55.2 2 15.47
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:55.6 1 15.50
11 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:55.8 – 15.58
12 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:56.3 – 15.64
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:56.8 – 15.86
14 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:57.2 – 16.18
Winning margin: 1.45s
Race Report
Griva clung on under relentless pressure. What a finish!
The szlaszeck vendor forgot his cash box. Even he was watching.
"Racing at its finest. Nobody could look away from that finish." — Hubert Kroëmicz (owner)
Griva strengthens their championship position with valuable points.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean start under clear skies — Griva immediately takes command.
  • 413 m Rijeka lets loose through the the farm animals.
  • 743 m The decisive phase begins.
  • Finish Griva (0:51.1) holds off Rijeka (0:52.6) +1.44s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
14 JUL 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 28·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·30°C • Clear sky • Wind 10 km/h SW • Humidity 33% • Feels 31°C
1Lista2Kata3Bjelka
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
30°C • Clear sky • Wind 10 km/h SW • Humidity 33% • Feels 31°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:41.0 25 13.77
2 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:41.3 18 13.87
3 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:41.5 15 14.06
4 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:41.9 12 14.43
5 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:42.4 10 14.48
6 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:42.6 8 14.53
7 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:42.9 6 14.74
8 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:43.3 4 14.97
9 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:43.7 2 15.28
10 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:44.1 1 15.37
11 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:44.6 – 15.49
12 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:45.0 – 15.60
13 Janko "Nadezda" The Fearless Ferdinand Djreubbekič 0:45.1 – 15.75
14 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:45.5 – 16.14
Winning margin: 0.35s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Lista home.
A roar swept through the grandstand. Racing doesn't get better than this.
"They threw everything at us. Lista threw it right back." — Norbert Krabberov (owner)
Winning margin of 0.35s — a comfortable gap at the line.
Race timeline
  • Start They spring forward in clear skies; Lista claims the rail.
  • 322 m Kata takes on the the ledge with confidence.
  • 580 m The finale approaches with positions set.
  • Finish Lista (0:41.0) holds off Kata (0:41.3) +0.34s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
15 JUL 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 28·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·30°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h SW • Humidity 43% • Feels 32°C
1Kora2Debela3Belka
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
30°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h SW • Humidity 43% • Feels 32°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:35.5 25 13.24
2 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:36.5 18 13.83
3 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:36.8 15 13.84
4 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:37.1 12 13.85
5 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:37.3 10 13.91
6 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:37.6 8 13.98
7 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:38.1 6 14.75
8 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:38.4 4 15.59
9 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:38.6 2 15.71
10 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:38.8 1 15.77
11 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:39.1 – 16.05
12 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:39.5 – 16.10
13 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:39.9 – 16.14
14 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:40.1 – 16.37
Winning margin: 0.96s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Kora gathered thistles and got the prize!
Moustaches twitched with approval in the veterans' enclosure.
"Eih bennek, eih blavek — that's the Syldavian spirit right there." — Ferdinand Moddergem (owner)
Ferdinand Moddergem (owner) finally gets the win at Slophaven Coastal Path. Persistence pays.
Race timeline
  • Start Kora hits the front immediately in clear skies conditions.
  • 284 m Through the the side wind, Debela puts the pressure on.
  • 510 m The pack thins approaching the line.
  • Finish Kora (0:35.5) holds off Debela (0:36.5) +0.96s.
Someone has been into the festival wine already. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
21 JUL 2025
Dbrozforst Village Race
Village 2025
Round 29·723m·Dbrozforst·Woodland Trail·410 m·28°C • Clear sky • Wind 8 km/h WSW • Humidity 38% • Feels 29°C
1Hrabra2Kuca3Stijena
723m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 3% incline · 410m elevation
28°C • Clear sky • Wind 8 km/h WSW • Humidity 38% • Feels 29°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Low branches
Shaded woodland path; villagers gather close at the glades.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Pavla" The Lucky Konrad Sloekkernik 0:49.4 25 11.97
2 Kuca "Nestor" The Calm Konrad Bobbescz 0:50.1 18 12.60
3 Stijena "Brenda" The Playful Norbert Bobbescz 0:50.4 15 12.68
4 Stevo "Marta" The Troublemaker Gottfried Szgangskev 0:50.7 12 12.85
5 Mlada "Sergej" The Slacker Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:51.0 10 13.37
6 Mrka "Jozef" The Vagabond Jindrich Sloekkernik 0:51.4 8 13.78
7 Anka "Boris" The Postage Stamp Matej Krabberov 0:51.9 6 13.79
8 Rijeka "Gordana" The Quiet Zikmund Szgangskev 0:52.1 4 13.99
9 Jela "Cestmir" The Tramp Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:52.4 2 14.74
10 Luka "Libuse" The Alarm System Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:52.9 1 14.91
11 Seno "Marta" The Hammock Ctibor Smikkeldinsk 0:53.3 – 15.44
12 Ruza "Jules" The Blessed Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:53.5 – 15.61
13 Tuzna "Hana" The Loyal Bedrich Ballekeskov 0:53.9 – 15.89
14 Kozica "Miklos" The Curmudgeon Norbert Keekebicov 0:54.4 – 16.04
Winning margin: 0.76s
Race Report
Hrabra produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
Even the Bordurians would have to admit — that was special.
"The margins are tiny at this level. Hrabra found them." — Konrad Sloekkernik (owner)
Winning time of 0:49.4 — solid pace from Hrabra.
Race timeline
  • Start Excellent getaway by Hrabra in today's clear skies.
  • 362 m At the the rooty stretch, Kuca smells opportunity.
  • 651 m Closing in on the finish.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:49.4) holds off Kuca (0:50.1) +0.76s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
22 JUL 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 29·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·29°C • Mainly clear • Wind 9 km/h N • Humidity 51% • Feels 31°C
1Bradica2Kruska3Plaha
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
29°C • Mainly clear • Wind 9 km/h N • Humidity 51% • Feels 31°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:44.4 25 13.49
2 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:45.5 18 13.55
3 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:45.9 15 14.20
4 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:46.3 12 14.60
5 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:46.5 10 14.64
6 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:46.9 8 14.91
7 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:47.5 6 15.04
8 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:47.8 4 15.08
9 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:48.0 2 15.10
10 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:48.3 1 15.12
11 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:48.6 – 15.25
12 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:49.1 – 15.63
13 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:49.6 – 16.03
14 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:49.8 – 16.36
Winning margin: 1.11s
Race Report
The gap evaporated but Bradica hung on. Heroic.
Hats flew. Children cheered. A scene of pure Syldavian joy.
"She wanted it more. You could see it in every stride." — Jindrich Bliekschenko (owner)
Plaha maintains their consistent form with another top-three.
Race timeline
  • Start Bradica hits the front immediately in clear skies conditions.
  • 391 m Kruska attacks through the the old buck.
  • 703 m The decisive phase begins.
  • Finish Bradica (0:44.4) holds off Kruska (0:45.5) +1.10s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
28 JUL 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 30·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·23°C • Overcast • Wind 5 km/h SW • Humidity 61% • Feels 24°C
1Zveka2Cveta3Ruda
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
23°C • Overcast • Wind 5 km/h SW • Humidity 61% • Feels 24°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:45.1 25 13.47
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:45.9 18 13.80
3 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:46.1 15 14.28
4 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:46.5 12 14.46
5 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:46.7 10 14.50
6 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:47.1 8 14.50
7 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:47.6 6 14.65
8 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:48.0 4 14.93
9 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:48.2 2 15.45
10 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.7 1 15.46
11 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:49.2 – 15.51
12 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:49.4 – 15.70
13 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.7 – 15.74
14 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:50.3 – 16.30
Winning margin: 0.71s
Race Report
Pure racing theatre. Zveka emerges victorious.
Moustaches twitched with approval in the veterans' enclosure.
"I thought we'd lost it. Then she found another gear." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Cveta is becoming a consistent presence at the sharp end.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies, Zveka asserts from stride one.
  • 391 m Cveta finds reserves at the the tight crowd section section.
  • 703 m The conclusion approaches.
  • Finish Zveka (0:45.1) holds off Cveta (0:45.9) +0.70s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
29 JUL 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 30·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·21°C • Light rain • Wind 7 km/h N • Humidity 88% • Feels 24°C
1Kora2Debela3Ilija
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
21°C • Light rain • Wind 7 km/h N • Humidity 88% • Feels 24°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay. • Persistent rain made handling tricky.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:37.7 25 12.94
2 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:38.4 18 13.54
3 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:38.7 15 13.75
4 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:38.9 12 14.03
5 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:39.2 10 14.06
6 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:39.7 8 14.09
7 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:40.0 6 14.44
8 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:40.2 4 15.41
9 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:40.5 2 15.42
10 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:41.0 1 15.85
11 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:41.3 – 15.97
12 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:41.5 – 16.33
13 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:41.8 – 16.46
14 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:42.3 – 16.74
Winning margin: 0.73s
Race Report
The gap evaporated but Kora hung on. Heroic.
The stewards pretended not to see the impromptu corrida in the infield.
"Eih bennek, eih blavek — that's the Syldavian spirit right there." — Ferdinand Moddergem (owner)
Kora shows that experience counts at Slophaven Coastal Path.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean start under clear skies — Kora immediately takes command.
  • 284 m Debela pushes hard through the the packed spectators stretch.
  • 510 m Into the last stretch.
  • Finish Kora (0:37.7) holds off Debela (0:38.4) +0.73s.
Someone has been into the festival wine already. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
30 JUL 2025
Kleinalm Village Race
Village 2025
Round 30·605m·Kleinalm·Alpine Meadow·1040 m·20°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h WSW • Humidity 66% • Feels 21°C
1Jabuka2Jovo3Lisa
605m · Alpine Meadow · Sprint · 6% incline · 1040m elevation
20°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h WSW • Humidity 66% • Feels 21°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Loose soil
Short alpine dash; locals lean over the tape at corners.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Jabuka "Natasa" The Doorbell Ferdinand Szstoempcz 0:44.6 25 8.06
2 Jovo "Alena" The Cuddly One Hubert Djreubbekič 0:45.1 18 8.55
3 Lisa "Igor" The Snorer Gottfried Zbknabbelak 0:45.2 15 8.74
4 Rosa "Henrik" The Village Pride Ilja Szbloemvitch 0:45.5 12 8.92
5 Duda "Kramikz" The Drowsy Ctibor Ballekeskov 0:45.7 10 9.18
6 Zlatka "Emil" The Loudmouth Dalibor Verkespnik 0:46.1 8 9.18
7 Belka "Miroslav" The Sneaky Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:46.6 6 9.42
8 Janko "Ivana" The Farter Antonin Verkespnik 0:46.9 4 9.57
9 Kukuruz "Olga" The Tyrant Vit Zbknabbelak 0:47.1 2 9.61
Winning margin: 0.48s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Jabuka. What drama!
The announcer's voice cracked with emotion. Szlaszeck!
"She knew they were coming. She just wouldn't let them past." — Ferdinand Szstoempcz (owner)
Jovo beaten by 0.48s. Close, but not close enough.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Jabuka breaks best and leads.
  • 303 m Jovo pushes hard through the the uneven ground stretch.
  • 545 m Heartbreak for Zlatka thanks to a mud bath.
  • ⚠️ Zlatka found the one muddy patch and committed fully to it.
  • Finish Jabuka (0:44.6) holds off Jovo (0:45.1) +0.48s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
04 AUG 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 31·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·25°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h SW • Humidity 58% • Feels 27°C
1Stevo2Kora3Zrno
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
25°C • Mainly clear • Wind 8 km/h SW • Humidity 58% • Feels 27°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:36.5 25 13.82
2 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:37.6 18 14.36
3 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:38.0 15 14.46
4 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:38.4 12 14.67
5 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:38.8 10 14.76
6 Granka "Dagmar" The Dishrag Rudolf Koerendovic 0:39.1 8 14.88
7 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:39.3 6 14.94
8 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:39.7 4 15.08
9 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:40.1 2 15.10
10 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:40.4 1 15.25
11 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:40.6 – 15.40
12 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:41.0 – 15.47
13 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:41.4 – 15.51
14 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:41.7 – 15.60
Winning margin: 1.13s
Race Report
Razor-thin margins, but Stevo prevails.
The village band launched into a triumphant bloushtika.
"We'll sleep well tonight. Eventually. Once the nerves settle." — Ilja Moddergem (owner)
That's another win for Stevo this season. Building momentum.
Race timeline
  • Start Flag drops in clear skies, Stevo surges to the lead.
  • 284 m Through the the sandy stretch, Kora closes in.
  • 510 m Chasers running out of track.
  • Finish Stevo (0:36.5) holds off Kora (0:37.6) +1.13s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
05 AUG 2025
Dbrozforst Village Race
Village 2025
Round 31·723m·Dbrozforst·Woodland Trail·410 m·26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h SSW • Humidity 48% • Feels 27°C
1Stevo2Mlada3Hrabra
723m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 3% incline · 410m elevation
26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h SSW • Humidity 48% • Feels 27°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Low branches
Shaded woodland path; villagers gather close at the glades.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stevo "Marta" The Troublemaker Gottfried Szgangskev 0:49.8 25 12.23
2 Mlada "Sergej" The Slacker Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:50.4 18 12.50
3 Hrabra "Pavla" The Lucky Konrad Sloekkernik 0:50.6 15 13.06
4 Anka "Boris" The Postage Stamp Matej Krabberov 0:51.0 12 13.06
5 Kuca "Nestor" The Calm Konrad Bobbescz 0:51.6 10 13.49
6 Stijena "Brenda" The Playful Norbert Bobbescz 0:51.9 8 13.58
7 Jela "Cestmir" The Tramp Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:52.1 6 13.81
8 Seno "Marta" The Hammock Ctibor Smikkeldinsk 0:52.5 4 14.16
9 Ruza "Jules" The Blessed Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:53.1 2 14.42
10 Tuzna "Hana" The Loyal Bedrich Ballekeskov 0:53.6 1 14.78
11 Kozica "Miklos" The Curmudgeon Norbert Keekebicov 0:54.0 – 15.00
12 Mrka "Jozef" The Vagabond Jindrich Sloekkernik 0:54.3 – 15.06
13 Rijeka "Gordana" The Quiet Zikmund Szgangskev 0:54.6 – 15.84
14 Luka "Libuse" The Alarm System Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:55.1 – 16.36
Winning margin: 0.65s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Stevo. What drama!
They'll be toasting this one with slivovitz tonight.
"When it matters most, she delivers. Always." — Gottfried Szgangskev (owner)
Stevo's stable continues their excellent season.
Race timeline
  • Start In today's clear skies, Stevo jumps straight to the head.
  • 362 m Mlada gains momentum at the the rooty stretch.
  • 651 m Approaching the business end.
  • Finish Stevo (0:49.8) holds off Mlada (0:50.4) +0.64s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
06 AUG 2025
Kleinalm Village Race
Village 2025
Round 31·605m·Kleinalm·Alpine Meadow·1040 m·23°C • Light drizzle • Wind 11 km/h SSW • Humidity 66% • Feels 24°C
1Jabuka2Jovo3Rosa
605m · Alpine Meadow · Sprint · 6% incline · 1040m elevation
23°C • Light drizzle • Wind 11 km/h SSW • Humidity 66% • Feels 24°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Loose soil
Short alpine dash; locals lean over the tape at corners.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Jabuka "Natasa" The Doorbell Ferdinand Szstoempcz 0:44.0 25 8.20
2 Jovo "Alena" The Cuddly One Hubert Djreubbekič 0:45.0 18 8.36
3 Rosa "Henrik" The Village Pride Ilja Szbloemvitch 0:45.3 15 8.69
4 Lisa "Igor" The Snorer Gottfried Zbknabbelak 0:45.8 12 8.85
5 Belka "Miroslav" The Sneaky Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:46.2 10 9.25
6 Duda "Kramikz" The Drowsy Ctibor Ballekeskov 0:46.4 8 9.31
7 Zlatka "Emil" The Loudmouth Dalibor Verkespnik 0:46.7 6 9.35
8 Janko "Ivana" The Farter Antonin Verkespnik 0:47.1 4 9.40
DNF Kukuruz "Olga" The Tyrant Vit Zbknabbelak fence escape –
Winning margin: 1.00s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Jabuka gathered thistles and got the prize!
The owner's box erupted in champagne and song.
"She refused to lose. Simple as that." — Ferdinand Szstoempcz (owner)
Another podium for Jovo at this track. They know it well.
Race timeline
  • Start Off under clear skies skies, Jabuka commands the opening.
  • 303 m Jovo gains momentum at the the close crowd.
  • 545 m Kukuruz caught out by late a fence escape.
  • ⚠️ Over the fence and gone — Kukuruz chooses freedom over glory.
  • Finish Jabuka (0:44.0) holds off Jovo (0:45.0) +1.00s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
11 AUG 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 32·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·36°C • Clear sky • Wind 12 km/h W • Humidity 32% • Feels 38°C
1Bradica2Bjelka3Pitoma
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
36°C • Clear sky • Wind 12 km/h W • Humidity 32% • Feels 38°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:43.7 25 13.38
2 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:44.5 18 13.59
3 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:44.7 15 13.77
4 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:45.2 12 14.11
5 Tvrdoglava "Oldrich" The Patient Norbert Spoerpotnik 0:45.6 10 14.25
6 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:45.8 8 14.85
7 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:46.1 6 14.86
8 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:46.6 4 14.93
9 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:47.0 2 14.96
10 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:47.6 1 15.61
11 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:47.9 – 15.67
12 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:48.1 – 15.68
13 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:48.4 – 16.27
14 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:48.9 – 16.56
Winning margin: 0.80s
Race Report
The crowd roared as Bradica crossed first by a nose.
Somewhere, a pelican squawked. The crowd took it as approval.
"They threw everything at us. Bradica threw it right back." — Zikmund Bliekschenko (owner)
Bradica is looking like the one to beat in the championship.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean away in clear skies, Bradica makes the running.
  • 322 m At the the tight crowd section, Bjelka begins their run.
  • 580 m Zvjezdica loses ground to unforeseen circumstances in the crucial phase.
  • ⚠️ Zvjezdica took a shortcut through the inn. Emerged confused but refreshed.
  • Finish Bradica (0:43.7) holds off Bjelka (0:44.5) +0.80s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
12 AUG 2025
Krevholz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 32·688m·Krevholz·Woodland Trail·420 m·26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 6 km/h WNW • Humidity 45% • Feels 28°C
1Griva2Ruda3Zlatka
688m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 4% incline · 420m elevation
26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 6 km/h WNW • Humidity 45% • Feels 28°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Mud patches
Rooty forest run that turns slick after rain.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Norbert" The Joker Ferdinand Greunič 0:46.4 25 12.95
2 Ruda "Jozef" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Keekebicov 0:46.9 18 13.13
3 Zlatka "Elena" The Artichoke Prokop Bobbescz 0:47.1 15 13.26
4 Zob "Libuse" The Gossip Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:47.4 12 13.36
5 Lisa "Marta" The Laundry Puller Ilja Moddergem 0:47.6 10 13.79
6 Cveta "Gordana" The Curious Ferdinand Rondelski 0:48.1 8 13.90
7 Crnka "Yelena" The Fence Breaker Jindrich Verkespnik 0:48.5 6 14.09
8 Jabuka "Dmitri" The Spiteful Bedrich Bobbescz 0:48.9 4 14.46
9 Cupko "Stanislav" The Escape Artist Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:49.1 2 14.60
10 Sarka "Nikolaj" The Bulldozer Konrad Zbknabbelak 0:49.5 1 14.72
11 Beka "Pavla" The Brat Dalibor Bobbescz 0:50.0 – 14.77
12 Meka "Muscadet" The Twitchy Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:50.3 – 14.90
13 Divlja "Ivan" The Chinese Ctibor Szkapstoknik 0:50.5 – 15.40
DNF Zuta "Boris" The Garden Raider Norbert Szgangskev wrong direction –
Winning margin: 0.49s
Race Report
Centimetres decided it. Griva was on the right side.
They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj from here to the Bordurian border.
"That was courage on four legs. Nothing else to say." — Ferdinand Greunič (owner)
A decisive winning margin of 0.49 seconds.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Griva in front.
  • 344 m Ruda accelerates past the the muddy patches.
  • 619 m Cruel luck: Zuta meets going the wrong way at the worst time.
  • ⚠️ Last seen heading toward the next village: Zuta.
  • Finish Griva (0:46.4) holds off Ruda (0:46.9) +0.49s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
13 AUG 2025
Glomspitz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 32·724m·Glomspitz·Alpine Meadow·1080 m·28°C • Clear sky • Wind 6 km/h WNW • Humidity 40% • Feels 29°C
1Beka2Zla3Ridjka
724m · Alpine Meadow · Climb · 7% incline · 1080m elevation
28°C • Clear sky • Wind 6 km/h WNW • Humidity 40% • Feels 29°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Thin air
High meadow loop with thin air and rolling bumps.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Beka "Quirin" The Cabbage Thief Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:49.2 25 8.07
2 Zla "Dragomir" The Bossy Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.1 18 8.18
3 Ridjka "Natasa" The Mop Leopold Keekebicov 0:50.5 15 8.55
4 Kudra "Agata" The Stubborn Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:51.0 12 8.58
5 Plaha "Dragomir" The Hungry Hubert Rondelski 0:51.4 10 8.63
6 Sira "Jana" The Friendly Jindrich Keekebicov 0:51.6 8 9.58
7 Mara "Karel" The Glutton Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:51.9 6 9.67
8 Luka "Greta" The Bagpipe Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:52.5 4 10.00
9 Duda "Zbynek" The Mosquito Ctibor Keekebicov 0:52.9 2 10.36
Winning margin: 0.91s
Race Report
Pure racing theatre. Beka emerges victorious.
The fanfare played. The crowd roared. This is Syldavian racing.
"The crowd knew. We knew. That was something special." — Antonin Zbbriedwoud (owner)
Beka adds another career victory to an impressive tally.
Race timeline
  • Start Beka bolts to the front as they race under clear skies.
  • 362 m The the thin air is where Zla finds rhythm.
  • 652 m Positions locked heading home.
  • Finish Beka (0:49.2) holds off Zla (0:50.1) +0.92s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The season marches on; every point will count.
18 AUG 2025
Trzephain Village Race
Village 2025
Round 33·750m·Trzephain·Clearing Circuit·360 m·20°C • Overcast • Wind 7 km/h NE • Humidity 61% • Feels 20°C
1Beka2Lista3Bjelka
750m · Clearing Circuit · Standard · 2% incline · 360m elevation
20°C • Overcast • Wind 7 km/h NE • Humidity 61% • Feels 20°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Animals on course
Glade loop where dogs and hens sometimes stray onto the route.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Beka "Sputnik" The Comet Vit Froechelski 0:51.6 25 13.79
2 Lista "Theobald" The Opera Singer Ferdinand Froechelski 0:52.7 18 14.42
3 Bjelka "Jakub" The Snow Walker Ondrej Keekebicov 0:53.1 15 14.58
4 Lisa "Elena" The Headstrong Leopold Notchwoud 0:53.6 12 14.61
5 Zuta "Norbert" The Milkman Evzen Froechelski 0:54.1 10 14.66
6 Vjetar "Froechelski" The Wheezer Evzen Verkespnik 0:54.4 8 14.67
7 Pero "Ivanka" The Lunatic Rudolf Walloeisicz 0:54.6 6 14.77
8 Brza "Elena" Three O'Clock Ferdinand Krabberov 0:55.1 4 14.83
9 Debela "Hana" The Darling Hubert Djkneurrov 0:55.6 2 14.90
10 Marko "Agata" The Yoga Master Ondrej Keekebicov 0:55.9 1 15.19
11 Jabuka "Yaroslav" Born Under a Bad Moon Jindrich Zbknabbelak 0:56.1 – 15.28
12 Rogica "Dmitri" The Storm Bringer Hubert Szbloemvitch 0:56.7 – 15.62
13 Glasna "Igor" The Ghost Siegfried Verkespnik 0:57.1 – 15.67
14 Zlatka "Caprice" The Mudroller Evzen Djreubbekič 0:57.4 – 16.14
Winning margin: 1.14s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Beka. What drama!
A gentleman in the front row twirled his moustache in satisfaction.
"My heart nearly stopped at the line. What a finish!" — Vit Froechelski (owner)
Beka proves their affinity with Trzephain Glade Loop once again.
Race timeline
  • Start Beka powers away from the start in clear skies.
  • 375 m The animals on course proves no obstacle for Lista.
  • 675 m Racing towards the finish.
  • Finish Beka (0:51.6) holds off Lista (0:52.7) +1.15s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
19 AUG 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 33·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·24°C • Clear sky • Wind 4 km/h N • Humidity 51% • Feels 26°C
1Klopa2Tuzna3Seno
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
24°C • Clear sky • Wind 4 km/h N • Humidity 51% • Feels 26°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:48.1 25 13.41
2 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:49.5 18 13.67
3 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:50.0 15 13.94
4 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:50.4 12 13.98
5 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:51.0 10 14.45
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:51.4 8 14.53
7 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:51.6 6 14.61
8 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:52.1 4 14.62
9 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:52.6 2 14.76
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:53.0 1 15.27
11 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:53.2 – 15.76
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:53.6 – 16.19
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:54.2 – 16.51
14 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:54.6 – 16.89
Winning margin: 1.43s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Klopa just gets there.
A cacophony of horns, drums, and pure joy.
"Victory tastes sweetest when it's earned like that." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Another podium for Tuzna at this track. They know it well.
Race timeline
  • Start Opening in clear skies, Klopa takes the aggressive line.
  • 413 m The the unstable terrain is where Tuzna makes their move.
  • 743 m The decisive section arrives.
  • Finish Klopa (0:48.1) holds off Tuzna (0:49.5) +1.44s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
20 AUG 2025
Glomspitz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 33·724m·Glomspitz·Alpine Meadow·1080 m·23°C • Clear sky • Wind 11 km/h WNW • Humidity 47% • Feels 23°C
1Zla2Mara3Sira
724m · Alpine Meadow · Climb · 7% incline · 1080m elevation
23°C • Clear sky • Wind 11 km/h WNW • Humidity 47% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Thin air
High meadow loop with thin air and rolling bumps.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zla "Dragomir" The Bossy Leopold Szstoempcz 0:51.9 25 8.58
2 Mara "Karel" The Glutton Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:52.4 18 8.78
3 Sira "Jana" The Friendly Jindrich Keekebicov 0:52.5 15 8.79
4 Beka "Quirin" The Cabbage Thief Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:52.8 12 8.82
5 Ridjka "Natasa" The Mop Leopold Keekebicov 0:53.0 10 9.01
6 Plaha "Dragomir" The Hungry Hubert Rondelski 0:53.4 8 9.17
7 Kudra "Agata" The Stubborn Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:54.0 6 9.18
8 Luka "Greta" The Bagpipe Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:54.3 4 9.30
9 Duda "Zbynek" The Mosquito Ctibor Keekebicov 0:54.6 2 9.44
Winning margin: 0.47s
Race Report
Zla produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
Moustaches twitched with approval in the veterans' enclosure.
"Victory tastes sweetest when it's earned like that." — Leopold Szstoempcz (owner)
Mara narrowly misses out again. So close.
Race timeline
  • Start Opening in clear skies, Zla takes the aggressive line.
  • 362 m Mara accelerates past the the bumps.
  • 652 m Final positions being sorted.
  • Finish Zla (0:51.9) holds off Mara (0:52.4) +0.47s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
25 AUG 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 34·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·21°C • Mainly clear • Wind 6 km/h WSW • Humidity 45% • Feels 19°C
1Hrabra2Kuca3Tiha
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
21°C • Mainly clear • Wind 6 km/h WSW • Humidity 45% • Feels 19°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:48.3 25 12.71
2 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:49.1 18 13.13
3 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:49.4 15 13.26
4 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:49.6 12 13.38
5 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:49.9 10 13.76
6 Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz 0:50.5 8 14.02
7 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:50.9 6 14.04
8 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:51.2 4 14.32
9 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:51.5 2 14.35
10 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:52.1 1 14.50
11 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:52.5 – 14.55
12 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:52.7 – 14.63
13 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:53.1 – 14.80
14 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:53.6 – 15.01
Winning margin: 0.77s
Race Report
The gap evaporated but Hrabra hung on. Heroic.
A gentleman in the front row twirled his moustache in satisfaction.
"My heart nearly stopped at the line. What a finish!" — Ilja Szgangskev (owner)
Another podium for Kuca at this track. They know it well.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Hrabra makes their move immediately.
  • 402 m At the the orchard crates, Kuca turns up the heat.
  • 724 m The race winds to a close.
  • Finish Hrabra (0:48.3) holds off Kuca (0:49.1) +0.77s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
26 AUG 2025
Vladdorf Village Race
Village 2025
Round 34·885m·Vladdorf·Orchard Path·280 m·24°C • Clear sky • Wind 7 km/h NNE • Humidity 49% • Feels 26°C
1Kozica2Zorka3Klopa
885m · Orchard Path · Standard · 2% incline · 280m elevation
24°C • Clear sky • Wind 7 km/h NNE • Humidity 49% • Feels 26°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Loose soil
Orchard lane with baskets and crates stacked near the bends.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kozica "Tereza" The Acrobat Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:55.6 25 12.95
2 Zorka "Jozef" Tintin Rudolf Froechelski 0:56.9 18 13.01
3 Klopa "Blanka" The Sweetheart Ctibor Kwispelelov 0:57.4 15 13.01
4 Mala "Rostislav" The Spoiled One Hubert Keekebicov 0:57.8 12 13.17
5 Sivka "Pavel" The Backwards Walker Hubert Froechelski 0:58.5 10 13.39
6 Siva "Milena" The Nap Champion Bedrich Spoerpotnik 0:58.8 8 13.55
7 Vjetar "Dragomir" The Hiccup Matej Notchwoud 0:59.0 6 13.76
8 Zob "Ludvik" Old Socks Vit Djreubbekič 0:59.5 4 14.44
9 Gladna "Aleksy" The Sceptre Siegfried Verkespnik 1:00.1 2 14.71
10 Glasna "Helena" The Puddle Finder Gottfried Kroëmicz 1:00.4 1 15.01
11 Rogica "Vera" The Volcano Matej Walloeisicz 1:00.7 – 15.68
12 Stara "Bozena" The Lover Rudolf Djreubbekič 1:01.1 – 15.93
13 Lijena "Gordana" The Daredevil Konrad Szbloemvitch 1:01.7 – 16.62
DNF Jabuka "Drahomira" The Mule Bedrich Szstoempcz refused start –
Winning margin: 1.31s
Race Report
Pure racing theatre. Kozica emerges victorious.
Eih bennek, eih blavek — the ancient cry echoed across the stands.
"I'll remember this finish for the rest of my career." — Gottfried Szbloemvitch (owner)
That's another win for Kozica this season. Building momentum.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Kozica in front.
  • 443 m Zorka applies pressure through the the unstable terrain section.
  • 797 m The closing refusing to start proves costly for Jabuka.
  • ⚠️ No amount of prodding could convince Jabuka the race was worth running.
  • Finish Kozica (0:55.6) holds off Zorka (0:56.9) +1.31s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
01 SEP 2025
Krevholz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 35·688m·Krevholz·Woodland Trail·420 m·20°C • Light rain • Wind 5 km/h SSW • Humidity 76% • Feels 22°C
1Meka2Lisa3Beka
688m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 4% incline · 420m elevation
20°C • Light rain • Wind 5 km/h SSW • Humidity 76% • Feels 22°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Mud patches
Rooty forest run that turns slick after rain. • Persistent rain made handling tricky.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Meka "Muscadet" The Twitchy Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:48.6 25 12.92
2 Lisa "Marta" The Laundry Puller Ilja Moddergem 0:48.9 18 13.10
3 Beka "Pavla" The Brat Dalibor Bobbescz 0:49.0 15 13.33
4 Divlja "Ivan" The Chinese Ctibor Szkapstoknik 0:49.2 12 13.50
5 Jabuka "Dmitri" The Spiteful Bedrich Bobbescz 0:49.5 10 13.66
6 Zuta "Boris" The Garden Raider Norbert Szgangskev 0:49.9 8 13.76
7 Sarka "Nikolaj" The Bulldozer Konrad Zbknabbelak 0:50.4 6 13.93
8 Ruda "Jozef" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Keekebicov 0:50.6 4 14.13
9 Cveta "Gordana" The Curious Ferdinand Rondelski 0:50.9 2 14.18
10 Crnka "Yelena" The Fence Breaker Jindrich Verkespnik 0:51.3 1 14.34
11 Zob "Libuse" The Gossip Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:51.9 – 14.71
12 Griva "Norbert" The Joker Ferdinand Greunič 0:52.2 – 14.93
13 Cupko "Stanislav" The Escape Artist Jindrich Szbloemvitch 0:52.4 – 14.95
14 Zlatka "Elena" The Artichoke Prokop Bobbescz 0:52.8 – 15.02
Winning margin: 0.29s
Race Report
The line came just in time for Meka.
The handlers embraced. The crowd embraced. Everyone embraced.
"I've never seen Meka fight so hard for a win." — Jindrich Szbloemvitch (owner)
Meka proves their affinity with Krevholz Forest Trail once again.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Meka makes a statement from the gun.
  • 344 m Through the demanding the soaked stretch, Lisa holds pace.
  • 619 m Approaching the denouement.
  • Finish Meka (0:48.6) holds off Lisa (0:48.9) +0.28s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
02 SEP 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 35·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·26°C • Clear sky • Wind 10 km/h SSW • Humidity 69% • Feels 30°C
1Lista2Kata3Bjelka
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
26°C • Clear sky • Wind 10 km/h SSW • Humidity 69% • Feels 30°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:42.9 25 14.01
2 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:43.2 18 14.11
3 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:43.3 15 14.22
4 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:43.7 12 14.47
5 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:44.2 10 14.63
6 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:44.4 8 14.70
7 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:44.7 6 14.77
8 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:45.1 4 14.82
9 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:45.6 2 15.01
10 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:45.9 1 15.02
11 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:46.5 – 15.32
12 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:46.8 – 15.79
13 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:47.0 – 15.83
14 Janko "Nadezda" The Fearless Ferdinand Djreubbekič 0:47.4 – 16.06
Winning margin: 0.31s
Race Report
Lista repelled the challenge. Kata so close yet so far.
A cacophony of horns, drums, and pure joy.
"I thought we'd lost it. Then she found another gear." — Norbert Krabberov (owner)
Lista adds another career victory to an impressive tally.
Race timeline
  • Start Start in clear skies conditions; Lista shows early intent.
  • 322 m Kata pounces through the the packed spectators stretch.
  • 580 m Approaching the denouement.
  • Finish Lista (0:42.9) holds off Kata (0:43.2) +0.31s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
08 SEP 2025
Glomspitz Village Race
Village 2025
Round 36·724m·Glomspitz·Alpine Meadow·1080 m·23°C • Clear sky • Wind 4 km/h ENE • Humidity 45% • Feels 23°C
1Ridjka2Beka3Zla
724m · Alpine Meadow · Climb · 7% incline · 1080m elevation
23°C • Clear sky • Wind 4 km/h ENE • Humidity 45% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Thin air
High meadow loop with thin air and rolling bumps.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ridjka "Natasa" The Mop Leopold Keekebicov 0:49.4 25 8.28
2 Beka "Quirin" The Cabbage Thief Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:50.2 18 8.29
3 Zla "Dragomir" The Bossy Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.5 15 8.32
4 Plaha "Dragomir" The Hungry Hubert Rondelski 0:50.9 12 8.35
5 Kudra "Agata" The Stubborn Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:51.4 10 8.79
6 Luka "Greta" The Bagpipe Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:51.8 8 9.54
7 Duda "Zbynek" The Mosquito Ctibor Keekebicov 0:52.0 6 9.77
8 Sira "Jana" The Friendly Jindrich Keekebicov 0:52.3 4 10.00
9 Mara "Karel" The Glutton Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:52.9 2 10.22
Winning margin: 0.82s
Race Report
Centimetres decided it. Ridjka was on the right side.
The announcer's voice cracked with emotion. Szlaszeck!
"I need a Zalta. Or three." — Leopold Keekebicov (owner)
Leopold Keekebicov (owner)'s stable is having a season to remember.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Ridjka in front.
  • 362 m At the the thin air, Beka smells opportunity.
  • 652 m Luka caught out by late a crowd charge.
  • ⚠️ A detour through the beer tent for Luka — emerged slightly calmer.
  • Finish Ridjka (0:49.4) holds off Beka (0:50.2) +0.82s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
09 SEP 2025
Vladdorf Village Race
Village 2025
Round 36·885m·Vladdorf·Orchard Path·280 m·27°C • Mainly clear • Wind 7 km/h NW • Humidity 46% • Feels 28°C
1Kozica2Gladna3Jabuka
885m · Orchard Path · Standard · 2% incline · 280m elevation
27°C • Mainly clear • Wind 7 km/h NW • Humidity 46% • Feels 28°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Loose soil
Orchard lane with baskets and crates stacked near the bends.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kozica "Tereza" The Acrobat Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:55.4 25 13.17
2 Gladna "Aleksy" The Sceptre Siegfried Verkespnik 0:55.8 18 13.18
3 Jabuka "Drahomira" The Mule Bedrich Szstoempcz 0:55.9 15 13.33
4 Mala "Rostislav" The Spoiled One Hubert Keekebicov 0:56.3 12 13.63
5 Sivka "Pavel" The Backwards Walker Hubert Froechelski 0:56.5 10 13.74
6 Siva "Milena" The Nap Champion Bedrich Spoerpotnik 0:56.9 8 13.77
7 Stara "Bozena" The Lover Rudolf Djreubbekič 0:57.6 6 13.89
8 Glasna "Helena" The Puddle Finder Gottfried Kroëmicz 0:57.9 4 14.17
9 Lijena "Gordana" The Daredevil Konrad Szbloemvitch 0:58.2 2 14.38
10 Klopa "Blanka" The Sweetheart Ctibor Kwispelelov 0:58.6 1 14.51
11 Zorka "Jozef" Tintin Rudolf Froechelski 0:59.2 – 14.57
12 Rogica "Vera" The Volcano Matej Walloeisicz 0:59.6 – 15.20
13 Vjetar "Dragomir" The Hiccup Matej Notchwoud 0:59.8 – 15.47
DNF Zob "Ludvik" Old Socks Vit Djreubbekič refused start –
Winning margin: 0.40s
Race Report
Kozica repelled the challenge. Gladna so close yet so far.
Grandmothers wiped away tears. Racing is emotion.
"My legs are still weak. Kozica's weren't. That's why she won." — Gottfried Szbloemvitch (owner)
Gladna narrowly misses out again. So close.
Race timeline
  • Start Kozica takes the lead under clear skies.
  • 443 m Gladna picks their way through the the orchard crates.
  • 797 m Heartbreak for Zob thanks to refusing to start.
  • ⚠️ Zob sat down at the start line and refused to move. Classic.
  • Finish Kozica (0:55.4) holds off Gladna (0:55.8) +0.39s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
15 SEP 2025
Vladdorf Village Race
Village 2025
Round 37·885m·Vladdorf·Orchard Path·280 m·24°C • Clear sky • Wind 5 km/h N • Humidity 57% • Feels 26°C
1Zob2Jabuka3Glasna
885m · Orchard Path · Standard · 2% incline · 280m elevation
24°C • Clear sky • Wind 5 km/h N • Humidity 57% • Feels 26°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Loose soil
Orchard lane with baskets and crates stacked near the bends.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zob "Ludvik" Old Socks Vit Djreubbekič 0:55.0 25 12.49
2 Jabuka "Drahomira" The Mule Bedrich Szstoempcz 0:56.0 18 12.66
3 Glasna "Helena" The Puddle Finder Gottfried Kroëmicz 0:56.4 15 13.40
4 Klopa "Blanka" The Sweetheart Ctibor Kwispelelov 0:57.0 12 13.70
5 Gladna "Aleksy" The Sceptre Siegfried Verkespnik 0:57.4 10 13.88
6 Kozica "Tereza" The Acrobat Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:57.6 8 13.98
7 Siva "Milena" The Nap Champion Bedrich Spoerpotnik 0:58.0 6 14.36
8 Mala "Rostislav" The Spoiled One Hubert Keekebicov 0:58.6 4 14.39
9 Rogica "Vera" The Volcano Matej Walloeisicz 0:59.0 2 14.58
10 Vjetar "Dragomir" The Hiccup Matej Notchwoud 0:59.3 1 14.65
11 Stara "Bozena" The Lover Rudolf Djreubbekič 0:59.6 – 14.81
12 Sivka "Pavel" The Backwards Walker Hubert Froechelski 1:00.3 – 14.83
13 Lijena "Gordana" The Daredevil Konrad Szbloemvitch 1:00.7 – 15.37
DNF Zorka "Jozef" Tintin Rudolf Froechelski refused start –
Winning margin: 1.03s
Race Report
Zob withstood everything Jabuka could throw at them.
A brass band struck up the Syldavian anthem. Perfect timing.
"Racing at its finest. Nobody could look away from that finish." — Vit Djreubbekič (owner)
That's another win for Zob this season. Building momentum.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Zob's early speed tells.
  • 443 m Jabuka surges forward in the the close crowd section.
  • 797 m Zorka's finish marred by refusing to start.
  • ⚠️ A philosophical objection from Zorka, who simply declined to participate.
  • Finish Zob (0:55.0) holds off Jabuka (0:56.0) +1.04s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
16 SEP 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 37·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·25°C • Clear sky • Wind 7 km/h N • Humidity 59% • Feels 27°C
1Trava2Kruska3Bradica
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
25°C • Clear sky • Wind 7 km/h N • Humidity 59% • Feels 27°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:45.1 25 13.99
2 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:45.9 18 14.08
3 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:46.2 15 14.13
4 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:46.4 12 14.19
5 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:46.8 10 14.22
6 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:47.3 8 14.36
7 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:47.7 6 14.39
8 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:47.9 4 15.19
9 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:48.3 2 15.19
10 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:48.8 1 15.24
11 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:49.3 – 15.64
12 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:49.5 – 16.11
13 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:49.8 – 16.38
DNF Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz food theft –
Winning margin: 0.78s
Race Report
Trava withstood everything Kruska could throw at them.
Children threw firecrackers in celebration — startling some of the runners.
"Pure racing. Pure drama. Pure Trava." — Konrad Spoerpotnik (owner)
Konrad Spoerpotnik (owner)'s stable is having a season to remember.
Race timeline
  • Start Flag drops in clear skies, Trava surges to the lead.
  • 391 m Kruska accelerates past the the guarding buck.
  • 703 m Lijena's late run halted by food theft.
  • ⚠️ Lijena stopped mid-race to steal a cabbage from a vendor's cart.
  • Finish Trava (0:45.1) holds off Kruska (0:45.9) +0.78s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
22 SEP 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 38·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·27°C • Clear sky • Wind 2 km/h NNW • Humidity 40% • Feels 28°C
1Bradica2Kruska3Trava
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
27°C • Clear sky • Wind 2 km/h NNW • Humidity 40% • Feels 28°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:46.6 25 13.74
2 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:47.5 18 14.04
3 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:47.8 15 14.43
4 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:48.2 12 14.54
5 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:48.4 10 14.56
6 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:48.8 8 14.56
7 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:49.4 6 14.58
8 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:49.7 4 14.64
9 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:49.9 2 15.15
10 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:50.1 1 15.15
11 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:50.5 – 15.48
12 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:51.0 – 15.59
13 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:51.5 – 15.87
14 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:51.7 – 16.32
Winning margin: 0.94s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Bradica. What drama!
They'll be toasting this one with slivovitz tonight.
"They threw everything at us. Bradica threw it right back." — Jindrich Bliekschenko (owner)
Jindrich Bliekschenko (owner)'s stable is having a season to remember.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Bradica shows their hand early.
  • 391 m At the the herd, Kruska launches their challenge.
  • 703 m The pack thins approaching the line.
  • Finish Bradica (0:46.6) holds off Kruska (0:47.5) +0.93s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. The season marches on; every point will count.
23 SEP 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 38·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 12 km/h S • Humidity 56% • Feels 28°C
1Kora2Stana3Zvjezdica
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
26°C • Mainly clear • Wind 12 km/h S • Humidity 56% • Feels 28°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:41.0 25 13.88
2 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:41.9 18 14.13
3 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:42.2 15 14.36
4 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:42.5 12 14.51
5 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:42.7 10 14.55
6 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:43.2 8 14.57
7 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:43.6 6 14.59
8 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:43.9 4 14.77
9 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:44.1 2 15.24
10 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:44.3 1 15.28
11 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:44.7 – 15.29
12 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:45.2 – 15.42
13 Tvrdoglava "Oldrich" The Patient Norbert Spoerpotnik 0:45.5 – 16.08
14 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:45.7 – 16.32
Winning margin: 0.89s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Kora. What drama!
A pelican circled overhead — surely a good omen.
"Millimetres. It came down to millimetres. We got them." — Hubert Walloeisicz (owner)
Stana is becoming a consistent presence at the sharp end.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean away in clear skies, Kora makes the running.
  • 322 m Stana emerges from the the crosswind in pursuit.
  • 580 m The end game begins.
  • Finish Kora (0:41.0) holds off Stana (0:41.9) +0.89s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. That result matters. They all matter.
24 SEP 2025
Vladdorf Village Race
Village 2025
Round 38·885m·Vladdorf·Orchard Path·280 m·22°C • Overcast • Wind 3 km/h NNE • Humidity 67% • Feels 23°C
1Zob2Jabuka3Gladna
885m · Orchard Path · Standard · 2% incline · 280m elevation
22°C • Overcast • Wind 3 km/h NNE • Humidity 67% • Feels 23°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Loose soil
Orchard lane with baskets and crates stacked near the bends.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zob "Ludvik" Old Socks Vit Djreubbekič 0:54.8 25 12.95
2 Jabuka "Drahomira" The Mule Bedrich Szstoempcz 0:55.7 18 12.98
3 Gladna "Aleksy" The Sceptre Siegfried Verkespnik 0:56.0 15 13.53
4 Kozica "Tereza" The Acrobat Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:56.4 12 13.74
5 Glasna "Helena" The Puddle Finder Gottfried Kroëmicz 0:57.1 10 13.77
6 Klopa "Blanka" The Sweetheart Ctibor Kwispelelov 0:57.4 8 13.84
7 Mala "Rostislav" The Spoiled One Hubert Keekebicov 0:57.7 6 14.01
8 Zorka "Jozef" Tintin Rudolf Froechelski 0:58.1 4 14.05
9 Siva "Milena" The Nap Champion Bedrich Spoerpotnik 0:58.7 2 14.26
10 Stara "Bozena" The Lover Rudolf Djreubbekič 0:59.3 1 14.34
11 Sivka "Pavel" The Backwards Walker Hubert Froechelski 0:59.7 – 14.53
12 Rogica "Vera" The Volcano Matej Walloeisicz 0:60.0 – 14.59
13 Vjetar "Dragomir" The Hiccup Matej Notchwoud 1:00.3 – 14.67
14 Lijena "Gordana" The Daredevil Konrad Szbloemvitch 1:00.9 – 15.09
Winning margin: 0.88s
Race Report
Eih bennek, eih blavek — Zob gathered thistles and got the prize!
The announcer's voice cracked with emotion. Szlaszeck!
"I couldn't breathe. Now I can't stop smiling." — Vit Djreubbekič (owner)
A breakthrough result for Zob's stable at this level.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Zob breaks best and leads.
  • 443 m The the unstable terrain section — Jabuka charges through.
  • 797 m Closing in on the finish.
  • Finish Zob (0:54.8) holds off Jabuka (0:55.7) +0.88s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
29 SEP 2025
Vladdorf Village Race
Village 2025
Round 39·885m·Vladdorf·Orchard Path·280 m·16°C • Clear sky • Wind 8 km/h NNW • Humidity 52% • Feels 14°C
1Jabuka2Zob3Gladna
885m · Orchard Path · Standard · 2% incline · 280m elevation
16°C • Clear sky • Wind 8 km/h NNW • Humidity 52% • Feels 14°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Loose soil
Orchard lane with baskets and crates stacked near the bends.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Jabuka "Drahomira" The Mule Bedrich Szstoempcz 0:54.8 25 13.16
2 Zob "Ludvik" Old Socks Vit Djreubbekič 0:56.3 18 13.21
3 Gladna "Aleksy" The Sceptre Siegfried Verkespnik 0:56.8 15 13.24
4 Kozica "Tereza" The Acrobat Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:57.0 12 13.58
5 Mala "Rostislav" The Spoiled One Hubert Keekebicov 0:57.4 10 13.70
6 Stara "Bozena" The Lover Rudolf Djreubbekič 0:58.0 8 13.97
7 Glasna "Helena" The Puddle Finder Gottfried Kroëmicz 0:58.4 6 13.98
8 Siva "Milena" The Nap Champion Bedrich Spoerpotnik 0:58.7 4 14.02
9 Klopa "Blanka" The Sweetheart Ctibor Kwispelelov 0:59.1 2 14.04
10 Sivka "Pavel" The Backwards Walker Hubert Froechelski 0:59.5 1 14.29
11 Zorka "Jozef" Tintin Rudolf Froechelski 0:59.7 – 14.32
12 Lijena "Gordana" The Daredevil Konrad Szbloemvitch 1:00.1 – 14.88
13 Rogica "Vera" The Volcano Matej Walloeisicz 1:00.7 – 14.89
14 Vjetar "Dragomir" The Hiccup Matej Notchwoud 1:01.1 – 15.08
Winning margin: 1.52s
Race Report
Jabuka left the competition trailing in their wake.
The stewards pretended not to see the impromptu corrida in the infield.
"Racing like this makes all the hard work worthwhile." — Bedrich Szstoempcz (owner)
Zob narrowly misses out again. So close.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, the field breaks — Jabuka at the head.
  • 443 m The the unstable terrain is where Zob finds rhythm.
  • 797 m Approaching the denouement.
  • Finish Jabuka (0:54.8) holds off Zob (0:56.3) +1.51s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
30 SEP 2025
Kleinalm Village Race
Village 2025
Round 39·605m·Kleinalm·Alpine Meadow·1040 m·11°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h WNW • Humidity 62% • Feels 8°C
1Duda2Janko3Zlatka
605m · Alpine Meadow · Sprint · 6% incline · 1040m elevation
11°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h WNW • Humidity 62% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Loose soil
Short alpine dash; locals lean over the tape at corners.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Duda "Kramikz" The Drowsy Ctibor Ballekeskov 0:43.2 25 8.61
2 Janko "Ivana" The Farter Antonin Verkespnik 0:43.9 18 8.69
3 Zlatka "Emil" The Loudmouth Dalibor Verkespnik 0:44.1 15 8.75
4 Jabuka "Natasa" The Doorbell Ferdinand Szstoempcz 0:44.5 12 8.79
5 Belka "Miroslav" The Sneaky Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:45.0 10 8.83
6 Kukuruz "Olga" The Tyrant Vit Zbknabbelak 0:45.2 8 8.98
7 Lisa "Igor" The Snorer Gottfried Zbknabbelak 0:45.5 6 9.31
8 Rosa "Henrik" The Village Pride Ilja Szbloemvitch 0:45.9 4 9.95
DNF Jovo "Alena" The Cuddly One Hubert Djreubbekič food theft –
Winning margin: 0.68s
Race Report
The gap evaporated but Duda hung on. Heroic.
The children waved their little pelican flags with abandon.
"She refused to lose. Simple as that." — Ctibor Ballekeskov (owner)
Excellent result for Zlatka. The podium is well deserved.
Race timeline
  • Start Away under clear skies skies, Duda establishes early position.
  • 303 m The difficult the rutted patch section suits Janko.
  • 545 m Jovo's bid ended by food theft.
  • ⚠️ Race forgotten — Jovo found a more interesting pile of turnips.
  • Finish Duda (0:43.2) holds off Janko (0:43.9) +0.68s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
01 OCT 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 39·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·9°C • Light drizzle • Wind 6 km/h NNW • Humidity 90% • Feels 8°C
1Bradica2Kruska3Plaha
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
9°C • Light drizzle • Wind 6 km/h NNW • Humidity 90% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:46.8 25 13.62
2 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:47.1 18 13.81
3 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:47.2 15 14.47
4 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:47.8 12 14.69
5 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:48.2 10 14.72
6 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:48.4 8 14.74
7 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:48.8 6 14.76
8 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:49.3 4 14.92
9 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.8 2 14.93
10 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:50.2 1 15.05
11 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:50.7 – 15.42
12 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:51.1 – 15.77
13 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:51.3 – 15.98
14 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:51.7 – 16.18
Winning margin: 0.35s
Race Report
Razor-thin margins, but Bradica prevails.
Bottles of Zalta water were thrown — the slivovitz would come later.
"I've never bitten my nails so hard. Worth every broken nail." — Jindrich Bliekschenko (owner)
Winning margin of 0.35s — a comfortable gap at the line.
Race timeline
  • Start The start goes cleanly in clear skies — Bradica immediately asserts.
  • 391 m The the loose soil stretch sees Kruska strike.
  • 703 m Home stretch and gaps are widening.
  • Finish Bradica (0:46.8) holds off Kruska (0:47.1) +0.35s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
06 OCT 2025
Kleinalm Village Race
Village 2025
Round 40·605m·Kleinalm·Alpine Meadow·1040 m·9°C • Light drizzle • Wind 5 km/h SW • Humidity 92% • Feels 8°C
1Duda2Jabuka3Zlatka
605m · Alpine Meadow · Sprint · 6% incline · 1040m elevation
9°C • Light drizzle • Wind 5 km/h SW • Humidity 92% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Loose soil
Short alpine dash; locals lean over the tape at corners.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Duda "Kramikz" The Drowsy Ctibor Ballekeskov 0:43.6 25 8.50
2 Jabuka "Natasa" The Doorbell Ferdinand Szstoempcz 0:44.9 18 8.57
3 Zlatka "Emil" The Loudmouth Dalibor Verkespnik 0:45.3 15 8.63
4 Kukuruz "Olga" The Tyrant Vit Zbknabbelak 0:45.6 12 8.86
5 Janko "Ivana" The Farter Antonin Verkespnik 0:45.8 10 8.87
6 Belka "Miroslav" The Sneaky Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:46.2 8 8.97
7 Lisa "Igor" The Snorer Gottfried Zbknabbelak 0:46.7 6 9.17
8 Jovo "Alena" The Cuddly One Hubert Djreubbekič 0:47.0 4 9.49
9 Rosa "Henrik" The Village Pride Ilja Szbloemvitch 0:47.2 2 10.19
Winning margin: 1.29s
Race Report
Grit and determination carried Duda home.
Bottles of Sprädj were uncorked. The celebration had begun.
"When they came at us, Duda just dug in. Incredible will." — Ctibor Ballekeskov (owner)
Kleinalm Alpine Loop produces a thrilling finish. 1.29s separated them.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies — Duda wastes no time.
  • 303 m Jabuka pounces through the the soft ground section stretch.
  • 545 m The field stretches as the line approaches.
  • Finish Duda (0:43.6) holds off Jabuka (0:44.9) +1.29s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
13 OCT 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 41·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·20°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h SW • Humidity 65% • Feels 20°C
1Stana2Kora3Rogica
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
20°C • Mainly clear • Wind 11 km/h SW • Humidity 65% • Feels 20°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:43.5 25 13.99
2 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:44.1 18 14.00
3 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:44.2 15 14.33
4 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:44.6 12 14.56
5 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:45.1 10 14.56
6 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:45.4 8 14.59
7 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:45.6 6 14.61
8 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:46.0 4 14.76
9 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:46.5 2 15.22
10 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:46.9 1 15.23
11 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:47.4 – 15.38
12 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:47.7 – 15.43
13 Tvrdoglava "Oldrich" The Patient Norbert Spoerpotnik 0:47.9 – 15.80
14 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:48.3 – 16.43
Winning margin: 0.51s
Race Report
The line came just in time for Stana.
A pelican circled overhead — surely a good omen.
"I'll remember this finish for the rest of my career." — Ctibor Djreubbekič (owner)
Winning margin of 0.51s — a comfortable gap at the line.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Stana in front.
  • 322 m Through the the close crowd, Kora puts the pressure on.
  • 580 m Heartbreak for Lista thanks to unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Lista took offense at a scarecrow and dealt with it accordingly.
  • Finish Stana (0:43.5) holds off Kora (0:44.1) +0.51s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
20 OCT 2025
Dbrozforst Village Race
Village 2025
Round 42·723m·Dbrozforst·Woodland Trail·410 m·9°C • Clear sky • Wind 3 km/h S • Humidity 34% • Feels 5°C
1Stevo2Anka3Mlada
723m · Woodland Trail · Standard · 3% incline · 410m elevation
9°C • Clear sky • Wind 3 km/h S • Humidity 34% • Feels 5°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Roots, Low branches
Shaded woodland path; villagers gather close at the glades.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stevo "Marta" The Troublemaker Gottfried Szgangskev 0:48.4 25 12.57
2 Anka "Boris" The Postage Stamp Matej Krabberov 0:49.2 18 12.74
3 Mlada "Sergej" The Slacker Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:49.5 15 12.90
4 Stijena "Brenda" The Playful Norbert Bobbescz 0:49.8 12 13.15
5 Jela "Cestmir" The Tramp Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:50.0 10 13.34
6 Seno "Marta" The Hammock Ctibor Smikkeldinsk 0:50.4 8 13.56
7 Hrabra "Pavla" The Lucky Konrad Sloekkernik 0:50.9 6 13.68
8 Kuca "Nestor" The Calm Konrad Bobbescz 0:51.3 4 14.02
9 Mrka "Jozef" The Vagabond Jindrich Sloekkernik 0:51.5 2 14.34
10 Kozica "Miklos" The Curmudgeon Norbert Keekebicov 0:52.0 1 14.52
11 Rijeka "Gordana" The Quiet Zikmund Szgangskev 0:52.4 – 14.96
12 Ruza "Jules" The Blessed Dalibor Djreubbekič 0:52.6 – 15.03
13 Luka "Libuse" The Alarm System Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:53.0 – 17.12
DNF Tuzna "Hana" The Loyal Bedrich Ballekeskov wrong direction –
Winning margin: 0.79s
Race Report
Stevo repelled the challenge. Anka so close yet so far.
A silence, then the eruption. Pure catharsis.
"My heart nearly stopped at the line. What a finish!" — Gottfried Szgangskev (owner)
Stevo's stable continues their excellent season.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing under clear skies, Stevo heads the field from the start.
  • 362 m Through the demanding the tight crowd section, Anka holds pace.
  • 651 m Tuzna caught up in going the wrong way drama.
  • ⚠️ Tuzna turned left when everyone else turned right. Still running, presumably.
  • Finish Stevo (0:48.4) holds off Anka (0:49.2) +0.79s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. Another chapter written in this season's unfolding drama.
27 OCT 2025
Kleinalm Village Race
Village 2025
Round 43·605m·Kleinalm·Alpine Meadow·1040 m·10°C • Mainly clear • Wind 15 km/h W • Humidity 61% • Feels 6°C
1Jabuka2Jovo3Lisa
605m · Alpine Meadow · Sprint · 6% incline · 1040m elevation
10°C • Mainly clear • Wind 15 km/h W • Humidity 61% • Feels 6°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Uneven ground, Loose soil
Short alpine dash; locals lean over the tape at corners.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Jabuka "Natasa" The Doorbell Ferdinand Szstoempcz 0:43.1 25 8.02
2 Jovo "Alena" The Cuddly One Hubert Djreubbekič 0:44.1 18 8.53
3 Lisa "Igor" The Snorer Gottfried Zbknabbelak 0:44.4 15 8.72
4 Rosa "Henrik" The Village Pride Ilja Szbloemvitch 0:44.6 12 8.88
5 Duda "Kramikz" The Drowsy Ctibor Ballekeskov 0:44.9 10 9.17
6 Zlatka "Emil" The Loudmouth Dalibor Verkespnik 0:45.4 8 9.22
7 Belka "Miroslav" The Sneaky Leopold Szkapstoknik 0:45.7 6 9.41
8 Janko "Ivana" The Farter Antonin Verkespnik 0:45.9 4 9.63
9 Kukuruz "Olga" The Tyrant Vit Zbknabbelak 0:46.2 2 9.70
Winning margin: 0.93s
Race Report
Centimetres decided it. Jabuka was on the right side.
Caps were thrown so high some landed on the track. Nobody minded.
"In the last fifty metres, character takes over. Hers is iron." — Ferdinand Szstoempcz (owner)
Kleinalm Alpine Loop produces a thrilling finish. 0.93s separated them.
Race timeline
  • Start In today's clear skies, Jabuka jumps straight to the head.
  • 303 m At the the tight crowd section, Jovo smells opportunity.
  • 545 m Final furlong — positions established.
  • Finish Jabuka (0:43.1) holds off Jovo (0:44.1) +0.93s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. The season marches on; every point will count.
03 NOV 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 44·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·10°C • Moderate rain • Wind 6 km/h WSW • Humidity 94% • Feels 9°C
1Seno2Klopa3Meka
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
10°C • Moderate rain • Wind 6 km/h WSW • Humidity 94% • Feels 9°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby. • Persistent rain made handling tricky.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:47.8 25 13.51
2 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:49.3 18 13.66
3 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:49.8 15 13.69
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:50.2 12 14.00
5 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:50.4 10 14.14
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:50.8 8 14.64
7 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:51.4 6 14.64
8 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:51.8 4 14.82
9 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:52.0 2 15.00
10 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:52.4 1 15.37
11 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:52.5 – 15.59
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:53.0 – 16.01
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.6 – 16.29
14 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:53.9 – 17.13
Winning margin: 1.50s
Race Report
Seno reduced this to a formality. Emphatic stuff.
The szlaszeck vendor forgot his cash box. Even he was watching.
"The plan was simple: stay in front. She made it look simple too." — Tadeas Walloeisicz (owner)
Dbrozbrück Farm Circuit record remains safe — but 0:47.8 was respectable.
Race timeline
  • Start Fast out of the blocks, Seno leads in clear skies.
  • 413 m The difficult the close crowd section suits Klopa.
  • 743 m Rijeka is checked by unforeseen circumstances; the field strings out.
  • ⚠️ A drifting feather mesmerised Rijeka longer than expected.
  • Finish Seno (0:47.8) holds off Klopa (0:49.3) +1.50s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
04 NOV 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 44·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·19°C • Clear sky • Wind 21 km/h NE • Humidity 39% • Feels 15°C
1Lista2Kata3Bjelka
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
19°C • Clear sky • Wind 21 km/h NE • Humidity 39% • Feels 15°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:41.4 25 14.00
2 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:42.3 18 14.14
3 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:42.7 15 14.22
4 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:43.1 12 14.50
5 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:43.5 10 14.62
6 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:43.8 8 14.71
7 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:44.1 6 14.74
8 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:44.5 4 14.79
9 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:45.0 2 14.98
10 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:45.2 1 15.02
11 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:45.5 – 15.33
12 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:45.9 – 15.82
13 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:46.4 – 15.86
14 Janko "Nadezda" The Fearless Ferdinand Djreubbekič 0:46.6 – 16.09
Winning margin: 0.95s
Race Report
Lista withstood everything Kata could throw at them.
The pelican on the grandstand weather vane seemed to nod in approval.
"I thought we'd lost it. Then she found another gear." — Norbert Krabberov (owner)
Winning time of 0:41.4 — solid pace from Lista.
Race timeline
  • Start Start in clear skies conditions; Lista shows early intent.
  • 322 m Through the the tight crowd section, Kata is coming.
  • 580 m Into the last stretch.
  • Finish Lista (0:41.4) holds off Kata (0:42.3) +0.95s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The season marches on; every point will count.
10 NOV 2025
Zlipbach Village Race
Village 2025
Round 45·804m·Zlipbach·Orchard Path·260 m·12°C • Light drizzle • Wind 6 km/h NE • Humidity 76% • Feels 11°C
1Vesela2Anka3Oblacak
804m · Orchard Path · Standard · 1% incline · 260m elevation
12°C • Light drizzle • Wind 6 km/h NE • Humidity 76% • Feels 11°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Orchard crates, Mud patches
Grassy orchard run that ruts after rain; spectators stand along the rows.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vesela "Lammekakz" The Shadow Chaser Siegfried Greunič 0:48.8 25 12.88
2 Anka "Nadezda" The Dairy Maid Prokop Walloeisicz 0:49.3 18 12.95
3 Oblacak "Boris" The Cement Mixer Leopold Ballekeskov 0:49.5 15 13.13
4 Hrabra "Stanislav" The Tornado Ilja Szgangskev 0:49.9 12 13.65
5 Trapa "Blanka" The Radiator Prokop Keekebicov 0:50.5 10 13.66
6 Pjega "Stanislav" The Zen Master Ctibor Djkneurrov 0:50.9 8 14.25
7 Cika "Bozena" The Majorette Dalibor Spoerpotnik 0:51.1 6 14.41
8 Mara "Frantiska" The Carpet Gottfried Keekebicov 0:51.5 4 14.45
9 Kuca "Drahomira" The Casanova Ondrej Rondelski 0:52.0 2 14.46
10 Rijeka "Tomas" The Houdini Ondrej Greunič 0:52.5 1 14.57
11 Kata "Pavla" The Drama Queen Rudolf Szgangskev 0:53.0 – 14.92
12 Bojazljiva "Pavel" The Daydreamer Tadeas Keekebicov 0:53.3 – 15.35
13 Tiha "Milena" The Blessed Vit Moddergem 0:53.6 – 15.36
DNF Kudra "Henrik" The Alarm Clock Gottfried Szstoempcz refused start –
Winning margin: 0.51s
Race Report
Pulse-racing drama! Vesela snatches victory.
The owner's box erupted in champagne and song.
"That's heart. That's determination. That's Vesela." — Siegfried Greunič (owner)
Oblacak registers another solid top-five finish.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Vesela leads from the gun.
  • 402 m The the stacked baskets is behind them — Anka in hot pursuit.
  • 724 m Kudra's finish marred by refusing to start.
  • ⚠️ Kudra sat down at the start line and refused to move. Classic.
  • Finish Vesela (0:48.8) holds off Anka (0:49.3) +0.51s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
11 NOV 2025
Slophaven Village Race
Village 2025
Round 45·567m·Slophaven·Cliff Path·15 m·16°C • Mainly clear • Wind 7 km/h SSW • Humidity 62% • Feels 15°C
1Trava2Stevo3Belka
567m · Cliff Path · Sprint · 1% incline · 15m elevation
16°C • Mainly clear • Wind 7 km/h SSW • Humidity 62% • Feels 15°C
Hazards: Crosswind, Soft sand, Close crowd
Beachfront sprint with soft sand and gusts from the bay.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Trava "Frantiska" The Thunderclap Vit Szgangskev 0:36.0 25 14.18
2 Stevo "Bozena" The Weathervane Ilja Moddergem 0:37.2 18 14.46
3 Belka "Tibor" The Wise One Vit Koerendovic 0:37.7 15 14.48
4 Sivka "Ivan" The Snob Jindrich Notchwoud 0:37.9 12 14.48
5 Oblacak "Nikolaj" The Mayor's Nemesis Prokop Krabberov 0:38.2 10 14.60
6 Bucka "Scarface" The Judge Matej Sloekkernik 0:38.6 8 14.76
7 Dobra "Ruzena" The Gentle Ferdinand Moddergem 0:39.0 6 14.81
8 Crna "Zdenek" The Stoic Ilja Kwispelelov 0:39.2 4 14.82
9 Mrka "Zdenka" The Toaster Tadeas Bobbescz 0:39.5 2 14.82
10 Kora "Ludmila" The Corkscrew Ferdinand Moddergem 0:39.8 1 15.19
11 Zrno "Quentin" The Township's Glory Evzen Bobbescz 0:39.9 – 15.26
12 Kruska "Cestmir" The Local Hero Evzen Walloeisicz 0:40.3 – 15.64
13 Ilija "Radek" The Helicopter Konrad Bobbescz 0:40.8 – 15.84
14 Debela "Ulrich" The Morning Dew Konrad Rondelski 0:41.1 – 15.95
Winning margin: 1.26s
Race Report
The narrowest of victories for Trava. What drama!
Not since St Vladimir's Day has the crowd been this loud.
"My legs are still weak. Trava's weren't. That's why she won." — Vit Szgangskev (owner)
Slophaven Coastal Path record remains safe — but 0:36.0 was respectable.
Race timeline
  • Start The race begins in clear skies; Trava sets the early pace.
  • 284 m The the close crowd stretch sees Stevo strike.
  • 510 m Belka's race changed by romantic distraction.
  • ⚠️ Belka wandered off to make friends. Racing can wait.
  • Finish Trava (0:36.0) holds off Stevo (0:37.2) +1.26s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
17 NOV 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 46·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·17°C • Light drizzle • Wind 15 km/h SSW • Humidity 72% • Feels 15°C
1Zveka2Cveta3Ruda
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
17°C • Light drizzle • Wind 15 km/h SSW • Humidity 72% • Feels 15°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:44.7 25 13.56
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:45.2 18 13.77
3 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:45.4 15 14.06
4 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:45.8 12 14.27
5 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:46.3 10 14.62
6 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:46.6 8 14.65
7 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:46.9 6 14.81
8 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:47.4 4 14.93
9 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:47.9 2 15.46
10 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:48.4 1 15.47
11 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.9 – 15.64
12 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:49.2 – 15.65
13 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.4 – 15.77
14 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:49.9 – 16.22
Winning margin: 0.47s
Race Report
A breathless finale sees Zveka triumph.
They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj from here to the Bordurian border.
"Eih bennek, eih blavek — that's the Syldavian spirit right there." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Zveka continues to build an impressive career record.
Race timeline
  • Start Excellent getaway by Zveka in today's clear skies.
  • 391 m Cveta lets loose through the the tight crowd section.
  • 703 m The concluding phase underway.
  • Finish Zveka (0:44.7) holds off Cveta (0:45.2) +0.47s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. The season marches on; every point will count.
18 NOV 2025
Kromsee Village Race
Village 2025
Round 46·644m·Kromsee·Cliff Path·60 m·16°C • Light drizzle • Wind 2 km/h ESE • Humidity 86% • Feels 17°C
1Bjelka2Pitoma3Bradica
644m · Cliff Path · Technical · 5% incline · 60m elevation
16°C • Light drizzle • Wind 2 km/h ESE • Humidity 86% • Feels 17°C
Hazards: Cliff edge, Crosswind, Close crowd
Narrow cliffside path with steady coastal crosswinds.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bjelka "Nadezda" The Drunkard Dalibor Szstoempcz 0:42.4 25 13.30
2 Pitoma "Ursula" The Market Menace Vit Szgangskev 0:43.0 18 13.31
3 Bradica "Jirina" The Church Sleeper Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:43.2 15 13.80
4 Trava "Viktor" The Mayor's Bane Jindrich Rondelski 0:43.7 12 14.31
5 Vjetar "Zdenka" The Robber Leopold Moddergem 0:44.1 10 14.60
6 Kata "Jozef" The Philosopher Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:44.2 8 15.06
7 Tvrdoglava "Oldrich" The Patient Norbert Spoerpotnik 0:44.6 6 15.07
8 Lista "Ivan" The Sly Norbert Krabberov 0:45.1 4 15.08
9 Stana "Laszlo" The Diplomat Ctibor Djreubbekič 0:45.5 2 15.49
10 Zvjezdica "Petra" The Blender Tadeas Koerendovic 0:45.9 1 15.50
11 Crnka "Cilka" Grandma's Favorite Bedrich Djkneurrov 0:46.3 – 15.58
12 Kora "Frantisek" The Gossip Hubert Walloeisicz 0:46.6 – 15.63
13 Cveta "Ludvik" The Fugitive Hubert Szstoempcz 0:46.9 – 15.85
14 Rogica "Blanka" The Pest Antonin Notchwoud 0:47.3 – 16.47
Winning margin: 0.60s
Race Report
Bjelka produced a gutsy finish to claim the win.
A pelican circled overhead — surely a good omen.
"I need a drink after that. Maybe two." — Dalibor Szstoempcz (owner)
Dalibor Szstoempcz (owner) is getting results from multiple charges this season.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies conditions, Bjelka takes no chances — straight to the front.
  • 322 m Pitoma makes a move as they hit the the gusts.
  • 580 m The culmination nears.
  • Finish Bjelka (0:42.4) holds off Pitoma (0:43.0) +0.60s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
24 NOV 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 47·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·5°C • Overcast • Wind 5 km/h S • Humidity 74% • Feels 3°C
1Zveka2Cveta3Ruda
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
5°C • Overcast • Wind 5 km/h S • Humidity 74% • Feels 3°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:44.1 25 13.34
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:45.2 18 13.54
3 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:45.5 15 14.36
4 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:45.8 12 14.46
5 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:46.1 10 14.58
6 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:46.6 8 14.79
7 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:47.1 6 14.83
8 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:47.3 4 15.17
9 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:47.6 2 15.18
10 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:47.9 1 15.25
11 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:48.2 – 15.54
12 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:48.7 – 15.84
13 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:49.2 – 15.90
14 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:49.4 – 16.46
Winning margin: 1.07s
Race Report
Zveka fended off the charge to clinch it.
The announcer's voice cracked with emotion. Szlaszeck!
"The crowd knew. We knew. That was something special." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Points gap at the top narrows. Still all to play for.
Race timeline
  • Start Zveka takes the lead under clear skies.
  • 391 m Cveta gains momentum at the the guarding buck.
  • 703 m The end game begins.
  • Finish Zveka (0:44.1) holds off Cveta (0:45.2) +1.07s.
Organisation was never this village's strength. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
25 NOV 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 47·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m·10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h SSE • Humidity 78% • Feels 8°C
1Klopa2Tuzna3Seno
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
10°C • Light drizzle • Wind 8 km/h SSE • Humidity 78% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:47.9 25 13.26
2 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:49.2 18 13.51
3 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:49.7 15 13.98
4 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:50.0 12 14.09
5 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:50.3 10 14.19
6 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:50.8 8 14.38
7 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:51.3 6 14.40
8 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:51.5 4 14.70
9 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:51.9 2 15.15
10 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:52.2 1 16.25
11 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:52.4 – 16.29
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.9 – 16.80
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:53.4 – 17.22
DNF Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič food theft –
Winning margin: 1.29s
Race Report
Agonisingly close for Tuzna, but Klopa takes the glory.
They'll be telling this one to their grandchildren.
"I've been doing this for years. That was the longest final stretch of my life." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Klopa continues to build an impressive career record.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Klopa breaks best and leads.
  • 413 m The the farm animals sees Tuzna come alive.
  • 743 m Unfortunate timing: Vesela hits food theft.
  • ⚠️ Vesela stopped mid-race to steal a cabbage from a vendor's cart.
  • Finish Klopa (0:47.9) holds off Tuzna (0:49.2) +1.29s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
01 DEC 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 48·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m·10°C • Overcast • Wind 4 km/h NNE • Humidity 63% • Feels 8°C
1Zveka2Cveta3Lijena
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
10°C • Overcast • Wind 4 km/h NNE • Humidity 63% • Feels 8°C
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:48.2 25 12.85
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:48.9 18 13.43
3 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:49.1 15 14.34
4 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:49.4 12 14.62
5 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:49.6 10 14.83
6 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:50.1 8 14.85
7 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:50.6 6 14.93
8 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:50.9 4 14.96
9 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:51.2 2 14.97
10 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:51.7 1 15.05
11 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:52.2 – 15.37
12 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:52.4 – 15.96
13 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:52.7 – 16.30
14 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:53.2 – 16.32
Winning margin: 0.61s
Race Report
Centimetres decided it. Zveka was on the right side.
The old-timers nodded knowingly. They'd seen greatness before.
"I've been doing this for years. That was the longest final stretch of my life." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Zveka caps an impressive campaign with another victory.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Zveka leads from the gun.
  • 391 m The the livestock on course stretch sees Cveta strike.
  • 703 m Lijena's bid ended by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ The village drunk tried to race alongside Lijena. Both were disqualified spiritually.
  • Finish Zveka (0:48.2) holds off Cveta (0:48.9) +0.61s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
08 DEC 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 49·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m
1Zveka2Ruda3Cveta
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:48.1 25 13.80
2 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:49.3 18 14.04
3 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:49.8 15 14.05
4 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:50.3 12 14.21
5 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:50.7 10 14.25
6 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:51.0 8 14.25
7 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:51.3 6 14.41
8 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:51.8 4 15.21
9 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:52.3 2 15.28
10 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:52.6 1 15.42
11 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:52.9 – 15.76
12 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:53.3 – 15.83
13 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:53.8 – 15.93
14 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:54.1 – 16.06
Winning margin: 1.21s
Race Report
Zveka repelled the challenge. Ruda so close yet so far.
Somewhere, a bookie wept. The punters had their day.
"We needed every inch. Zveka found something extra." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Zveka confirms their liking for this track.
Race timeline
  • Start Fast out of the blocks, Zveka leads in clear skies.
  • 391 m Navigating the the unstable terrain, Ruda picks up pace.
  • 703 m The unforeseen circumstances scrambles the order; Sarka pays the price.
  • ⚠️ Sarka misjudged a tiny dip in the ground and overreacted dramatically.
  • Finish Zveka (0:48.1) holds off Ruda (0:49.3) +1.21s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. One more result in the books — plenty more to come.
15 DEC 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 50·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m
1Kruska2Plaha3Trava
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:48.0 25 13.71
2 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:48.5 18 14.51
3 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.7 15 14.59
4 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.2 12 14.71
5 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:49.7 10 14.76
6 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:49.9 8 14.85
7 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.3 6 14.87
8 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:50.7 4 14.90
9 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:51.2 2 14.99
10 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:51.7 1 15.47
11 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:52.2 – 15.86
12 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:52.5 – 15.96
13 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:52.8 – 16.38
DNF Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko fence escape –
Winning margin: 0.54s
Race Report
The crowd roared as Kruska crossed first by a nose.
A cacophony of horns, drums, and pure joy.
"I need a drink after that. Maybe two." — Ferdinand Bobbescz (owner)
Excellent result for Trava. The podium is well deserved.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Kruska makes their move immediately.
  • 391 m Through the the herd, Plaha closes the gap.
  • 703 m Bradica's finish ruined by a fence escape.
  • ⚠️ Bradica liberated themselves from competition. Handler still searching.
  • Finish Kruska (0:48.0) holds off Plaha (0:48.5) +0.53s.
Bragging rights for a year hang in the balance. That result matters. They all matter.
16 DEC 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 50·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m
1Griva2Rijeka3Klopa
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:49.5 25 13.38
2 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:50.9 18 13.61
3 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:51.4 15 13.88
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:51.9 12 14.25
5 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:52.4 10 14.68
6 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:52.7 8 14.91
7 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:53.0 6 15.10
8 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:53.5 4 15.14
9 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:54.0 2 15.28
10 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:54.4 1 15.31
11 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:54.6 – 15.45
12 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:55.0 – 15.78
13 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:55.6 – 15.85
14 Kora "Dagmar" The Cheese Maker Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:56.0 – 15.92
Winning margin: 1.40s
Race Report
Griva battled through to secure a hard-fought win.
They'll be telling this one to their grandchildren.
"When they came at us, Griva just dug in. Incredible will." — Hubert Kroëmicz (owner)
Rijeka continues their run of strong finishes.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean away in clear skies, Griva makes the running.
  • 413 m Rijeka picks their way through the the livestock on course.
  • 743 m Late trouble: Griva encounters unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Griva tested the firmness of the ground with several cautious steps.
  • Finish Griva (0:49.5) holds off Rijeka (0:50.9) +1.40s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
22 DEC 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 51·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m
1Kruska2Bradica3Trava
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:47.4 25 13.89
2 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:48.5 18 13.92
3 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:48.9 15 14.27
4 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:49.2 12 14.49
5 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:49.4 10 14.53
6 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:49.9 8 14.60
7 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:50.4 6 14.62
8 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:50.7 4 14.90
9 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:51.0 2 14.99
10 Stevo "Klara" The Postman's Friend Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:51.3 1 15.26
11 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:51.6 – 15.57
12 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:52.1 – 15.83
13 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:52.5 – 15.97
14 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:52.8 – 16.10
Winning margin: 1.12s
Race Report
A finish for the ages. Kruska just gets there.
A gentleman in the front row twirled his moustache in satisfaction.
"I thought we'd lost it. Then she found another gear." — Ferdinand Bobbescz (owner)
Ferdinand Bobbescz (owner) finally gets the win at Plomfeld Harvest Loop. Persistence pays.
Race timeline
  • Start Start in clear skies conditions; Kruska shows early intent.
  • 391 m The the unstable terrain proves testing — Bradica gains ground.
  • 703 m The race enters its final chapter.
  • Finish Kruska (0:47.4) holds off Bradica (0:48.5) +1.13s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. The championship picture clarifies just a little more.
23 DEC 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 51·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m
1Klopa2Tuzna3Seno
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:47.4 25 13.19
2 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:48.0 18 13.40
3 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:48.2 15 14.14
4 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:48.5 12 14.27
5 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:48.8 10 14.29
6 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:49.3 8 14.31
7 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.8 6 14.85
8 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:50.1 4 15.05
9 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:50.4 2 15.12
10 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:50.9 1 16.12
11 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:51.4 – 16.47
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:51.7 – 16.64
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:52.0 – 16.99
DNF Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik fence escape –
Winning margin: 0.62s
Race Report
A breathless finale sees Klopa triumph.
Even the losing handlers applauded. Respect where it's due.
"She knew they were coming. She just wouldn't let them past." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Klopa proves age is no barrier at Dbrozbrück Farm Circuit.
Race timeline
  • Start The start goes well under clear skies; Klopa leads.
  • 413 m The the farm animals stretch sees Tuzna strike.
  • 743 m Drama! Meka affected by a fence escape in the closing stages.
  • ⚠️ Meka jumped the boundary fence and kept going. Free at last.
  • Finish Klopa (0:47.4) holds off Tuzna (0:48.0) +0.62s.
This is what they train all winter for. Local glory. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
29 DEC 2025
Dbrozbrück Village Race
Village 2025
Round 52·826m·Dbrozbrück·Farm Track·320 m
1Klopa2Seno3Meka
826m · Farm Track · Standard · 1% incline · 320m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Farm animals, Loose soil
Farm track with spectators lining the fence; livestock pens nearby.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Klopa "Dagmar" The Astronaut Vit Walloeisicz 0:48.0 25 13.58
2 Seno "Oldrich" The Village Idiot Tadeas Walloeisicz 0:48.9 18 13.66
3 Meka "Klara" The Tooth Fairy Leopold Spoerpotnik 0:49.2 15 13.77
4 Tuzna "Norbert" The Proud Prokop Kroëmicz 0:49.6 12 13.88
5 Rijeka "Ozzy" The Banana Peel Bedrich Greunič 0:49.8 10 14.28
6 Crna "Alena" The Fairy Matej Zbknabbelak 0:50.2 8 14.54
7 Sarka "Ruzena" The Beloved Ilja Rondelski 0:50.8 6 14.70
8 Zrno "Natasa" The Popcorn Prokop Verkespnik 0:51.1 4 14.76
9 Griva "Lemmy" The Mayor Hubert Kroëmicz 0:51.3 2 14.88
10 Potocic "Doubitchouk" The Eggplant Jindrich Tejoetercz 0:51.9 1 15.43
11 Vesela "Ulrich" The Sprinter Leopold Djreubbekič 0:52.3 – 15.50
12 Mleko "Czuberdonj" The Grumpy Siegfried Kroëmicz 0:52.6 – 15.86
13 Luda "Ruzena" The Cactus Ondrej Bliekschenko 0:52.9 – 16.08
14 Pruga "Miklos" The Silly Evzen Champettelov 0:53.5 – 17.38
Winning margin: 0.87s
Race Report
Pulse-racing drama! Klopa snatches victory.
The old shepherd in Row G just smiled. He knew a champion when he saw one.
"Eih bennek, eih blavek — that's the Syldavian spirit right there." — Vit Walloeisicz (owner)
Klopa strengthens their championship position with valuable points.
Race timeline
  • Start Klopa bursts clear at the start under clear skies.
  • 413 m At the the farm animals, Seno turns up the heat.
  • 743 m Seno battles through unforeseen circumstances but loses ground.
  • ⚠️ Seno attempted a shortcut over a slight embankment. Mixed results.
  • Finish Klopa (0:48.0) holds off Seno (0:48.9) +0.87s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. The season marches on; every point will count.
30 DEC 2025
Plomfeld Village Race
Village 2025
Round 52·781m·Plomfeld·Farm Track·300 m
1Zveka2Cveta3Lijena
781m · Farm Track · Standard · 2% incline · 300m elevation
Hazards: Close crowd, Loose soil, Farm animals, Territorial old buck
Harvest loop between fields; tractors and goats share the edges. Jerome, a retired racing buck, patrols the final bend.
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zveka "Ivana" The Baker's Nightmare Evzen Moddergem 0:48.3 25 12.96
2 Cveta "Ivan" The Traffic Cone Leopold Szstoempcz 0:49.7 18 13.35
3 Lijena "Klara" The Vacuum Cleaner Antonin Walloeisicz 0:50.2 15 14.23
4 Ruda "Olga" The Cranky Leopold Krabberov 0:50.4 12 14.51
5 Bradica "Ruzena" The Bell Ringer Jindrich Bliekschenko 0:50.7 10 14.74
6 Sivka "Tomas" The Old Norbert Moddergem 0:51.2 8 14.93
7 Trava "Irena" The Rocket Konrad Spoerpotnik 0:51.7 6 14.99
8 Kruska "Archibald" The Coward Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:52.0 4 15.10
9 Beka "Rostislav" The Dandy Hubert Bliekschenko 0:52.3 2 15.13
10 Stana "Wenceslas" The Family Pet Ondrej Walloeisicz 0:52.6 1 15.14
11 Mjesec "Irena" Grandma's Shadow Antonin Keekebicov 0:52.9 – 15.54
12 Sarka "Xenia" The Tax Collector Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:53.3 – 16.08
13 Plaha "Oldrich" The Cuckold Siegfried Notchwoud 0:53.8 – 16.10
14 Meka "Ivana" The Grouchy Rudolf Bobbescz 0:54.2 – 16.16
Winning margin: 1.38s
Race Report
Razor-thin margins, but Zveka prevails.
The old men stroked their moustaches and nodded. A worthy champion.
"Racing at its finest. Nobody could look away from that finish." — Evzen Moddergem (owner)
Excellent result for Lijena. The podium is well deserved.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies, Zveka jumps to the front.
  • 391 m Cveta uses the the loose soil to close up.
  • 703 m Meka's hopes dashed by late a mud bath.
  • ⚠️ That mud hole swallowed Meka whole. They seemed happy about it.
  • Finish Zveka (0:48.3) holds off Cveta (0:49.7) +1.38s.
The harvest festival spirit is... enthusiastic today. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
06 JAN 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 1·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Vjetar3Staklo
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:39.7 25 9.30
2 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:40.2 18 9.51
3 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:40.4 15 9.70
4 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:40.7 12 9.79
5 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:40.9 10 9.85
6 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:41.3 8 9.88
7 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:41.8 6 9.99
8 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:42.0 4 10.64
9 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:42.2 2 10.71
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:42.7 1 10.89
Winning margin: 0.50s
Race Report
That was too close for comfort, but Tratina takes the spoils.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing under clear skies, Tratina heads the field from the start.
  • 319 m Vjetar spots an opening at the technical sections.
  • 573 m Competitors string out single file.
  • Finish Tratina (0:39.7) holds off Vjetar (0:40.2) +0.51s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. A solid result in the championship context.
07 JAN 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 1·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
1Loza2Radek3Živa
808m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Loza "Helena" The Priest's Headache Gottfried Rondelski 0:46.2 25 9.92
2 Radek "Nero" The Brutal Matej Kroëmicz 0:47.3 18 9.96
3 Živa "Ludmila" The Tramp Ctibor Champettelov 0:47.7 15 9.99
4 Stjena "Cilka" The Houdini Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:48.3 12 10.09
5 Pčela "Nijinski" The Ghost Zikmund Zbknabbelak 0:48.7 10 10.57
6 Mrlja "Allison" Crooked Horn Vit Notchwoud 0:48.9 8 10.91
7 Med "Brenda" The Snotnose Ctibor Bliekschenko 0:49.3 6 11.72
8 Zlata "Ursula" The Boozer Ctibor Kroëmicz 0:49.9 4 11.90
9 Gora "Doubitchouk" Fluffy Vit Champettelov 0:50.3 2 11.91
10 Mahovina "Boris" The Redneck Vit Tejoetercz 0:50.5 1 12.45
11 Kiša "Cesar" The Nightingale Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:50.8 – 12.53
Winning margin: 1.12s
Race Report
A heart-stopping finale, but Loza had the answer.
Loza was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies conditions, Loza takes charge.
  • 404 m Radek spots an opening at the technical sections.
  • 727 m Final positions being sorted.
  • Finish Loza (0:46.2) holds off Radek (0:47.3) +1.13s.
The festival spirit has infected the racing. For better or worse. A result to file away — could be crucial later.
13 JAN 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 2·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Brza2Zora3Ruda
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:49.0 25 10.06
2 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:49.9 18 10.60
3 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:50.2 15 10.62
4 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:50.6 12 10.74
5 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:51.2 10 11.03
6 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:51.5 8 11.08
7 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:51.8 6 11.19
8 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:52.2 4 11.27
9 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:52.7 2 11.58
10 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:53.4 1 11.78
DNF Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz refused start –
Winning margin: 0.88s
Race Report
Experience shone through the mayhem — Brza knew what to do.
Brza was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Start in clear skies conditions; Brza shows early intent.
  • 415 m Into the technical sections, Zora winds up the pressure.
  • 747 m The closing refusing to start proves costly for Frula.
  • ⚠️ The starting flag waved. Frula remained perfectly still.
  • Finish Brza (0:49.0) holds off Zora (0:49.9) +0.88s.
The winner's name will be spoken with reverence. Or envy. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
14 JAN 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 2·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Vjetar3Boffinski
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:37.7 25 9.38
2 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:38.3 18 9.68
3 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:38.4 15 9.69
4 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:38.7 12 9.75
5 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:38.9 10 9.79
6 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:39.3 8 10.20
7 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:39.8 6 10.24
8 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:40.2 4 10.32
9 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:40.4 2 10.54
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:40.8 1 10.56
Winning margin: 0.54s
Race Report
Calamity for most; opportunity for Tratina.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Tratina seizes the initiative at the start in clear skies.
  • 319 m Vjetar digs in at the technical sections stretch.
  • 573 m The a mud bath proves decisive; Bronza loses out.
  • ⚠️ Racing? Bronza was busy conducting a mud quality assessment.
  • Finish Tratina (0:37.7) holds off Vjetar (0:38.3) +0.54s.
The local hero narrative is being written in real time. The season's rhythm continues unbroken.
20 JAN 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 3·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
1Radek2Loza3Živa
808m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Radek "Nero" The Brutal Matej Kroëmicz 0:49.4 25 10.18
2 Loza "Helena" The Priest's Headache Gottfried Rondelski 0:50.1 18 10.22
3 Živa "Ludmila" The Tramp Ctibor Champettelov 0:50.3 15 10.38
4 Stjena "Cilka" The Houdini Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:50.8 12 10.83
5 Zlata "Ursula" The Boozer Ctibor Kroëmicz 0:51.3 10 10.86
6 Gora "Doubitchouk" Fluffy Vit Champettelov 0:51.5 8 10.88
7 Mahovina "Boris" The Redneck Vit Tejoetercz 0:51.8 6 11.11
8 Pčela "Nijinski" The Ghost Zikmund Zbknabbelak 0:52.4 4 11.29
9 Kiša "Cesar" The Nightingale Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:52.8 2 11.58
10 Mrlja "Allison" Crooked Horn Vit Notchwoud 0:53.4 1 11.62
11 Med "Brenda" The Snotnose Ctibor Bliekschenko 0:53.9 – 12.45
Winning margin: 0.62s
Race Report
Radek showed incredible composure under late pressure.
Radek was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Fast out of the blocks, Radek leads in clear skies.
  • 404 m At the technical sections, Loza begins their run.
  • 727 m Into the closing metres now.
  • Finish Radek (0:49.4) holds off Loza (0:50.1) +0.62s.
The harvest moon shines on... whatever this is. Another data point in the championship equation.
21 JAN 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 3·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Staklo3Dlaka
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:35.9 25 8.47
2 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:37.1 18 8.89
3 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:37.5 15 9.17
4 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:37.8 12 9.75
5 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:38.0 10 10.01
6 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:38.4 8 10.40
7 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:38.9 6 10.70
8 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:39.2 4 10.87
9 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:39.4 2 11.19
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:39.7 1 11.51
Winning margin: 1.18s
Race Report
The margin was slender, but Tratina made it count.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start The start goes cleanly in clear skies — Tratina immediately asserts.
  • 319 m Navigating the technical sections, Staklo picks up pace.
  • 573 m The finale unfolds.
  • Finish Tratina (0:35.9) holds off Staklo (0:37.1) +1.18s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. That result matters. They all matter.
27 JAN 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 4·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Snijeg2Zora3Zvona
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:51.5 25 10.36
2 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:52.7 18 10.41
3 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:53.2 15 10.52
4 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:53.5 12 10.63
5 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:53.8 10 10.74
6 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:54.2 8 10.78
7 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:54.8 6 10.89
8 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:55.1 4 11.33
9 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:55.4 2 11.54
10 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:55.7 1 11.91
11 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:56.0 – 12.25
Winning margin: 1.26s
Race Report
A desperate lunge at the line, and Snijeg gets the nod.
Snijeg was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Snijeg emerges at the front in clear skies.
  • 415 m At the technical sections, Zora smells opportunity.
  • 747 m The final act begins.
  • Finish Snijeg (0:51.5) holds off Zora (0:52.7) +1.26s.
Festival chaos: the unofficial theme of this race. Valuable points that could prove decisive in the final reckoning.
03 FEB 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 5·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Dlaka2Tratina3Luda
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:39.4 25 8.75
2 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:39.9 18 8.89
3 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:40.1 15 9.09
4 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:40.3 12 9.32
5 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:40.6 10 9.72
6 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:41.1 8 10.55
7 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:41.5 6 10.64
8 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:41.7 4 10.79
9 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:42.0 2 11.55
10 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:42.5 1 11.74
Winning margin: 0.50s
Race Report
Down to the wire, but Dlaka found just enough.
Dlaka was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing under clear skies, Dlaka heads the field from the start.
  • 319 m Through the technical sections section, Tratina makes their bid.
  • 573 m The end game begins.
  • Finish Dlaka (0:39.4) holds off Tratina (0:39.9) +0.50s.
The chaos is part of the charm. Or so they claim. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
10 FEB 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 6·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Ruda2Snijeg3Frula
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:50.8 25 10.13
2 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:51.3 18 10.45
3 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:51.4 15 10.62
4 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:51.9 12 10.62
5 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:52.4 10 10.88
6 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:52.7 8 10.97
7 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:53.0 6 11.18
8 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:53.5 4 11.19
9 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:54.0 2 11.55
10 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:54.4 1 11.59
11 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:55.0 – 12.12
Winning margin: 0.45s
Race Report
A desperate lunge at the line, and Ruda gets the nod.
Ruda was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Ruda hits the front immediately in clear skies conditions.
  • 415 m Snijeg uses the technical sections to close up.
  • 747 m The final act begins.
  • Finish Ruda (0:50.8) holds off Snijeg (0:51.3) +0.46s.
The winner drinks Zlatopol for free tonight. Motivation enough. The championship table shuffles once more.
17 FEB 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 7·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Vuk2Vuna3Noć
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:40.2 25 10.42
2 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:41.1 18 10.48
3 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:41.4 15 10.67
4 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:41.9 12 10.75
5 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:42.3 10 10.92
6 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:42.4 8 11.04
7 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:42.8 6 11.07
8 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:43.3 4 11.11
9 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:43.7 2 11.32
10 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:43.8 1 11.45
11 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:44.2 – 11.95
Winning margin: 0.86s
Race Report
Vuk weaved through trouble like it wasn't there.
Vuk was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Away in clear skies conditions, Vuk dictates from the off.
  • 314 m Through the demanding technical sections, Vuna holds pace.
  • 565 m Oblak's challenge undone by a dog chase.
  • ⚠️ Oblak and the village mongrel have unfinished business. Racing paused.
  • Finish Vuk (0:40.2) holds off Vuna (0:41.1) +0.86s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. The story continues to write itself.
24 FEB 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 8·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Slaba2Sol3Kudra
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:39.4 25 9.72
2 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:40.1 18 10.12
3 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:40.3 15 10.66
4 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:40.5 12 10.84
5 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:40.8 10 10.91
6 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:41.3 8 11.12
7 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:41.7 6 11.22
8 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:41.9 4 11.35
9 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:42.2 2 11.60
10 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:42.7 1 11.66
11 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:43.1 – 12.27
Winning margin: 0.72s
Race Report
Slaba weaved through trouble like it wasn't there.
Slaba was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Flag drops in clear skies, Slaba surges to the lead.
  • 314 m Sol surges past the technical sections mark.
  • 565 m Late setback: Noć hit by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ A moth fluttered by; Noć felt compelled to follow it briefly.
  • Finish Slaba (0:39.4) holds off Sol (0:40.1) +0.72s.
Win here and become a legend. Lose and... well, don't lose. The championship calculator whirs again.
25 FEB 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 8·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
1Radek2Loza3Stjena
808m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Radek "Nero" The Brutal Matej Kroëmicz 0:48.8 25 10.35
2 Loza "Helena" The Priest's Headache Gottfried Rondelski 0:49.3 18 10.40
3 Stjena "Cilka" The Houdini Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:49.5 15 10.57
4 Živa "Ludmila" The Tramp Ctibor Champettelov 0:49.8 12 10.58
5 Gora "Doubitchouk" Fluffy Vit Champettelov 0:50.1 10 10.70
6 Mahovina "Boris" The Redneck Vit Tejoetercz 0:50.5 8 10.92
7 Pčela "Nijinski" The Ghost Zikmund Zbknabbelak 0:51.1 6 11.02
8 Zlata "Ursula" The Boozer Ctibor Kroëmicz 0:51.4 4 11.07
9 Kiša "Cesar" The Nightingale Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:51.7 2 11.74
10 Mrlja "Allison" Crooked Horn Vit Notchwoud 0:52.2 1 11.82
11 Med "Brenda" The Snotnose Ctibor Bliekschenko 0:52.7 – 12.15
Winning margin: 0.55s
Race Report
The pack closed fast — Radek closed faster.
Radek was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start In today's clear skies, Radek jumps straight to the head.
  • 404 m The technical sections stretch sees Loza strike.
  • 727 m Final strides approaching.
  • Finish Radek (0:48.8) holds off Loza (0:49.3) +0.55s.
By the whiskers of Kûrvi-Tasch, this is tense! Racing complete, implications pending.
03 MAR 2026
Smolnik Village Race
Village
Round 9·522m·Smolnik·River Meadow
1Ljiljan2Mirna3Spora
522m · River Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ljiljan "Hana" The Opera Singer Ondrej Kwispelelov 0:33.0 25 12.38
2 Mirna "Casimir" The Lightning Rod Dalibor Keekebicov 0:33.5 18 12.93
3 Spora "Stanislas" The Snob Matej Spoerpotnik 0:33.7 15 13.06
4 Vjera "Maya" The Shrew Leopold Rondelski 0:34.1 12 13.25
5 Zima "Peggy" The Stinker Matej Bobbescz 0:34.4 10 13.82
6 Pjega "Rostislav" The Backwards Walker Jindrich Szkapstoknik 0:34.6 8 13.85
7 Mudrost "Jozef" The Rocket Rudolf Champettelov 0:34.9 6 14.25
8 Srebra "Chavrouska" The Spin Cycle Gottfried Ballekeskov 0:35.4 4 14.45
9 Rosa "Baboushka" The Postman's Friend Norbert Koerendovic 0:35.7 2 14.58
10 Šuma "Zigo" The Garden Raider Jindrich Smikkeldinsk 0:36.1 1 14.59
11 Drvo "Pablo" The Scarecrow Evzen Sloekkernik 0:36.5 – 14.64
12 Sjajna "Oldrich" The Beanpole Prokop Bobbescz 0:36.8 – 14.76
13 Šapat "Dagmar" The Helicopter Ondrej Kwispelelov 0:37.0 – 14.88
14 Bakar "Zorro" The Lobster Ondrej Spoerpotnik 0:37.4 – 15.26
Winning margin: 0.45s
Race Report
Ljiljan held on grimly through the final stretch.
Ljiljan was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Excellent getaway by Ljiljan in today's clear skies.
  • 261 m Navigating the technical sections, Mirna picks up pace.
  • 470 m The decisive section arrives.
  • Finish Ljiljan (0:33.0) holds off Mirna (0:33.5) +0.44s.
Festival atmosphere: high. Racing discipline: questionable. The story continues to write itself.
04 MAR 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 9·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Staklo3Boffinski
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:38.5 25 9.25
2 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:39.0 18 9.61
3 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:39.2 15 9.86
4 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:39.7 12 9.93
5 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:40.1 10 9.96
6 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:40.3 8 9.98
7 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:40.6 6 10.54
8 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:41.1 4 10.78
9 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:41.5 2 10.81
DNF Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud food theft –
Winning margin: 0.50s
Race Report
Through the madness, Tratina found a way. Somehow.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing under clear skies, Tratina wastes no time getting to the front.
  • 319 m Staklo picks their way through the technical sections.
  • 573 m Vjetar's challenge undone by food theft.
  • ⚠️ The smell of fresh bread was Vjetar's undoing today.
  • Finish Tratina (0:38.5) holds off Staklo (0:39.0) +0.50s.
Is that goat wearing a flower crown? Yes. Yes it is. They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj wine in the winner's camp tonight.
10 MAR 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 10·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Slaba2Sol3Kudra
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:42.4 25 10.02
2 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:43.2 18 10.33
3 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:43.5 15 10.33
4 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:43.7 12 10.59
5 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:44.0 10 10.94
6 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:44.5 8 11.00
7 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:44.9 6 11.03
8 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:45.1 4 11.57
9 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:45.4 2 11.60
10 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:45.6 1 11.82
11 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:45.9 – 12.20
Winning margin: 0.83s
Race Report
A demolition derby with hooves, and Slaba won it.
Slaba was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Off under clear skies skies, Slaba commands the opening.
  • 314 m Sol attacks through the technical sections.
  • 565 m Meka caught up in unforeseen circumstances drama.
  • ⚠️ Meka slowed to flick away a persistent bit of grass on their leg.
  • Finish Slaba (0:42.4) holds off Sol (0:43.2) +0.84s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. The season's rhythm continues unbroken.
11 MAR 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 10·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
1Loza2Živa3Radek
808m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Loza "Helena" The Priest's Headache Gottfried Rondelski 0:46.6 25 9.86
2 Živa "Ludmila" The Tramp Ctibor Champettelov 0:47.5 18 9.90
3 Radek "Nero" The Brutal Matej Kroëmicz 0:47.9 15 9.90
4 Stjena "Cilka" The Houdini Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:48.4 12 10.19
5 Pčela "Nijinski" The Ghost Zikmund Zbknabbelak 0:48.9 10 10.68
6 Mrlja "Allison" Crooked Horn Vit Notchwoud 0:49.1 8 11.00
7 Med "Brenda" The Snotnose Ctibor Bliekschenko 0:49.4 6 11.61
8 Gora "Doubitchouk" Fluffy Vit Champettelov 0:50.0 4 11.82
9 Zlata "Ursula" The Boozer Ctibor Kroëmicz 0:50.4 2 12.05
10 Mahovina "Boris" The Redneck Vit Tejoetercz 0:50.6 1 12.35
11 Kiša "Cesar" The Nightingale Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:51.0 – 12.63
Winning margin: 0.95s
Race Report
Loza refused to yield, winning by sheer determination.
Loza was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing in clear skies, Loza breaks sharply to lead.
  • 404 m Živa uses the technical sections to build momentum.
  • 727 m The chase group loses contact.
  • Finish Loza (0:46.6) holds off Živa (0:47.5) +0.94s.
The winner's name will be spoken with reverence. Or envy. A result that fits the pattern — or does it?
17 MAR 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 11·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Vuna2Noć3Vuk
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:40.7 25 10.28
2 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:41.2 18 10.49
3 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:41.3 15 10.57
4 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:41.7 12 10.91
5 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:42.2 10 10.96
6 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:42.5 8 11.07
7 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:42.7 6 11.21
8 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:43.1 4 11.25
9 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:43.6 2 11.54
10 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:44.0 1 11.64
DNF Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev refused start –
Winning margin: 0.46s
Race Report
Mayhem and drama, yet Vuna navigated through for the win.
Vuna was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Vuna makes their move immediately.
  • 314 m The technical sections proves no obstacle for Noć.
  • 565 m Sol caught up in refusing to start drama.
  • ⚠️ Sol assessed the situation and determined racing was not for today.
  • Finish Vuna (0:40.7) holds off Noć (0:41.2) +0.45s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. A result that fits the pattern — or does it?
18 MAR 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 11·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
1Suton2Tišina3Troma
558m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Suton "Tetris" The Farter Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:36.0 25 10.16
2 Tišina "Cilka" The Slayer Hubert Szkapstoknik 0:37.0 18 10.49
3 Troma "Corky" The Snorer Prokop Notchwoud 0:37.3 15 10.56
4 Grana "Yannick" The Spitfire Ctibor Krabberov 0:37.7 12 10.59
5 Crna "Radek" The Slob Konrad Ballekeskov 0:38.2 10 11.01
6 Jaka "Zdenka" The Majorette Hubert Kwispelelov 0:38.4 8 11.12
7 Jezero "Dagmar" The Mathematician Hubert Zbbriedwoud 0:38.6 6 11.23
8 Ptica "Zdenka" The Drama Queen Ferdinand Zbbriedwoud 0:39.0 4 11.26
9 Korijen "Donald" The Cuckold Gottfried Bliekschenko 0:39.4 2 11.40
10 Lisica "Bagatov" The Cowpat Dalibor Kroëmicz 0:39.7 1 11.53
11 List "Azamat" The Chimpanzee Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:39.9 – 11.91
Winning margin: 0.96s
Race Report
The crowd held their breath; Suton held their nerve.
Suton was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Suton breaks best and leads.
  • 279 m Tišina pushes hard through the technical sections stretch.
  • 502 m Form holds as they turn for home.
  • Finish Suton (0:36.0) holds off Tišina (0:37.0) +0.95s.
Local pride isn't just on the line — it's the whole point. The story continues to write itself.
24 MAR 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 12·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Staklo3Dlaka
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:37.2 25 8.55
2 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:38.5 18 8.98
3 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:39.0 15 9.14
4 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:39.2 12 9.67
5 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:39.5 10 9.93
6 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:39.9 8 10.33
7 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:40.4 6 10.61
8 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:40.6 4 10.76
9 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:40.9 2 11.32
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:41.2 1 11.65
Winning margin: 1.33s
Race Report
Nip and tuck all the way, but Tratina got the verdict.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Tratina's early speed tells.
  • 319 m The technical sections is conquered by Staklo.
  • 573 m Final exchanges about to unfold.
  • Finish Tratina (0:37.2) holds off Staklo (0:38.5) +1.32s.
More than a race — this is about where you come from. Every finish matters when titles are at stake.
25 MAR 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 12·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
1Rijeka2Svila3Leptir
715m · Beach Dunes
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Rijeka "Borak" The Compass Hubert Froechelski 0:48.3 25 9.32
2 Svila "Aladdin" The Mudroller Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:49.6 18 9.37
3 Leptir "Ludmila" The Bailiff's Shadow Ilja Champettelov 0:50.0 15 9.43
4 Meka "Kevin" The Pug Vit Kroëmicz 0:50.2 12 9.79
5 Magla "Ruzena" The Accordion Hubert Froechelski 0:50.5 10 9.84
6 Oluja "Irena" The Glutton Evzen Rondelski 0:51.1 8 10.01
7 Vriska "Ursula" The Bell Ringer Ondrej Szstoempcz 0:51.5 6 10.03
8 Gruba "Ursula" The Haystack Ondrej Zbbriedwoud 0:51.7 4 10.21
9 Orao "Austin" The Whiner Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:52.0 2 10.74
10 Bubanj "Quirin" Three O'Clock Tadeas Sloekkernik 0:52.3 1 11.71
Winning margin: 1.24s
Race Report
The finish line came just in time for Rijeka.
Rijeka was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean break under clear skies — Rijeka shows early ambition.
  • 358 m Svila attacks through the technical sections.
  • 644 m The finish beckons.
  • Finish Rijeka (0:48.3) holds off Svila (0:49.6) +1.24s.
The race committee appears to be celebrating already. The championship calculator whirs again.
31 MAR 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 13·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Boffinski3Vjetar
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:39.3 25 9.49
2 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:40.0 18 9.62
3 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:40.2 15 9.63
4 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:40.5 12 9.74
5 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:40.7 10 9.84
6 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:41.2 8 10.09
7 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:41.6 6 10.11
8 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:41.9 4 10.46
9 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:42.1 2 10.47
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:42.7 1 10.70
Winning margin: 0.69s
Race Report
Mayhem and drama, yet Tratina navigated through for the win.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Tratina stakes early claim in today's clear skies.
  • 319 m Boffinski emerges from the technical sections in pursuit.
  • 573 m Sunce caught out by late unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ A loose goose joined the race. Sunce was not pleased.
  • Finish Tratina (0:39.3) holds off Boffinski (0:40.0) +0.69s.
Racing takes a back seat to festivities. Sort of. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
01 APR 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 13·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
1Stjena2Radek3Loza
808m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stjena "Cilka" The Houdini Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:46.6 25 9.94
2 Radek "Nero" The Brutal Matej Kroëmicz 0:48.1 18 10.02
3 Loza "Helena" The Priest's Headache Gottfried Rondelski 0:48.6 15 10.07
4 Živa "Ludmila" The Tramp Ctibor Champettelov 0:49.2 12 10.14
5 Pčela "Nijinski" The Ghost Zikmund Zbknabbelak 0:49.6 10 10.31
6 Mrlja "Allison" Crooked Horn Vit Notchwoud 0:49.8 8 11.14
7 Med "Brenda" The Snotnose Ctibor Bliekschenko 0:50.2 6 11.46
8 Gora "Doubitchouk" Fluffy Vit Champettelov 0:50.7 4 11.76
9 Zlata "Ursula" The Boozer Ctibor Kroëmicz 0:51.2 2 12.14
10 Mahovina "Boris" The Redneck Vit Tejoetercz 0:51.5 1 12.20
11 Kiša "Cesar" The Nightingale Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:51.7 – 12.78
Winning margin: 1.51s
Race Report
Bodies everywhere, but Stjena found a path to glory.
Stjena was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies conditions, Stjena takes no chances — straight to the front.
  • 404 m Radek threads through the technical sections with intent.
  • 727 m Incident! Loza compromised by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ A toddler offered Loza a half-eaten biscuit. Race suspended for snack.
  • Finish Stjena (0:46.6) holds off Radek (0:48.1) +1.50s.
Fez hats flying, embroidered aprons swirling — pure Syldavia. The path to glory gets a little clearer — or muddier.
07 APR 2026
Drenovo Village Race
Village
Round 14·797m·Drenovo·Clearing Circuit
1Blaga2Cvijet3Matna
797m · Clearing Circuit
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Blaga "Elena" The Grumbler Evzen Krabberov 0:53.5 25 12.99
2 Cvijet "Michoko" The Geisha Vit Zbknabbelak 0:54.5 18 13.07
3 Matna "Odin" The Viking Ctibor Szbloemvitch 0:54.9 15 13.59
4 Zec "Pavla" The Nutjob Vit Kwispelelov 0:55.2 12 13.65
5 Sreća "Igor" The Drunkard Antonin Champettelov 0:55.4 10 13.83
6 Trava "Patrick" Grandma's Favorite Prokop Kwispelelov 0:55.8 8 13.95
7 Grmljavina "Picobello" The Volcano Ondrej Koerendovic 0:56.4 6 14.07
8 Gusle "Sergei" The Pest Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:56.7 4 14.11
9 Klopa "Ivana" The Loudmouth Ferdinand Sloekkernik 0:57.0 2 14.11
10 Ljeto "Xenia" The Mayor's Nemesis Ctibor Zbbriedwoud 0:57.2 1 14.14
11 Livada "Ludvik" The Beanpole Antonin Zbknabbelak 0:57.5 – 14.42
12 Zrno "Agata" The Thief Zikmund Froechelski 0:58.1 – 14.67
13 Kamen "Ivanka" The Bimbo Ctibor Verkespnik 0:58.5 – 14.79
14 Pruga "Hana" The Wild Prokop Koerendovic 0:58.7 – 14.93
Winning margin: 0.97s
Race Report
Experience shone through the mayhem — Blaga knew what to do.
Blaga was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing in clear skies, Blaga breaks sharply to lead.
  • 399 m The technical sections proves no obstacle for Cvijet.
  • 717 m Late drama as Grmljavina encounters unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ A bird call nearby startled Grmljavina into a brief sprint in the wrong direction.
  • Finish Blaga (0:53.5) holds off Cvijet (0:54.5) +0.97s.
The winner drinks Zlatopol for free tonight. Motivation enough. Valuable points that could prove decisive in the final reckoning.
14 APR 2026
Mokravik Village Race
Village
Round 15·727m·Mokravik·Woodland Trail
1Vjera2Snaga3Rosa
727m · Woodland Trail
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vjera "Pastis" The Postman's Friend Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:47.2 25 13.32
2 Snaga "Olga" The Backwards Walker Evzen Koerendovic 0:48.4 18 14.16
3 Rosa "Radu" The Yeti Siegfried Zbbriedwoud 0:48.9 15 14.20
4 Ljiljan "Alena" The Alarm Clock Ferdinand Keekebicov 0:49.1 12 14.36
5 Drvo "Tomas" The Belcher Antonin Notchwoud 0:49.4 10 14.43
6 Pjega "Jana" The Helicopter Hubert Djkneurrov 0:49.9 8 14.88
7 Srebro "Greta" The Fog Matej Moddergem 0:50.4 6 14.91
8 Šuma "Jana" The Barber Matej Froechelski 0:50.6 4 14.92
9 Zima "Xenia" The Postcard Evzen Greunič 0:50.9 2 15.10
10 Zemlja "Aleksy" The Rustic Antonin Koerendovic 0:51.2 1 15.49
11 Šapat "Jana" The Carpet Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:51.5 – 15.66
12 Sjajna "Olga" The Mangy Prokop Kroëmicz 0:51.9 – 15.76
13 Mudrost "Fodor" The Opera Singer Zikmund Tejoetercz 0:52.4 – 16.00
14 Bakar "Miroslav" The Scarecrow Siegfried Walloeisicz 0:52.7 – 16.16
Winning margin: 1.28s
Race Report
Calamity for most; opportunity for Vjera.
Vjera was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Vjera powers away from the start in clear skies.
  • 364 m Snaga hits top speed at the technical sections.
  • 654 m Sjajna falters — unforeseen circumstances the culprit.
  • ⚠️ Sjajna became fascinated by the echo of their own hoofsteps.
  • Finish Vjera (0:47.2) holds off Snaga (0:48.4) +1.28s.
Someone has been into the festival wine already. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
21 APR 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 16·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Zvona2Snijeg3Kora
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:50.8 25 10.01
2 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:52.1 18 10.03
3 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:52.5 15 10.43
4 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:52.7 12 10.65
5 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:53.1 10 10.93
6 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:53.7 8 11.00
7 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:54.1 6 11.01
8 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:54.3 4 11.30
9 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:54.7 2 11.64
10 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:55.0 1 12.13
11 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:55.3 – 12.41
Winning margin: 1.26s
Race Report
Zvona timed the surge perfectly for a narrow win.
Zvona was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start The race begins in clear skies; Zvona sets the early pace.
  • 415 m Snijeg gains momentum at the technical sections.
  • 747 m Racing towards the finish.
  • Finish Zvona (0:50.8) holds off Snijeg (0:52.1) +1.26s.
Structure has been replaced by enthusiasm. Lots of enthusiasm. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
28 APR 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 17·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Zora2Nada3Snijeg
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.6 25 10.20
2 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:51.3 18 10.49
3 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:51.5 15 10.59
4 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:51.9 12 10.59
5 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:52.5 10 10.66
6 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:52.9 8 10.78
7 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:53.1 6 10.92
8 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:53.5 4 11.26
9 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:54.1 2 11.60
10 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:54.6 1 11.75
11 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:55.1 – 12.58
Winning margin: 0.66s
Race Report
Zora showed why champions find a way when it matters.
Zora was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Excellent getaway by Zora in today's clear skies.
  • 415 m Nada pounces through the technical sections stretch.
  • 747 m Final positions taking shape.
  • Finish Zora (0:50.6) holds off Nada (0:51.3) +0.66s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. The standings shift; the plot thickens.
05 MAY 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 18·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Snijeg2Zora3Nada
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:48.6 25 10.29
2 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:49.7 18 10.45
3 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:50.1 15 10.55
4 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:50.7 12 10.60
5 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:51.2 10 10.70
6 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:51.4 8 10.79
7 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:51.7 6 11.00
8 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:52.3 4 11.34
9 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:52.7 2 11.45
10 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:53.0 1 11.82
11 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:53.3 – 12.36
Winning margin: 1.12s
Race Report
A race that had everything. Winner: Snijeg.
Snijeg was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies, Snijeg breaks best and leads.
  • 415 m The technical sections proves no obstacle for Zora.
  • 747 m The an unexpected rider proves decisive; Ruda loses out.
  • ⚠️ Race officials are consulting rulebooks about Ruda's new jockey.
  • Finish Snijeg (0:48.6) holds off Zora (0:49.7) +1.12s.
Local pride isn't just on the line — it's the whole point. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
06 MAY 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 18·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Vuna2Noć3Vuk
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:41.8 25 10.16
2 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:42.8 18 10.22
3 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:43.1 15 10.70
4 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:43.6 12 10.70
5 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:44.0 10 11.03
6 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:44.2 8 11.19
7 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:44.5 6 11.28
8 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:45.0 4 11.43
9 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:45.4 2 11.44
10 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:45.6 1 11.46
11 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:45.9 – 11.63
Winning margin: 0.95s
Race Report
That was too close for comfort, but Vuna takes the spoils.
Vuna was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean start, clear skies conditions — Vuna leads them away.
  • 314 m Noć negotiates the technical sections brilliantly.
  • 565 m Closing in on the finish.
  • Finish Vuna (0:41.8) holds off Noć (0:42.8) +0.94s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. Points on the board; the championship narrative rolls on.
07 MAY 2026
Mokravik Village Race
Village
Round 18·727m·Mokravik·Woodland Trail
1Bakar2Sjajna3Šapat
727m · Woodland Trail
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Bakar "Miroslav" The Scarecrow Siegfried Walloeisicz 0:50.7 25 13.77
2 Sjajna "Olga" The Mangy Prokop Kroëmicz 0:52.0 18 13.83
3 Šapat "Jana" The Carpet Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:52.5 15 13.89
4 Drvo "Tomas" The Belcher Antonin Notchwoud 0:52.9 12 14.43
5 Mirna "Teodor" The Rocket Gottfried Champettelov 0:53.4 10 14.57
6 Rosa "Radu" The Yeti Siegfried Zbbriedwoud 0:53.7 8 14.79
7 Šuma "Jana" The Barber Matej Froechelski 0:54.0 6 14.91
8 Srebro "Greta" The Fog Matej Moddergem 0:54.4 4 15.04
9 Vjera "Pastis" The Postman's Friend Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:54.9 2 15.29
10 Pjega "Jana" The Helicopter Hubert Djkneurrov 0:55.2 1 15.43
11 Zemlja "Aleksy" The Rustic Antonin Koerendovic 0:55.5 – 15.57
12 Zima "Xenia" The Postcard Evzen Greunič 0:55.8 – 15.82
13 Mudrost "Fodor" The Opera Singer Zikmund Tejoetercz 0:56.4 – 15.86
14 Snaga "Olga" The Backwards Walker Evzen Koerendovic 0:56.7 – 16.02
Winning margin: 1.31s
Race Report
Millimetres decided it — Bakar was on the right side.
Bakar was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies, Bakar jumps to the front.
  • 364 m The technical sections is conquered by Sjajna.
  • 654 m The end game begins.
  • Finish Bakar (0:50.7) holds off Sjajna (0:52.0) +1.31s.
The winner drinks Zlatopol for free tonight. Motivation enough. The race is run; the consequences are yet to fully unfold.
12 MAY 2026
Smolnik Village Race
Village
Round 19·522m·Smolnik·River Meadow
1Ljiljan2Sjajna3Šapat
522m · River Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ljiljan "Hana" The Opera Singer Ondrej Kwispelelov 0:32.0 25 13.08
2 Sjajna "Oldrich" The Beanpole Prokop Bobbescz 0:32.7 18 13.37
3 Šapat "Dagmar" The Helicopter Ondrej Kwispelelov 0:33.0 15 13.46
4 Srebra "Chavrouska" The Spin Cycle Gottfried Ballekeskov 0:33.4 12 13.48
5 Drvo "Pablo" The Scarecrow Evzen Sloekkernik 0:33.8 10 13.49
6 Šuma "Zigo" The Garden Raider Jindrich Smikkeldinsk 0:34.0 8 13.70
7 Bakar "Zorro" The Lobster Ondrej Spoerpotnik 0:34.3 6 13.98
8 Mirna "Casimir" The Lightning Rod Dalibor Keekebicov 0:34.7 4 14.00
9 Spora "Stanislas" The Snob Matej Spoerpotnik 0:35.1 2 14.12
10 Pjega "Rostislav" The Backwards Walker Jindrich Szkapstoknik 0:35.2 1 14.24
11 Vjera "Maya" The Shrew Leopold Rondelski 0:35.5 – 14.36
12 Mudrost "Jozef" The Rocket Rudolf Champettelov 0:36.0 – 14.83
13 Zima "Peggy" The Stinker Matej Bobbescz 0:36.3 – 14.90
14 Rosa "Baboushka" The Postman's Friend Norbert Koerendovic 0:36.5 – 15.37
Winning margin: 0.77s
Race Report
Carnage behind, glory ahead — Ljiljan emerged from the madness.
Ljiljan was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Opening in clear skies, Ljiljan takes the aggressive line.
  • 261 m The technical sections stretch sees movement from Sjajna.
  • 470 m The finish complicated by romantic distraction affecting Zima.
  • ⚠️ Zima's attention wandered to more personal matters.
  • Finish Ljiljan (0:32.0) holds off Sjajna (0:32.7) +0.77s.
Racing takes a back seat to festivities. Sort of. Another race done, another set of implications to digest.
13 MAY 2026
Drenovo Village Race
Village
Round 19·797m·Drenovo·Clearing Circuit
1Zec2Blaga3Cvijet
797m · Clearing Circuit
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Zec "Pavla" The Nutjob Vit Kwispelelov 0:54.7 25 13.12
2 Blaga "Elena" The Grumbler Evzen Krabberov 0:55.1 18 13.29
3 Cvijet "Michoko" The Geisha Vit Zbknabbelak 0:55.2 15 13.31
4 Trava "Patrick" Grandma's Favorite Prokop Kwispelelov 0:55.6 12 13.48
5 Gusle "Sergei" The Pest Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:56.2 10 13.51
6 Matna "Odin" The Viking Ctibor Szbloemvitch 0:56.6 8 13.86
7 Zrno "Agata" The Thief Zikmund Froechelski 0:56.8 6 13.87
8 Ljeto "Xenia" The Mayor's Nemesis Ctibor Zbbriedwoud 0:57.2 4 13.91
9 Livada "Ludvik" The Beanpole Antonin Zbknabbelak 0:57.7 2 14.06
10 Pruga "Hana" The Wild Prokop Koerendovic 0:58.2 1 14.32
11 Klopa "Ivana" The Loudmouth Ferdinand Sloekkernik 0:58.7 – 14.55
12 Sreća "Igor" The Drunkard Antonin Champettelov 0:59.1 – 14.74
13 Grmljavina "Picobello" The Volcano Ondrej Koerendovic 0:59.3 – 14.85
14 Kamen "Ivanka" The Bimbo Ctibor Verkespnik 0:59.7 – 15.58
Winning margin: 0.40s
Race Report
Heart-in-mouth stuff — Zec prevailed by a slender margin.
Zec was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Start under clear skies, Zec asserts from stride one.
  • 399 m Blaga storms through the technical sections.
  • 717 m Approaching the denouement.
  • Finish Zec (0:54.7) holds off Blaga (0:55.1) +0.40s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
14 MAY 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 19·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
1Suton2Tišina3Grana
558m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Suton "Tetris" The Farter Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:36.0 25 10.11
2 Tišina "Cilka" The Slayer Hubert Szkapstoknik 0:37.0 18 10.53
3 Grana "Yannick" The Spitfire Ctibor Krabberov 0:37.3 15 10.66
4 Troma "Corky" The Snorer Prokop Notchwoud 0:37.5 12 10.70
5 Ptica "Zdenka" The Drama Queen Ferdinand Zbbriedwoud 0:37.8 10 11.01
6 Crna "Radek" The Slob Konrad Ballekeskov 0:38.3 8 11.02
7 Jezero "Dagmar" The Mathematician Hubert Zbbriedwoud 0:38.6 6 11.14
8 Korijen "Donald" The Cuckold Gottfried Bliekschenko 0:38.8 4 11.28
9 Jaka "Zdenka" The Majorette Hubert Kwispelelov 0:39.1 2 11.28
10 Lisica "Bagatov" The Cowpat Dalibor Kroëmicz 0:39.3 1 11.43
11 List "Azamat" The Chimpanzee Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:39.6 – 12.10
Winning margin: 0.96s
Race Report
Carnage behind, glory ahead — Suton emerged from the madness.
Suton was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start The race begins in clear skies; Suton sets the early pace.
  • 279 m Tišina threads through the technical sections with intent.
  • 502 m Suton battles through an unexpected rider but loses ground.
  • ⚠️ Unexpected passenger aboard Suton. The crowd adores it.
  • Finish Suton (0:36.0) holds off Tišina (0:37.0) +0.96s.
Fez hats flying, embroidered aprons swirling — pure Syldavia. Every finish matters when titles are at stake.
19 MAY 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 20·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
1Livada2Matna3Ljeto
419m · River Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Livada "Zdenka" The Pig Gottfried Kwispelelov 0:25.4 25 12.54
2 Matna "Klara" The Cowpat Ondrej Koerendovic 0:26.3 18 12.56
3 Ljeto "Cestmir" The Cheat Bedrich Koerendovic 0:26.6 15 13.11
4 Zemlja "Bianka" The Wild Evzen Zbknabbelak 0:26.9 12 13.23
5 Pruga "Elena" Old Socks Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:27.3 10 13.25
6 Klopa "Branko" The Mayor's Nemesis Ondrej Djkneurrov 0:27.6 8 13.42
7 Blaga "Ivan" The Numbskull Antonin Walloeisicz 0:27.7 6 14.12
8 Zec "Ranko" The Prudish Prokop Notchwoud 0:28.0 4 14.24
9 Gusle "Rocky" The Pisser Ondrej Sloekkernik 0:28.4 2 14.32
10 Zrno "Irena" The Nutjob Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:28.7 1 14.78
11 Grmljavina "Norbert" The Loudmouth Bedrich Djreubbekič 0:28.9 – 15.07
12 Snaga "Dianka" The Family Pet Matej Szstoempcz 0:29.2 – 15.17
13 Trava "Stanislav" The Mayor Dalibor Tejoetercz 0:29.6 – 15.49
14 Kamen "Fatima" The Lucky Ilja Moddergem 0:29.8 – 15.78
Winning margin: 0.93s
Race Report
Livada weaved through trouble like it wasn't there.
Livada was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean break under clear skies — Livada shows early ambition.
  • 210 m Matna negotiates the technical sections brilliantly.
  • 377 m Drama! an unexpected rider affects Zemlja's finish.
  • ⚠️ Zemlja now racing under additional weight. Specifically: one child.
  • Finish Livada (0:25.4) holds off Matna (0:26.3) +0.92s.
More than a race — this is about where you come from. The championship calculator whirs again.
20 MAY 2026
Mokravik Village Race
Village
Round 20·727m·Mokravik·Woodland Trail
1Vjera2Rosa3Zima
727m · Woodland Trail
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vjera "Pastis" The Postman's Friend Konrad Szkapstoknik 0:47.6 25 13.62
2 Rosa "Radu" The Yeti Siegfried Zbbriedwoud 0:47.9 18 13.76
3 Zima "Xenia" The Postcard Evzen Greunič 0:48.0 15 14.42
4 Snaga "Olga" The Backwards Walker Evzen Koerendovic 0:48.6 12 14.44
5 Pjega "Jana" The Helicopter Hubert Djkneurrov 0:48.9 10 14.46
6 Šapat "Jana" The Carpet Ferdinand Bobbescz 0:49.2 8 14.77
7 Ljiljan "Alena" The Alarm Clock Ferdinand Keekebicov 0:49.5 6 14.85
8 Drvo "Tomas" The Belcher Antonin Notchwoud 0:50.1 4 15.07
9 Bakar "Miroslav" The Scarecrow Siegfried Walloeisicz 0:50.5 2 15.08
10 Sjajna "Olga" The Mangy Prokop Kroëmicz 0:50.8 1 15.22
11 Šuma "Jana" The Barber Matej Froechelski 0:51.4 – 15.31
12 Srebro "Greta" The Fog Matej Moddergem 0:51.7 – 15.62
13 Mirna "Teodor" The Rocket Gottfried Champettelov 0:51.9 – 15.82
14 Zemlja "Aleksy" The Rustic Antonin Koerendovic 0:52.3 – 16.58
Winning margin: 0.30s
Race Report
By a whisker, by a prayer — Vjera takes the prize.
Vjera was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Away under clear skies skies, Vjera establishes early position.
  • 364 m Rosa emerges from the technical sections in pursuit.
  • 654 m Final positions taking shape.
  • Finish Vjera (0:47.6) holds off Rosa (0:47.9) +0.30s.
Somehow this will produce a winner. Somehow. Valuable points that could prove decisive in the final reckoning.
26 MAY 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 21·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Boffinski3Vjetar
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:36.2 25 9.34
2 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:37.4 18 9.68
3 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:37.8 15 9.73
4 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:38.0 12 9.74
5 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:38.3 10 9.78
6 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:38.8 8 10.20
7 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:39.2 6 10.29
8 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:39.3 4 10.37
9 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:39.7 2 10.49
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:40.0 1 10.51
Winning margin: 1.15s
Race Report
Tratina squeezed every last drop from the tank to win.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Start in clear skies conditions; Tratina shows early intent.
  • 319 m The technical sections stretch sees movement from Boffinski.
  • 573 m Final furlong — positions established.
  • Finish Tratina (0:36.2) holds off Boffinski (0:37.4) +1.15s.
Local bragging rights are the real championship here. The season marches on; every point will count.
27 MAY 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 21·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
1Tišina2Troma3Crna
558m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tišina "Cilka" The Slayer Hubert Szkapstoknik 0:36.0 25 10.07
2 Troma "Corky" The Snorer Prokop Notchwoud 0:37.2 18 10.13
3 Crna "Radek" The Slob Konrad Ballekeskov 0:37.6 15 10.25
4 Ptica "Zdenka" The Drama Queen Ferdinand Zbbriedwoud 0:38.1 12 10.59
5 Korijen "Donald" The Cuckold Gottfried Bliekschenko 0:38.5 10 10.71
6 Lisica "Bagatov" The Cowpat Dalibor Kroëmicz 0:38.7 8 11.14
7 Suton "Tetris" The Farter Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:38.9 6 11.18
8 List "Azamat" The Chimpanzee Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:39.4 4 11.31
9 Grana "Yannick" The Spitfire Ctibor Krabberov 0:39.8 2 11.53
10 Jezero "Dagmar" The Mathematician Hubert Zbbriedwoud 0:40.0 1 12.29
11 Jaka "Zdenka" The Majorette Hubert Kwispelelov 0:40.2 – 12.36
Winning margin: 1.18s
Race Report
Gasps from the crowd as Tišina just held on.
Tišina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start They're off! Tišina breaks well in clear skies conditions.
  • 279 m Troma storms through the technical sections.
  • 502 m Approaching the business end.
  • Finish Tišina (0:36.0) holds off Troma (0:37.2) +1.18s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. Points banked. Season continuing. Drama building.
02 JUN 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 22·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Vjetar3Staklo
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:37.8 25 9.33
2 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:38.8 18 9.46
3 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:39.1 15 9.71
4 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:39.3 12 9.81
5 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:39.6 10 9.88
6 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:40.1 8 9.89
7 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:40.5 6 9.90
8 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:40.7 4 10.66
9 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:41.0 2 10.69
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:41.2 1 10.94
Winning margin: 0.96s
Race Report
Gasps from the crowd as Tratina just held on.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start In clear skies conditions, Tratina takes no chances — straight to the front.
  • 319 m Vjetar throws down a challenge at the technical sections.
  • 573 m Final exchanges about to unfold.
  • Finish Tratina (0:37.8) holds off Vjetar (0:38.8) +0.96s.
Village pride on the line — every neighbour is watching. Steady progress in the championship chase.
03 JUN 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 22·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Vuna2Noć3Vuk
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:39.3 25 10.24
2 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:40.5 18 10.50
3 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:40.9 15 10.65
4 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:41.4 12 10.96
5 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:41.8 10 11.03
6 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:42.0 8 11.15
7 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:42.3 6 11.16
8 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:42.8 4 11.18
9 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:43.2 2 11.33
10 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:43.5 1 11.37
11 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:43.7 – 11.59
Winning margin: 1.24s
Race Report
Vuna won ugly, but a win is a win.
Vuna was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, the field breaks — Vuna at the head.
  • 314 m Noć picks their way through the technical sections.
  • 565 m The finish beckons.
  • Finish Vuna (0:39.3) holds off Noć (0:40.5) +1.24s.
The harvest moon shines on... whatever this is. Another day, another drama. Capra delivers again.
09 JUN 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 23·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
1Svila2Leptir3Magla
715m · Beach Dunes
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Svila "Aladdin" The Mudroller Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:47.9 25 9.18
2 Leptir "Ludmila" The Bailiff's Shadow Ilja Champettelov 0:49.0 18 9.48
3 Magla "Ruzena" The Accordion Hubert Froechelski 0:49.3 15 9.55
4 Rijeka "Borak" The Compass Hubert Froechelski 0:49.8 12 9.69
5 Meka "Kevin" The Pug Vit Kroëmicz 0:50.3 10 9.85
6 Oluja "Irena" The Glutton Evzen Rondelski 0:50.6 8 10.16
7 Gruba "Ursula" The Haystack Ondrej Zbbriedwoud 0:50.8 6 10.17
8 Vriska "Ursula" The Bell Ringer Ondrej Szstoempcz 0:51.2 4 10.37
9 Orao "Austin" The Whiner Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:51.8 2 10.61
10 Bubanj "Quirin" Three O'Clock Tadeas Sloekkernik 0:52.0 1 11.27
Winning margin: 1.11s
Race Report
Svila surfed the wave of chaos to victory.
Svila was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start The start goes well under clear skies; Svila leads.
  • 358 m Leptir negotiates the technical sections brilliantly.
  • 644 m Vriska's finish ruined by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ The wheelwright's cart blocked Vriska briefly. Words were exchanged.
  • Finish Svila (0:47.9) holds off Leptir (0:49.0) +1.11s.
The racing is incidental to the party atmosphere. The race is run; the consequences are yet to fully unfold.
10 JUN 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 23·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
1Blaga2Matna3Snaga
419m · River Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Blaga "Ivan" The Numbskull Antonin Walloeisicz 0:26.3 25 12.77
2 Matna "Klara" The Cowpat Ondrej Koerendovic 0:27.3 18 13.03
3 Snaga "Dianka" The Family Pet Matej Szstoempcz 0:27.7 15 13.04
4 Zec "Ranko" The Prudish Prokop Notchwoud 0:28.1 12 13.68
5 Zemlja "Bianka" The Wild Evzen Zbknabbelak 0:28.4 10 13.89
6 Klopa "Branko" The Mayor's Nemesis Ondrej Djkneurrov 0:28.6 8 14.06
7 Gusle "Rocky" The Pisser Ondrej Sloekkernik 0:28.8 6 14.07
8 Trava "Stanislav" The Mayor Dalibor Tejoetercz 0:29.2 4 14.17
9 Livada "Zdenka" The Pig Gottfried Kwispelelov 0:29.5 2 14.26
10 Zrno "Irena" The Nutjob Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:29.8 1 14.43
11 Kamen "Fatima" The Lucky Ilja Moddergem 0:29.9 – 14.50
12 Grmljavina "Norbert" The Loudmouth Bedrich Djreubbekič 0:30.2 – 14.54
13 Ljeto "Cestmir" The Cheat Bedrich Koerendovic 0:30.7 – 14.67
14 Pruga "Elena" Old Socks Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:30.9 – 15.37
Winning margin: 1.00s
Race Report
Mayhem and drama, yet Blaga navigated through for the win.
Blaga was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Start in clear skies conditions; Blaga shows early intent.
  • 210 m The technical sections is behind them — Matna in hot pursuit.
  • 377 m The unforeseen circumstances catches out Zemlja.
  • ⚠️ A swirling leaf distracted Zemlja into a gentle zigzag.
  • Finish Blaga (0:26.3) holds off Matna (0:27.3) +1.01s.
Win here and become a legend. Lose and... well, don't lose. This result will echo through the remaining rounds.
16 JUN 2026
Drenovo Village Race
Village
Round 24·797m·Drenovo·Clearing Circuit
1Cvijet2Matna3Grmljavina
797m · Clearing Circuit
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Cvijet "Michoko" The Geisha Vit Zbknabbelak 0:53.1 25 12.43
2 Matna "Odin" The Viking Ctibor Szbloemvitch 0:54.4 18 12.72
3 Grmljavina "Picobello" The Volcano Ondrej Koerendovic 0:54.8 15 13.13
4 Klopa "Ivana" The Loudmouth Ferdinand Sloekkernik 0:55.0 12 13.17
5 Trava "Patrick" Grandma's Favorite Prokop Kwispelelov 0:55.4 10 13.21
6 Ljeto "Xenia" The Mayor's Nemesis Ctibor Zbbriedwoud 0:56.0 8 13.37
7 Livada "Ludvik" The Beanpole Antonin Zbknabbelak 0:56.4 6 13.62
8 Pruga "Hana" The Wild Prokop Koerendovic 0:56.6 4 13.87
9 Blaga "Elena" The Grumbler Evzen Krabberov 0:56.9 2 13.95
10 Zec "Pavla" The Nutjob Vit Kwispelelov 0:57.3 1 14.95
11 Sreća "Igor" The Drunkard Antonin Champettelov 0:57.5 – 15.18
12 Gusle "Sergei" The Pest Tadeas Kroëmicz 0:58.0 – 15.26
13 Kamen "Ivanka" The Bimbo Ctibor Verkespnik 0:58.5 – 16.08
14 Zrno "Agata" The Thief Zikmund Froechelski 0:58.8 – 16.50
Winning margin: 1.30s
Race Report
Racing rarely gets this chaotic. Cvijet rarely gets this lucky.
Cvijet was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Off they go in clear skies — Cvijet leads from the gun.
  • 399 m Matna charges through the tricky technical sections.
  • 717 m Zec battles unforeseen circumstances in the final stretch.
  • ⚠️ The photographer's flash startled Zec. Now featured in local gazette.
  • Finish Cvijet (0:53.1) holds off Matna (0:54.4) +1.31s.
Every family has a stake in this. Community pride runs deep. Racing complete, implications pending.
17 JUN 2026
Tesznik Village Race
Village
Round 24·1012m·Tesznik·Rocky Pass
1Ljubav2Glina3Cvijet
1012m · Rocky Pass
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ljubav "Pavla" The Hussy Matej Koerendovic 1:15.1 25 8.09
2 Glina "Viktor" The Casanova Konrad Szkapstoknik 1:16.5 18 8.28
3 Cvijet "Alice" The Thief Vit Walloeisicz 1:16.9 15 8.29
4 Sreća "Ivana" The Dalmatian Hubert Verkespnik 1:17.5 12 8.51
5 Željezo "Nikolaj" The Cunning Tadeas Spoerpotnik 1:18.1 10 8.75
6 Ruža "Jakub" The Backwater Ilja Ballekeskov 1:18.4 8 9.56
7 Mraz "Yaroslav" The Gossip Gottfried Moddergem 1:18.7 6 9.86
8 Brašno "Vera" The Vixen Ctibor Krabberov 1:19.2 4 10.11
9 Proljeće "Yelena" The Gentle Zikmund Kwispelelov 1:19.8 2 10.16
Winning margin: 1.39s
Race Report
Calamity for most; opportunity for Ljubav.
Ljubav was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Opening in clear skies, Ljubav takes the aggressive line.
  • 506 m Glina surges past the technical sections mark.
  • 911 m Sreća battles unforeseen circumstances in the final stretch.
  • ⚠️ A loose goose joined the race. Sreća was not pleased.
  • Finish Ljubav (1:15.1) holds off Glina (1:16.5) +1.39s.
Someone's brought out the slivovitz. This should be interesting. The season deepens. The stakes grow higher.
18 JUN 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 24·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
1Svila2Magla3Leptir
715m · Beach Dunes
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Svila "Aladdin" The Mudroller Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:45.4 25 9.17
2 Magla "Ruzena" The Accordion Hubert Froechelski 0:46.6 18 9.50
3 Leptir "Ludmila" The Bailiff's Shadow Ilja Champettelov 0:47.1 15 9.55
4 Rijeka "Borak" The Compass Hubert Froechelski 0:47.5 12 9.65
5 Meka "Kevin" The Pug Vit Kroëmicz 0:48.0 10 9.93
6 Gruba "Ursula" The Haystack Ondrej Zbbriedwoud 0:48.2 8 10.12
7 Oluja "Irena" The Glutton Evzen Rondelski 0:48.5 6 10.15
8 Vriska "Ursula" The Bell Ringer Ondrej Szstoempcz 0:49.0 4 10.36
9 Orao "Austin" The Whiner Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:49.5 2 10.67
DNF Bubanj "Quirin" Three O'Clock Tadeas Sloekkernik wrong direction –
Winning margin: 1.26s
Race Report
Scrappy, messy, unforgettable — and Svila takes the prize.
Svila was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, the field breaks — Svila at the head.
  • 358 m Magla throws down a challenge at the technical sections.
  • 644 m The going the wrong way reshuffles the pack; Bubanj drops back.
  • ⚠️ Geography was never Bubanj's strong suit — headed for the mountains instead.
  • Finish Svila (0:45.4) holds off Magla (0:46.6) +1.26s.
Local honour is at stake. The pressure is immense. A solid result in the championship context.
23 JUN 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 25·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
1Stjena2Gora3Loza
808m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Stjena "Cilka" The Houdini Evzen Spoerpotnik 0:49.6 25 10.30
2 Gora "Doubitchouk" Fluffy Vit Champettelov 0:50.2 18 10.52
3 Loza "Helena" The Priest's Headache Gottfried Rondelski 0:50.4 15 10.57
4 Radek "Nero" The Brutal Matej Kroëmicz 0:51.0 12 10.62
5 Mahovina "Boris" The Redneck Vit Tejoetercz 0:51.4 10 10.70
6 Pčela "Nijinski" The Ghost Zikmund Zbknabbelak 0:51.6 8 10.82
7 Živa "Ludmila" The Tramp Ctibor Champettelov 0:52.0 6 10.85
8 Med "Brenda" The Snotnose Ctibor Bliekschenko 0:52.6 4 11.82
9 Kiša "Cesar" The Nightingale Siegfried Zbknabbelak 0:53.0 2 11.87
10 Mrlja "Allison" Crooked Horn Vit Notchwoud 0:53.5 1 11.99
DNF Zlata "Ursula" The Boozer Ctibor Kroëmicz wrong direction –
Winning margin: 0.65s
Race Report
Anarchy reigned — except in Stjena's corner.
Stjena was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Stjena bolts to the front as they race under clear skies.
  • 404 m The technical sections sees Gora come alive.
  • 727 m Zlata is checked by going the wrong way; the field strings out.
  • ⚠️ Zlata ran with conviction. Wrong direction, but plenty of conviction.
  • Finish Stjena (0:49.6) holds off Gora (0:50.2) +0.66s.
The winner gets free drinks at the tavern for a month. The path to glory gets a little clearer — or muddier.
24 JUN 2026
Tesznik Village Race
Village
Round 25·1012m·Tesznik·Rocky Pass
1Cvijet2Ljubav3Mraz
1012m · Rocky Pass
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Cvijet "Alice" The Thief Vit Walloeisicz 1:12.6 25 8.66
2 Ljubav "Pavla" The Hussy Matej Koerendovic 1:13.4 18 8.78
3 Mraz "Yaroslav" The Gossip Gottfried Moddergem 1:13.7 15 8.81
4 Glina "Viktor" The Casanova Konrad Szkapstoknik 1:14.2 12 8.88
5 Ruža "Jakub" The Backwater Ilja Ballekeskov 1:14.8 10 8.97
6 Sreća "Ivana" The Dalmatian Hubert Verkespnik 1:15.2 8 9.14
7 Brašno "Vera" The Vixen Ctibor Krabberov 1:15.4 6 9.17
8 Željezo "Nikolaj" The Cunning Tadeas Spoerpotnik 1:16.0 4 9.25
9 Proljeće "Yelena" The Gentle Zikmund Kwispelelov 1:16.5 2 9.39
Winning margin: 0.82s
Race Report
Cvijet held on grimly through the final stretch.
Cvijet was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Away in clear skies — Cvijet at the head of affairs.
  • 506 m The technical sections section — Ljubav charges through.
  • 911 m The order established heading into the straight.
  • Finish Cvijet (1:12.6) holds off Ljubav (1:13.4) +0.82s.
Local bragging rights are the real championship here. A result that will resonate through the coming rounds.
25 JUN 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 25·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
1Svila2Magla3Gruba
715m · Beach Dunes
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Svila "Aladdin" The Mudroller Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:45.9 25 8.88
2 Magla "Ruzena" The Accordion Hubert Froechelski 0:47.1 18 9.08
3 Gruba "Ursula" The Haystack Ondrej Zbbriedwoud 0:47.5 15 9.70
4 Leptir "Ludmila" The Bailiff's Shadow Ilja Champettelov 0:47.8 12 10.00
5 Rijeka "Borak" The Compass Hubert Froechelski 0:48.0 10 10.10
6 Meka "Kevin" The Pug Vit Kroëmicz 0:48.5 8 10.31
7 Orao "Austin" The Whiner Prokop Zbknabbelak 0:49.0 6 10.37
8 Oluja "Irena" The Glutton Evzen Rondelski 0:49.3 4 10.56
9 Bubanj "Quirin" Three O'Clock Tadeas Sloekkernik 0:49.5 2 10.60
10 Vriska "Ursula" The Bell Ringer Ondrej Szstoempcz 0:49.8 1 10.79
Winning margin: 1.19s
Race Report
The field self-destructed — Svila was the sole survivor.
Svila was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies, Svila's early speed tells.
  • 358 m Magla accelerates past the technical sections.
  • 644 m The a mud bath scrambles the order; Bubanj pays the price.
  • ⚠️ Racing? Bubanj was busy conducting a mud quality assessment.
  • Finish Svila (0:45.9) holds off Magla (0:47.1) +1.18s.
This is what village racing means. Everything and more. They'll be raising glasses of Sprädj wine in the winner's camp tonight.
30 JUN 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 26·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
1Matna2Klopa3Zemlja
419m · River Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Matna "Klara" The Cowpat Ondrej Koerendovic 0:26.5 25 12.13
2 Klopa "Branko" The Mayor's Nemesis Ondrej Djkneurrov 0:27.3 18 12.84
3 Zemlja "Bianka" The Wild Evzen Zbknabbelak 0:27.6 15 12.86
4 Livada "Zdenka" The Pig Gottfried Kwispelelov 0:27.9 12 13.00
5 Ljeto "Cestmir" The Cheat Bedrich Koerendovic 0:28.0 10 13.52
6 Blaga "Ivan" The Numbskull Antonin Walloeisicz 0:28.3 8 13.56
7 Pruga "Elena" Old Socks Ondrej Tejoetercz 0:28.7 6 13.90
8 Snaga "Dianka" The Family Pet Matej Szstoempcz 0:29.0 4 14.29
9 Gusle "Rocky" The Pisser Ondrej Sloekkernik 0:29.1 2 14.83
10 Zec "Ranko" The Prudish Prokop Notchwoud 0:29.3 1 14.85
11 Trava "Stanislav" The Mayor Dalibor Tejoetercz 0:29.5 – 14.95
12 Kamen "Fatima" The Lucky Ilja Moddergem 0:29.9 – 15.33
13 Zrno "Irena" The Nutjob Antonin Zbbriedwoud 0:30.3 – 15.50
14 Grmljavina "Norbert" The Loudmouth Bedrich Djreubbekič 0:30.4 – 15.63
Winning margin: 0.77s
Race Report
Fortune favours the calm — Matna proved it today.
Matna was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Clean break under clear skies — Matna shows early ambition.
  • 210 m Klopa pushes hard through the technical sections stretch.
  • 377 m Grmljavina's finish marred by unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Grmljavina noticed their rival's handler had a carrot. Betrayal suspected.
  • Finish Matna (0:26.5) holds off Klopa (0:27.3) +0.77s.
Children will tell their children about this race. These points will matter when the final count comes.
01 JUL 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 26·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Snijeg2Zora3Zvona
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:49.0 25 10.36
2 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.5 18 10.39
3 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:51.0 15 10.51
4 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:51.3 12 10.63
5 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:51.6 10 10.73
6 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:52.1 8 10.79
7 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:52.6 6 10.90
8 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:52.9 4 11.33
9 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:53.2 2 11.53
10 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:53.6 1 11.92
11 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:53.7 – 12.24
Winning margin: 1.52s
Race Report
Snijeg held on grimly through the final stretch.
Snijeg was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Away in clear skies conditions, Snijeg dictates from the off.
  • 415 m Zora uses the technical sections to build momentum.
  • 747 m The end game begins.
  • Finish Snijeg (0:49.0) holds off Zora (0:50.5) +1.52s.
The harvest moon shines on... whatever this is. A result that fits the pattern — or does it?
02 JUL 2026
Vladholz Village Race
Village
Round 26·815m·Vladholz·Clearing Circuit
1Glina2Mraz3Jesen
815m · Clearing Circuit
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Glina "Boffinski" The Blabbermouth Vit Verkespnik 0:53.8 25 12.94
2 Mraz "Yelena" The Cunning Leopold Champettelov 0:54.8 18 13.39
3 Jesen "Ulrich" The Dowry Rudolf Notchwoud 0:55.1 15 13.42
4 Siva "Ivana" The Backwater Ilja Zbknabbelak 0:55.4 12 13.62
5 Hrabrost "Greta" The Numbskull Zikmund Bliekschenko 0:55.7 10 13.64
6 Proljeće "Sacha" The Judge Tadeas Champettelov 0:56.2 8 13.71
7 Dan "Karel" The Anvil Ctibor Champettelov 0:56.7 6 13.76
8 Željezo "Elena" The Seductress Ferdinand Kroëmicz 0:57.0 4 14.17
9 Seno "Alena" Dungball Dalibor Tejoetercz 0:57.3 2 14.27
10 Brašno "Miklos" The Proud Leopold Tejoetercz 0:57.5 1 14.38
11 Jelen "Gregor" The Bicycle Tadeas Keekebicov 0:57.9 – 14.48
12 Strpljenje "Havel" The Weathercock Ferdinand Froechelski 0:58.4 – 14.55
13 Ljubav "Jana" The Fearless Bedrich Bobbescz 0:58.9 – 14.63
14 Ruža "Greta" The Gossip Zikmund Sloekkernik 0:59.1 – 15.43
Winning margin: 0.96s
Race Report
The gap shrank and shrank, but Glina kept enough of it.
Glina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Opening in clear skies, Glina takes the aggressive line.
  • 408 m Mraz powers through the technical sections.
  • 734 m Racing towards the finish.
  • Finish Glina (0:53.8) holds off Mraz (0:54.8) +0.96s.
The whole village turned out. Grandmothers are weeping. Racing complete, implications pending.
07 JUL 2026
Tesznik Village Race
Village
Round 27·1012m·Tesznik·Rocky Pass
1Ljubav2Cvijet3Glina
1012m · Rocky Pass
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Ljubav "Pavla" The Hussy Matej Koerendovic 1:12.5 25 8.12
2 Cvijet "Alice" The Thief Vit Walloeisicz 1:13.8 18 8.26
3 Glina "Viktor" The Casanova Konrad Szkapstoknik 1:14.2 15 8.30
4 Željezo "Nikolaj" The Cunning Tadeas Spoerpotnik 1:14.7 12 8.58
5 Sreća "Ivana" The Dalmatian Hubert Verkespnik 1:15.3 10 8.59
6 Mraz "Yaroslav" The Gossip Gottfried Moddergem 1:15.8 8 9.58
7 Ruža "Jakub" The Backwater Ilja Ballekeskov 1:16.0 6 9.83
8 Brašno "Vera" The Vixen Ctibor Krabberov 1:16.5 4 9.90
9 Proljeće "Yelena" The Gentle Zikmund Kwispelelov 1:17.1 2 10.51
Winning margin: 1.27s
Race Report
The chasers smelled blood, but Ljubav found an extra gear.
Ljubav was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Flag drops in clear skies, Ljubav surges to the lead.
  • 506 m At the technical sections, Cvijet ups the ante.
  • 911 m Approaching the denouement.
  • Finish Ljubav (1:12.5) holds off Cvijet (1:13.8) +1.27s.
Generations of village history weigh on this race. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
08 JUL 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 27·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
1Snijeg2Zvona3Zora
830m · Farm Track
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Snijeg "Ruzena" The Radio Siegfried Bobbescz 0:49.3 25 10.21
2 Zvona "Dmitri" The Lout Ilja Djkneurrov 0:50.2 18 10.29
3 Zora "Gustav" The Lard Leopold Szstoempcz 0:50.6 15 10.47
4 Kora "Gargamel" The Dandy Jindrich Djreubbekič 0:51.1 12 10.53
5 Nada "Puzzle" The Parrot Dalibor Zbbriedwoud 0:51.6 10 10.84
6 Mleko "Fabiola" The Village Idiot Rudolf Szkapstoknik 0:51.8 8 10.88
7 Papar "Rodica" The Grouch Konrad Greunič 0:52.1 6 11.01
8 Ruda "Cristina" One-Eye Rudolf Zbknabbelak 0:52.7 4 11.15
9 Brza "Petra" The Morning Dew Vit Keekebicov 0:53.2 2 11.87
10 Frula "Frantisek" The Cricket Ilja Szstoempcz 0:53.8 1 11.98
11 Potok "Kazimir" The Philosopher Vit Djreubbekič 0:54.2 – 12.20
Winning margin: 0.90s
Race Report
Close calls go to the brave — Snijeg earned this one.
Snijeg was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies skies, Snijeg establishes control immediately.
  • 415 m Zvona uses the technical sections to close up.
  • 747 m The finale approaches with positions set.
  • Finish Snijeg (0:49.3) holds off Zvona (0:50.2) +0.90s.
This is what village racing means. Everything and more. A performance worthy of the Royal Pelican itself.
09 JUL 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 27·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Sol2Kudra3Vuk
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:40.6 25 10.00
2 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:41.6 18 10.70
3 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:42.0 15 10.72
4 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:42.1 12 11.01
5 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:42.5 10 11.27
6 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:43.0 8 11.31
7 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:43.3 6 11.43
8 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:43.5 4 11.55
9 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:43.9 2 11.84
10 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:44.1 1 12.08
DNF Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik wrong direction –
Winning margin: 1.01s
Race Report
The race fell apart — Sol picked up the pieces.
Sol was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Under clear skies conditions, Sol shows purpose.
  • 314 m The technical sections is where Kudra finds rhythm.
  • 565 m Slaba loses ground to going the wrong way in the crucial phase.
  • ⚠️ Slaba chose their own adventure. It didn't include the finish line.
  • Finish Sol (0:40.6) holds off Kudra (0:41.6) +1.01s.
Structure has been replaced by enthusiasm. Lots of enthusiasm. A result to file away — could be crucial later.
14 JUL 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 28·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
1Tratina2Staklo3Dlaka
637m · Flat Meadow
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Tratina "Izabella" The Fleabag Zikmund Szgangskev 0:38.4 25 8.55
2 Staklo "Cavalerov" The Blockhead Leopold Smikkeldinsk 0:39.0 18 8.98
3 Dlaka "Zora" The Leper Antonin Rondelski 0:39.2 15 9.13
4 Luda "Camembert" The Constipated Antonin Ballekeskov 0:39.6 12 9.67
5 Vjetar "Basil" Mr Tan Gottfried Zbbriedwoud 0:40.1 10 9.93
6 Boffinski "Pralinov" The Widower Evzen Greunič 0:40.3 8 10.33
7 Bronza "Helena" The Dumbass Evzen Djkneurrov 0:40.6 6 10.62
8 Mjesec "Sumo" The Cabbage Thief Konrad Verkespnik 0:41.0 4 10.75
9 Sunce "Ursula" Tintin Prokop Zbbriedwoud 0:41.5 2 11.33
10 Zvijezda "Munster" The Flour Sack Ferdinand Walloeisicz 0:41.9 1 11.65
Winning margin: 0.57s
Race Report
When the dust settled, only Tratina was still standing tall.
Tratina was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start Racing under clear skies, Tratina wastes no time getting to the front.
  • 319 m The technical sections is behind them — Staklo in hot pursuit.
  • 573 m Bronza caught out by late unforeseen circumstances.
  • ⚠️ Bronza shook off dust repeatedly, each shake costing precious seconds.
  • Finish Tratina (0:38.4) holds off Staklo (0:39.0) +0.57s.
The course markings appear to have been eaten. The season's rhythm continues unbroken.
15 JUL 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 28·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
1Vuna2Vuk3Noć
628m · Cliff Path
Pos Goat Owner Time Pts Odds
1 Vuna "Cilka" The Mudlark Matej Szkapstoknik 0:42.6 25 10.40
2 Vuk "Petra" The Sumo Siegfried Koerendovic 0:43.2 18 10.53
3 Noć "Ludmila" The Pekingese Norbert Krabberov 0:43.4 15 10.71
4 Bela "Ruzena" The Butcher Tadeas Moddergem 0:43.9 12 10.79
5 Slaba "Bernie" The Cowboy Bedrich Sloekkernik 0:44.3 10 10.89
6 Meka "Hercules" The Sceptre Gottfried Szbloemvitch 0:44.4 8 11.00
7 Divlja "Sputnik" The Notary Zikmund Bobbescz 0:44.8 6 11.15
8 Sol "Helena" The Stubborn Jindrich Szgangskev 0:45.3 4 11.19
9 Oblak "Goldfinger" The Weathervane Gottfried Djreubbekič 0:45.7 2 11.27
10 Kudra "Xenon" The Wedding Crasher Zikmund Ballekeskov 0:46.1 1 11.41
11 Pijesak "Ludmila" The Nag Hubert Kwispelelov 0:46.6 – 11.83
Winning margin: 0.62s
Race Report
The race fell apart — Vuna picked up the pieces.
Vuna was a long shot and stunned the field.
Race timeline
  • Start They're off! Vuna breaks well in clear skies conditions.
  • 314 m The technical sections sees Vuk come alive.
  • 565 m The closing a mud bath proves costly for Bela.
  • ⚠️ Racing? Bela was busy conducting a mud quality assessment.
  • Finish Vuna (0:42.6) holds off Vuk (0:43.2) +0.62s.
More flower garlands than finish times today. One race closer to the crown. Who wants it most?
21 JUL 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 29·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
Favorites: Matna (12.47) Livada (12.69) Pruga (13.15)
419m · River Meadow
22 JUL 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 29·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
Favorites: Slaba (9.91) Sol (10.23) Kudra (10.41)
628m · Cliff Path
28 JUL 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 30·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
Favorites: Livada (12.28) Matna (12.72) Ljeto (12.85)
419m · River Meadow
29 JUL 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 30·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Leptir (9.08) Gruba (9.28) Meka (9.46)
715m · Beach Dunes
30 JUL 2026
Smolnik Village Race
Village
Round 30·522m·Smolnik·River Meadow
Favorites: Šapat (13.02) Sjajna (13.03) Ljiljan (13.56)
522m · River Meadow
04 AUG 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 31·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
Favorites: Stjena (9.74) Pčela (10.09) Radek (10.19)
808m · Farm Track
05 AUG 2026
Zmothöh Village Race
Village
Round 31·957m·Zmothöh·Rocky Pass
Favorites: Oluja (8.18) Seno (8.73) Hrabrost (8.77)
957m · Rocky Pass
06 AUG 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 31·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
Favorites: Ptica (9.75) Korijen (9.94) Tišina (10.59)
558m · Cliff Path
11 AUG 2026
Vladholz Village Race
Village
Round 32·815m·Vladholz·Clearing Circuit
Favorites: Mraz (12.99) Jesen (13.02) Proljeće (13.03)
815m · Clearing Circuit
12 AUG 2026
Tesznik Village Race
Village
Round 32·1012m·Tesznik·Rocky Pass
Favorites: Ljubav (8.09) Glina (8.29) Cvijet (8.29)
1012m · Rocky Pass
13 AUG 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 32·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
Favorites: Ptica (10.15) Korijen (10.26) Tišina (10.38)
558m · Cliff Path
18 AUG 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 33·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Svila (9.30) Leptir (9.36) Rijeka (9.46)
715m · Beach Dunes
19 AUG 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 33·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Zora (10.21) Nada (10.47) Snijeg (10.55)
830m · Farm Track
20 AUG 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 33·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
Favorites: Blaga (13.00) Matna (13.28) Snaga (13.43)
419m · River Meadow
25 AUG 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 34·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Leptir (9.26) Svila (9.35) Rijeka (9.45)
715m · Beach Dunes
26 AUG 2026
Zlivka Village Race
Village
Round 34·419m·Zlivka·River Meadow
Favorites: Blaga (13.02) Matna (13.29) Snaga (13.32)
419m · River Meadow
01 SEP 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 35·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Svila (9.03) Magla (9.34) Leptir (9.71)
715m · Beach Dunes
02 SEP 2026
Drenovo Village Race
Village
Round 35·797m·Drenovo·Clearing Circuit
Favorites: Zec (13.12) Blaga (13.29) Cvijet (13.31)
797m · Clearing Circuit
08 SEP 2026
Smolnik Village Race
Village
Round 36·522m·Smolnik·River Meadow
Favorites: Ljiljan (13.00) Šuma (13.24) Drvo (13.37)
522m · River Meadow
09 SEP 2026
Mokravik Village Race
Village
Round 36·727m·Mokravik·Woodland Trail
Favorites: Šapat (14.07) Bakar (14.14) Sjajna (14.15)
727m · Woodland Trail
15 SEP 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 37·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
Favorites: Vuk (10.27) Slaba (10.56) Vuna (10.69)
628m · Cliff Path
16 SEP 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 37·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
Favorites: Tišina (10.07) Troma (10.13) Crna (10.25)
558m · Cliff Path
22 SEP 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 38·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
Favorites: Grana (10.27) Suton (10.48) Jaka (10.69)
558m · Cliff Path
23 SEP 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 38·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Snijeg (10.23) Zvona (10.27) Zora (10.44)
830m · Farm Track
24 SEP 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 38·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Leptir (8.76) Meka (9.21) Oluja (9.48)
715m · Beach Dunes
29 SEP 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 39·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
Favorites: Vuna (10.39) Vuk (10.50) Noć (10.77)
628m · Cliff Path
30 SEP 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 39·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Zora (10.38) Snijeg (10.39) Zvona (10.47)
830m · Farm Track
01 OCT 2026
Zmothöh Village Race
Village
Round 39·957m·Zmothöh·Rocky Pass
Favorites: Seno (8.32) Oluja (8.48) Siva (8.59)
957m · Rocky Pass
06 OCT 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 40·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Zora (10.27) Nada (10.47) Snijeg (10.55)
830m · Farm Track
13 OCT 2026
Zmothöh Village Race
Village
Round 41·957m·Zmothöh·Rocky Pass
Favorites: Siva (7.91) Jelen (8.62) Bubanj (8.80)
957m · Rocky Pass
20 OCT 2026
Mokravik Village Race
Village
Round 42·727m·Mokravik·Woodland Trail
Favorites: Vjera (13.30) Snaga (14.13) Rosa (14.14)
727m · Woodland Trail
27 OCT 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 43·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
Favorites: Boffinski (9.31) Dlaka (9.48) Tratina (9.67)
637m · Flat Meadow
03 NOV 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 44·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Leptir (9.14) Gruba (9.18) Meka (9.53)
715m · Beach Dunes
04 NOV 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 44·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
Favorites: Tratina (8.66) Dlaka (9.02) Staklo (9.11)
637m · Flat Meadow
10 NOV 2026
Blatno Village Race
Village
Round 45·715m·Blatno·Beach Dunes
Favorites: Leptir (8.75) Meka (9.22) Oluja (9.50)
715m · Beach Dunes
11 NOV 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 45·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Zora (10.31) Nada (10.38) Snijeg (10.46)
830m · Farm Track
17 NOV 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 46·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
Favorites: Tišina (10.09) Troma (10.17) Crna (10.21)
558m · Cliff Path
18 NOV 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 46·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
Favorites: Tratina (9.36) Boffinski (9.66) Staklo (9.73)
637m · Flat Meadow
24 NOV 2026
Krezlav Village Race
Village
Round 47·558m·Krezlav·Cliff Path
Favorites: Suton (10.34) Grana (10.41) Tišina (10.69)
558m · Cliff Path
25 NOV 2026
Vesna Brod Village Race
Village
Round 47·628m·Vesna Brod·Cliff Path
Favorites: Vuk (10.43) Vuna (10.51) Noć (10.59)
628m · Cliff Path
01 DEC 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 48·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
Favorites: Stjena (9.82) Loza (10.13) Radek (10.16)
808m · Farm Track
08 DEC 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 49·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
Favorites: Dlaka (8.77) Tratina (8.82) Luda (9.17)
637m · Flat Meadow
15 DEC 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 50·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Snijeg (10.31) Zora (10.37) Nada (10.58)
830m · Farm Track
16 DEC 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 50·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
Favorites: Loza (9.98) Stjena (10.01) Radek (10.03)
808m · Farm Track
22 DEC 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 51·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
Favorites: Tratina (8.45) Staklo (8.88) Dlaka (9.16)
637m · Flat Meadow
23 DEC 2026
Ravnets Village Race
Village
Round 51·808m·Ravnets·Farm Track
Favorites: Loza (10.21) Radek (10.24) Živa (10.46)
808m · Farm Track
29 DEC 2026
Dolnitsa Village Race
Village
Round 52·830m·Dolnitsa·Farm Track
Favorites: Ruda (10.07) Frula (10.54) Snijeg (10.57)
830m · Farm Track
30 DEC 2026
Chervik Village Race
Village
Round 52·637m·Chervik·Flat Meadow
Favorites: Tratina (8.65) Dlaka (9.02) Staklo (9.11)
637m · Flat Meadow

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Village Roster (153)

# Goat Breed Stable W Pod Pts
Tratina 1 Tratina "Izabella"
The Fleabag
2 yo 		Coastal Black Chervik
Ignjatijek Szgangskev 		9 10 243
Snijeg 2 Snijeg "Ruzena"
The Radio
5 yo 		Syldavian Grey Dolnitsa
Siegfried Malenkov 		4 7 157
Staklo 3 Staklo "Cavalerov"
The Blockhead
8 yo 		Syldavian Grey Chervik
Leopold Smikkeldinsk 		0 6 148
Vuna 4 Vuna "Cilka"
The Mudlark
3 yo 		Coastal Black Vesna Brod
Efremek Kravznik 		4 5 142
Dlaka 5 Dlaka "Zora"
The Leper
5 yo 		Border Spotted Chervik
Ilarionek Zstravek 		1 4 130
Zora 6 Zora "Gustav"
The Lard
5 yo 		Klow Mountain Dolnitsa
Leopold Blazevikz 		1 6 128
Boffinski 7 Boffinski "Pralinov"
The Widower
5 yo 		Klow Mountain Chervik
Davidek Greunič 		0 4 124
Vjetar 8 Vjetar "Basil"
Mr Tan
5 yo 		Klow Mountain Chervik
Hrisantek Rištartov 		0 5 122
Vuk 9 Vuk "Petra"
The Sumo
4 yo 		Border Spotted Vesna Brod
Siegfried Zileherov 		1 6 121
Loza 10 Loza "Helena"
The Priest's Headache
3 yo 		Syldavian Grey Ravnets
Tomak Leuvenski 		2 6 116
Radek 11 Radek "Nero"
The Brutal
6 yo 		Border Spotted Ravnets
Ivanek Kroëmicz 		2 5 113
Zvona 12 Zvona "Dmitri"
The Lout
8 yo 		Syldavian Grey Dolnitsa
Danijelek Djkneurrov 		1 4 102
Stjena 13 Stjena "Cilka"
The Houdini
3 yo 		Klow Mountain Ravnets
Stevan Debrujnov 		2 3 101
Noć 14 Noć "Ludmila"
The Pekingese
3 yo 		Border Spotted Vesna Brod
Norbert Krabberov 		0 5 98
Slaba 15 Slaba "Bernie"
The Cowboy
7 yo 		Coastal Black Vesna Brod
Bedrich Doumareva 		2 2 96
Svila 16 Svila "Aladdin"
The Mudroller
6 yo 		Klow Mountain Blatno
Florek Stufek 		3 4 93
Nada 17 Nada "Puzzle"
The Parrot
5 yo 		Syldavian Grey Dolnitsa
Metodijez Marolicz 		0 2 85
Živa 18 Živa "Ludmila"
The Tramp
4 yo 		Syldavian Grey Ravnets
Efremek Champettelov 		0 3 78
Sol 19 Sol "Helena"
The Stubborn
3 yo 		Syldavian Grey Vesna Brod
Jindrich Turganov 		1 3 76
Bela 20 Bela "Ruzena"
The Butcher
4 yo 		Klow Mountain Vesna Brod
Jevstatiek Platinescu 		0 0 72
Village of Krépjov, Syldavian Highlands, 1954 Vladvetch, 1962 Village of Krépjov, Syldavian Highlands, 1954 Brankovetz, 2012 Klow, 2023 Szpadlockz, 2018 Race day, 2022
Images courtesy of Ministry of Agriculture, Rural Traditions and Pastoral Affairs
Data source: Royal Syldavian Caprine Federation
Under supervision of the Ministry of Agriculture, Rural Traditions and Pastoral Affairs
Photos: Capra GP®, SFCC, PCRA and local trainers
Race reports by SYLVIA, the national AI of Syldavia.

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